Friday’s sharing:
Hannah: “My brother’s eye is swollen and we don’t know why.”
Ricky: “ My brother was swollen one time in his private parts (pointing to his crotch). It was his BALL!! It got all big and purple! It looked like a big purple grape!
Me: “Uh. Okay. Well. Sharing is over...”
Please go see Comedy Goddess today....this is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time...
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R-rated kiddy talk...it's so funny.
ReplyDeleteMade me laugh out loud on a Sunday morning - and THAT'S what it's all about.
ReplyDeleteOMG! This is the first time I have laughed since being rudely awakened this morning!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if his brother had blueballs?
Those kids have no idea how much they keep us entertained!
ReplyDeleteout of the mouths of babes. fo reals.
ReplyDeletekeep it comin mama.
I've been kicked in the grapes, and that will do it...
ReplyDeletewow- grapes will never be the same again
ReplyDeleteWhat grade do you teach again! Your kids are a riot!
ReplyDeleteWith your job, the blog writes itself. You'll have to donate massive amounts of money to your former classroom when you're a famous author. xxxooo
ReplyDeleteAnd it doesn't change as they get older........their goal is to still to have swelling in their private parts!
ReplyDeleteLet's hope the two events are not connected in any way!
ReplyDelete:)
Phil
Hilarious. For us, I mean. Not for the poor lad.
ReplyDeletetoo funny!
ReplyDeleteThat is so funny, and yes, the swelling continues young man...
ReplyDeleteHahhaThis is great! Stopping by from SITS!
ReplyDeleteThat was way more information than I needed or wanted. Bwahahahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific day. :)
i remember when sarge had his ball-ectomy (vasechtomy) his both got big and purple. plus i have no idea how to spell vasechtomy but i know this is not how! have a great day...
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a preposition is something you never end a sentence with... ps
Best title EVER. Nuff said.
ReplyDeleteI think if my private parts were purple and swollen I'd be showing them to a doctor rather than my brother.
ReplyDeleteLove the title. I will be purchasing green grapes for the next several weeks until I can erase that image from my brain.
ReplyDeleteThat video made me weep it was so funny.
ReplyDeleteMen and their balls, man they start obsessing about them early.
Gotta love kid's descriptions - and their honesty.
ReplyDeletePurple? Crumbs, only a baseball could cause that.
ReplyDeleteYikes...I dont even know what to say
ReplyDeleteWhat would cause that? Can you go back and find out for us?
ReplyDeletekids are descriptive, if nothing else :O lol
ReplyDeleteGrapes and math in the same sentance? Ewww! I so don't like that...I thought grapes (read wine) were suppose to help me forget!!!!
ReplyDeleteAAahahhahaaaa! ROTFLMBO! I can't get the image of a swollen, purple ball out of my head! hahahahaa!
ReplyDeleteGolly, he's so young to have already seen testicular torsion!
ReplyDeleteSoooo typical. Hysterical. Whatever pops into their little heads comes right out of their mouths.
ReplyDeleteToo funny!!!! Kids are too much fun! And to think, I used to like purple grapes. . . I'll never look at one again the same way!
ReplyDelete~Yikes! I don't eve want to think about that one...
ReplyDeleteBut one of my teachers once told me that a parent had rung him to explain that Simon wouldn't be in class that day, "as he's got his tentacles caught in his zip..." ;) xxx
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