6/22/09

You drank from WHAT?


This particular story came from my friend who teaches kindergarten in Virginia.

She took her class to another school for a field trip to see their "pen pals." After the gathering, she had the class use the bathroom before they went home. Most of the children also took advantage of the water fountain outside the restrooms before boarding the bus to go across town.

Mrs. Smythe: "Johnny, did you want to get a drink here at the fountain before we get on the bus?"


Johnny, "Naw.....I got a drink from the one in there!" And with that, he pointed to the boys bathroom.


Yeah.


Where the urinals were located.



He'll probably be our next senator.







57 comments:

  1. Zip n TizzyJune 22, 2009 at 6:40 PM

    Mmm!
    Tasty, with just a hint of salt.

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  2. JessicaJune 22, 2009 at 6:40 PM

    Oh no he didn't!

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  3. BethJune 22, 2009 at 6:49 PM

    We had a student who drank from the potty this past year. Stuck his head in and drank like a dog.

    I almost threw up just thinking about it.

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  4. *Akilah Sakai*June 22, 2009 at 6:49 PM

    Hey, lemonade is tastier than water!

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  5. SkylersDadJune 22, 2009 at 6:53 PM

    Does Johnny's school have outhouses or something?

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  6. shrink on the couchJune 22, 2009 at 6:56 PM

    next Senator, ha! that or head of the EPA!

    wow, look at all of those followers! you are amazing, Vodka Mom!

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  7. SandeeJune 22, 2009 at 7:01 PM

    That is so gross, but your comment about him becoming our next senator cracked me up. Most of them aren't in touch are they? No, they aren't.

    Have a terrific day. :)

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  8. Kathy B!June 22, 2009 at 7:01 PM

    Blech. I just lost another pound on the VodkaMom diet. There's no way I'm eating dinner now!!

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  9. chocolatecovereddaydreams.blogspot.comJune 22, 2009 at 7:03 PM

    I'm extremely grossed out! Poor guy!

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  10. Boozy ToothJune 22, 2009 at 7:07 PM

    With common sense and taste like THAT, it's virtually guaranteed!

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  11. Girl TornadoJune 22, 2009 at 7:08 PM

    Hey, between your posts and the pics on my photo blog (engorged ticks, big hairy spiders and bull snakes) we could patent a new diet. The Blech Diet. :-) Works like a charm.

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  12. PseudoJune 22, 2009 at 7:28 PM

    It even grosses me out when my dog drinks from the toilet.

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  13. forsakenidentityJune 22, 2009 at 7:31 PM

    There were sinks in there, right?! There must have been.. Pretty please..

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  14. CharJune 22, 2009 at 7:32 PM

    OMG...NO! I don't want to know that!

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  15. laughingwolfJune 22, 2009 at 7:39 PM

    did he come out chewing a giant 'mint', too? :O lol

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  16. Carolyn...OnlineJune 22, 2009 at 7:48 PM

    Yeah, but I don't think the senators are "drinking" in the restrooms.

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  17. Pop and IceJune 22, 2009 at 7:51 PM

    Oh, God, questions that should never be asked of small children. You really don't want to know.

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  18. SueJune 22, 2009 at 8:06 PM

    That's boys for you!!

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  19. RebeccaJune 22, 2009 at 8:09 PM

    **GAGGING**

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  20. AnonymousJune 22, 2009 at 8:19 PM

    YEP! Boys do mature slower than girls. Perhaps it's the water that causes it?

    DI
    The Blue Ridge Gal

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  21. Everyday GoddessJune 22, 2009 at 8:34 PM

    I just threw up.

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  22. Mango GirlJune 22, 2009 at 8:34 PM

    Makes sense to me...the bar I worked in throughout college had a sign above the urinal in the men's room:

    "Please don't eat the mints."

    'nough said.

    xo, Mango

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  23. SweetPeaSurryJune 22, 2009 at 8:41 PM

    One word: disgusting. Kids will be kids!

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  24. AnonymousJune 22, 2009 at 9:24 PM

    At age FIFTY-SIX, I went into a porta potty and picked up this nice white piece of "smell good" soap. Only after telling my husband about the soap that wasn't, did he tell me about urinal cakes. I did a post on it and it made me famous. OK. I lied about the famous part.

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  25. KMcJosephJune 22, 2009 at 9:28 PM

    Don't act like you never drank out of a urinal.

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  26. Liz Wilkey (a.k.a. A Mom on Spin)June 22, 2009 at 9:31 PM

    Oh my!

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  27. Jennifer and IainJune 22, 2009 at 9:39 PM

    I think I just threw-up in my mouth a little!

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  28. AnonymousJune 22, 2009 at 10:10 PM

    Ek. Boys are yucky.

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  29. Sharon RoseJune 22, 2009 at 10:15 PM

    Oh Nasty! Poor kid!

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  30. blognutJune 22, 2009 at 10:28 PM

    *barf*

    That was nasty - but funny. I hope someone is there to remind him of this when he is about 15.

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  31. MichelJune 22, 2009 at 10:52 PM

    I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

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  32. Angie LedbetterJune 22, 2009 at 11:16 PM

    Hope there was a sink in the boys room. eww

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  33. That Janie GirlJune 22, 2009 at 11:20 PM

    Oh, God...

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  34. Mimi LenoxJune 22, 2009 at 11:38 PM

    I guess this was not a good day to teach a lesson on the "fun"damentals of government....

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  35. PamelaJune 23, 2009 at 2:44 AM

    My mom remembers going to a friend's house when we were little. She asked th kid for a glass of water. He went in toe bathroom, but she never heard the water go on. However he came out with a dripping glass!
    Mmmm, toilet water...

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  36. Ladybird World MotherJune 23, 2009 at 5:56 AM

    Yeuurrrccchhhhh!!!! Funny though!X

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  37. UnknownJune 23, 2009 at 7:02 AM

    LOL! It wasn't his day to use the Universal Brain

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  38. UnknownJune 23, 2009 at 7:17 AM

    ewww...that's nasty. Stopping by to say hi from the SITStahood!

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  39. Dawn Parsons SmithJune 23, 2009 at 7:19 AM

    It gives new meaning to "potty mouth".....blech!

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  40. tracey.becker1@gmail.comJune 23, 2009 at 8:14 AM

    Oh. YUCK.

    As a mom,I'm not sure if I'd WANT to hear that report from the teacher or not...

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  41. WeaselMommaJune 23, 2009 at 8:18 AM

    Ewwwwww. As my son always says "Those blue mints don't taste very good.

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  42. Bobby GJune 23, 2009 at 8:39 AM

    YIKES? did he put frosting on the urinal cake too? LMAO!!!

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  43. ToniJune 23, 2009 at 9:46 AM

    Lol - he isn't the first and he won't be the last...bless them.

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  44. Merrily Down the StreamJune 23, 2009 at 10:02 AM

    So nicely chilled by the ceramic. Perhaps he is part dog?

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  45. KeyonaJune 23, 2009 at 10:26 AM

    I bet his mother is so proud! LOL!

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  46. Eileen, Founder, Organizer, Mayor and Chief Cook And Bottle Washer of the Anger Management Girls.June 23, 2009 at 10:39 AM

    We have this fountain thingee in our office waiting room. I can't tell you how many patients drank from it.
    I want to ask them two questions:

    Did'nt the mold on the bottom gross you out at all?

    Did you happen to wonder why this fountain in so close to the ground.

    (I clean it with clorox by the way)

    At least this kid was 6. I'm dealing with grown adults in an upscale dentist office.

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  47. BelleJune 23, 2009 at 10:47 AM

    Interesting. I'm obviously not up on American politics. And I didn't mean up in that way!

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  48. The MotherJune 23, 2009 at 10:54 AM

    Dogs drink from toilets all the time. It doesn't kill them.

    Just think of all the great germ exposures. Kid will never get asthma.

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  49. buffalodickJune 23, 2009 at 11:18 AM

    You haven't really been drunk, unless you know what one of the sanitizing cakes taste like...

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  50. Tamara DawnJune 23, 2009 at 12:11 PM

    OMG I love your blog name! I saw you on SITS and wanted to stop in and see who Vodka Mom was, lmao

    Your blog is great, I faved you so I can come back and read more after the kiddies find something to do :)

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  51. Melissa B.June 23, 2009 at 12:19 PM

    LMAO! Guess that's why I teach high school, although I wouldn't put it past some of those high school boys to drink from the urinal, too. BTW, chica, you're a WINNER! Please send me your contact info so I can get that Tar-Jay Gift Card out to ya!

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  52. AnonymousJune 23, 2009 at 5:51 PM

    Oh no! lol!

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  54. UnknownJune 24, 2009 at 7:21 AM

    Very funny! Reminds me of the time my husband took Jeff to the bathroom at McDonalds. Coming out, he was so excited to tell me so he yelled loudly for all to hear that "mommy, guess WHAT? I pee peed IN THE SINK!"
    And did I mention it was packed for dinner? yeah.... good times.

    btw, what's up with all the Anonymous asian writing? Do you speak this language?

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  55. Vodka LogicJune 24, 2009 at 8:21 AM

    Did you tell his mother so she get him shots. *shakes head* lol..

    Thats some spammer or a very frustrated follower

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  56. kristiJune 24, 2009 at 1:58 PM

    Dang, ANON's comments made my head hurt!

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  57. His SweetheartJune 30, 2009 at 6:33 PM

    Love kids! So funny!

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