6/8/09

Sometimes material just PRESENTS itself...


Today during sharing someone brought up their dog.  This, as you know, always starts a chain reaction, and today it was no different.  Except THIS was the kicker...

Johnny:  "My dog Jake peed upstairs, and my dad yelled, 'Jake, you bastard!!!'  " 






gulp.  






42 comments:

  1. AnonymousJune 8, 2009 at 5:45 PM

    That is why kids are so much fun...I remember my daughter calling my son a dumass...he was all upset, and I did a good job of not laughing...I just said "well are you?" when he replied "no" then I told him to just ignor her...they were 3 and 5....ugh...

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  2. KatJune 8, 2009 at 5:52 PM

    I am just giggling like a mad hatter over here.

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  3. AnonymousJune 8, 2009 at 6:04 PM

    Nice. What CAN you say to that?

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  4. WeaselMommaJune 8, 2009 at 6:04 PM

    Thank you, I needed a good laugh.

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  5. JoanieJune 8, 2009 at 6:10 PM

    There are definitely no secrets when small children are in the house.

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  6. MaryJune 8, 2009 at 6:17 PM

    I am encouraged by your labels - but remember, there are no strings attached to the lifting......we do it because we love you. No obligatory posting.....just keep taking your time to figure things out.

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  7. SandeeJune 8, 2009 at 6:22 PM

    Well, dad knows. Bwahahahaha. Dad needs to know that his son is emulating him. Just saying.

    Hope you are feeling much better today. Big hug. :)

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  8. shrink on the couchJune 8, 2009 at 6:24 PM

    Lucky he doesn't live at my house. You'd have heard worse.

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  9. Boozy ToothJune 8, 2009 at 6:24 PM

    Deja Vu, Vodka Mom. I remember that story from before?

    Still... it's a keeper.

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  10. UnknownJune 8, 2009 at 6:27 PM

    So funny! I wonder what he calls the dogs mother...
    Hope you are doing better today
    The ass kicking is piling up...:D

    Peace - Rene

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  11. UnknownJune 8, 2009 at 6:35 PM

    Hee, hee ... I needed that little chuckle this afternoon!! LOL!!

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  12. ♥ BrajaJune 8, 2009 at 6:40 PM

    Jeez, I actually thought the title said "Sometimes a MARTINI just presents itself." Seriously....

    Cos it does. You ever find that?

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  13. Rick DaleyJune 8, 2009 at 7:53 PM

    That was unexpected. I was expecting a bitch joke regarding a dog.

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  14. Petra a.k.a The Wise (*Young*) MommyJune 8, 2009 at 8:02 PM

    hahahahaha.

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  15. AnonymousJune 8, 2009 at 8:35 PM

    And this is why I love children.

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  16. DKCJune 8, 2009 at 8:46 PM

    That is beyond hysterical!

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  17. KeyonaJune 8, 2009 at 8:53 PM

    I'm afraid of the thing my child may say during show and share. Very, very afraid.

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  18. RobinJune 8, 2009 at 9:04 PM

    No offense to the Comedy goddess, but you are WAYYYYY funnier than the "Comedy Goddess". Vodka Mom, you rule!

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  19. UnknownJune 8, 2009 at 9:26 PM

    LOL..I remember reading that one out loud to my husband first time around and I laughed just as hard this time. What a classic!

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  20. BobbiJune 8, 2009 at 9:29 PM

    That was too funny!

    That will SO be something my kid will say! I can already hear the phone calls from teachers.

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  21. SueJune 8, 2009 at 9:43 PM

    Okay, that one was a seriously "laugh out load" one, which I did. I could just hear the little kid saying that!! I love their innocence and I especially love the ones that have timing and KNOW they are funny!! My ex and the new wife through "lots of money & the mircles of modern medicine" just had a baby;she's 48 and he is 54! So for the past few months I've been teaching my little 2 year old granddaugher this, "Riley, what is Papa"? She gets this really big smile, and then delivers her line, "Papa is a jackasssssss"! And then we both laugh!

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  22. Kathy B!June 8, 2009 at 10:01 PM

    I can't even imagine the things you must hear in your classroom!

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  23. Smart Mouth BroadJune 8, 2009 at 10:49 PM

    Well, can you blame him!

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  24. WendyJune 8, 2009 at 11:02 PM

    BWAHAHAHAHA! I love the job you have. I mean, I love that YOU have that job and tell stories. Not that I want your job. No way.

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  25. That Janie GirlJune 8, 2009 at 11:12 PM

    Girl you always make me laugh!!!

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  26. StephanieJune 8, 2009 at 11:17 PM

    Seriously..how do you not laugh??

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  27. anymommyJune 8, 2009 at 11:38 PM

    Oh my god. Is it summer yet? You need some time to reset your serious face for next year.

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  28. Zip n TizzyJune 9, 2009 at 12:48 AM

    Well, he's acurate!

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  29. apathy loungeJune 9, 2009 at 12:51 AM

    I knew there was a reason I was looking forward to teaching summer school!

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  30. PhilBJune 9, 2009 at 1:02 AM

    He was correct. Technically all dogs are bastards since they don't marry. :)

    Phil

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  31. Two Pretty Little SkirtsJune 9, 2009 at 1:25 AM

    Kids sure do say the darndest things eh?

    Your lovely blog has received a kreativ blog award...go pick it up at my place ;)

    http://twoprettylittleskirts.blogspot.com/

    Dawn

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  32. mo.stoneskinJune 9, 2009 at 1:30 AM

    Superb. Jake clearly was a bastard for doing that.

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  33. Sharon RoseJune 9, 2009 at 1:36 AM

    Gotta love the kids. . . they just tell the truth like it is!

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  34. Nanny Goats In PantiesJune 9, 2009 at 1:39 AM

    Bwa HAHAHAHA!!!!!

    You're so lucky...that never happens to me.

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  35. Formerly known as FrauJune 9, 2009 at 3:25 AM

    Ah! that Johnny has a funny family are they from Jersey?

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  36. LORIJune 9, 2009 at 4:43 AM

    UM, AT LEAST HE GOT THE GENDER CORRECT???

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  37. JoanieJune 9, 2009 at 5:45 AM

    Well alrighty then. Gotta love those big mouths that spill every secret to the public.

    Da Goddess
    dagoddess.com

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  38. BelleJune 9, 2009 at 6:52 AM

    And he was. A bastard. That Jake dog!

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  39. Paige LaceyJune 9, 2009 at 7:10 AM

    Out of the mouths of babes? I'm so glad they don't have show and tell at the university level...

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  40. AnonymousJune 9, 2009 at 7:44 AM

    Haha ooh I love the things these kids come out with... p.s. thanks for featuring me :-) very kind!

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  41. The Gaelic WifeJune 9, 2009 at 7:52 AM

    Kids say the darnedest things.

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  42. Bobby GJune 9, 2009 at 8:44 AM

    LMAO! Gotta love kids, they have no internal filter (kinda like me)

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