6/11/09

Listen up, Ladies...

Overheard at snack time:

 

Edward: "I have someone in this room who is my girlfriend."

 Me: "Is it Katie?"

Edward: "Yes!"

Annie: "She broke up with you though."

Edward: "Yeah, but she didn’t mean it.  Rachel broke up with me too... a while ago."

Annie: "I would be your girlfriend."

 

Edward:   "Nah... You pout too much."  





42 comments:

  1. UnknownJune 11, 2009 at 5:35 PM

    Edward is an insightful young man!

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  2. Rick DaleyJune 11, 2009 at 5:45 PM

    I thought Edward liked Bella, because she's all pouty and stuff. It was that way in the book and in the movie.

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  3. RoshniJune 11, 2009 at 5:47 PM

    yeah, men hate women who cry or seem as if they could cry at any moment!! Smart boy!!

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  4. SultanJune 11, 2009 at 5:49 PM

    A wise young man.

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  5. PollyannaJune 11, 2009 at 6:04 PM

    Run, girls, run! He's never going to fall for the batting your eyes thing!!

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  6. BethJune 11, 2009 at 6:12 PM

    That Edward is a player! Love that he already knows to stay away from the pouters.

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  7. UnknownJune 11, 2009 at 6:14 PM

    Oh Annie..keep away from Edward, he's a player and possibly a stalker...

    Peace - Rene

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  8. WarriorHeartGypsySoulJune 11, 2009 at 6:17 PM

    Edward's definately got this thing figured out! haha

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  9. Rachel CotterillJune 11, 2009 at 6:33 PM

    But I bet Rachel meant it. (Rachels always mean what they say!)

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  10. CharJune 11, 2009 at 6:58 PM

    Well, of course she didn't mean it, Edward! Denial is a wonderful thing. No stalking, now.

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  11. Fragrant LiarJune 11, 2009 at 7:04 PM

    I love a straightforward, honest man.

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  12. SkylersDadJune 11, 2009 at 8:17 PM

    Amazing... right there in that single exchange is the sum of my entire dating life!

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  13. AnonymousJune 11, 2009 at 8:28 PM

    I have a feeling Edward is going to be a heartbreaker. :D

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  14. The Peach TartJune 11, 2009 at 8:29 PM

    Edward is wise beyond his years and is going to give the girls a run for their money

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  15. Fancy SchmancyJune 11, 2009 at 8:35 PM

    It is possible that they are all wise beyond their years.

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  16. CoraJune 11, 2009 at 8:42 PM

    So, pouting is bad...?

    ;-)

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  17. Desert SongbirdJune 11, 2009 at 8:42 PM

    Oooo, that's cold...

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  18. Captain DumbassJune 11, 2009 at 8:44 PM

    Good eye, Edward. Stay away from the high maintenance ones.

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  19. The MuseJune 11, 2009 at 9:01 PM

    Oh he is gooooooooood !

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  20. tiffJune 11, 2009 at 9:43 PM

    oh so perfect...edward better get use to it! love the image and love what kinders say...you have a great memory...as i can't remember anything by the end of the day...i swear i have fluffy cotton in my head when i get home and try to recall the funny things that were said throughout the day...ugh!

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  21. Angie LedbetterJune 11, 2009 at 9:46 PM

    I hope that smart boy always remembers that lesson.

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  22. steenky beeJune 11, 2009 at 9:46 PM

    Sadly, Edward knows exactly what he's talking about. If only all men were that smart....

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  23. Mango GirlJune 11, 2009 at 10:15 PM

    I'm with steenky bee...

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  25. Wonderful World of WeinersJune 11, 2009 at 10:36 PM

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  26. for a different kind of girlJune 11, 2009 at 10:50 PM

    It's tough to be a girl in love!

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  27. anymommyJune 12, 2009 at 12:05 AM

    How did he learn that so early? Tell her not to give up. My husband says exactly the same thing and I suckered him in somehow.

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  28. Kathy B!June 12, 2009 at 12:18 AM

    Really?! That sucks!!

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  29. 2 Brits, 2 Yanks, 2 DogsJune 12, 2009 at 12:18 AM

    Yeah the pouting ruins everything

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  30. SSPJune 12, 2009 at 12:28 AM

    dammit, and I am so darn cute when I pout!!! LOL

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  31. Jenn @ Juggling LifeJune 12, 2009 at 1:02 AM

    I spent all of my son's freshman year waiting for him to figure that one out!

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  32. Joanna JenkinsJune 12, 2009 at 1:28 AM

    Pouting always worked for me. Tell Annie to hang in there :-)

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  33. Sharon RoseJune 12, 2009 at 2:40 AM

    I love a young man who knows he doesn't want a drama queen!

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  34. AnonymousJune 12, 2009 at 2:50 AM

    He's already hip to the girl game!

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  35. mo.stoneskinJune 12, 2009 at 3:05 AM

    He's right. You can't have too much pouting.

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  36. Formerly known as FrauJune 12, 2009 at 3:57 AM

    You really have to love the humor in your job. It's not easy being a teacher but man the comedy you get daily is all I need.

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  37. JoanieJune 12, 2009 at 5:25 AM

    That's enough to give Annie a major complex. Bet Edward becomes a very successful psychiatrist and Annie becomes his long-suffering wife.

    Just sayin'

    Da Goddess

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  38. The Gaelic WifeJune 12, 2009 at 8:02 AM

    Wise beyond his years.

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  39. KMcJosephJune 12, 2009 at 6:21 PM

    "Nah, you've got two much baggage."

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  40. WendyJune 13, 2009 at 9:36 AM

    BWAHAHAHA. You know, I wish life were like elementary school. With less boogers, I mean.

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  41. SaraJune 15, 2009 at 4:16 PM

    Isn't it sad to know that men haven't changed all that much from Kindergarten? Oh, Edward...

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  42. A Woman Of No ImportanceJune 20, 2009 at 8:38 AM

    Pouting too much will probably get that girl a role in the movies, given that pouting appears to work instead of acting in some cases! Great stuff, VKMom - I just wrote 'grate'... I think I need extra tuition this summer... You up for it?! x

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