Hannah after returning quickly from the bathroom.
Mrs. Smith, "Wow! That was fast."
Hannah, "Yeah, it's pretty quick when you only have to go one way."
(Yesterday when I posted TWICE? Yeah. It was a blonde moment. And I'm not blonde. p.s.)
(And ANOTHER thing, I'm attending our first writer's group tonight. Any suggestions, ideas, advice on this kind of thing????? p.s.s.)
Do you ever come up empty?
ReplyDeleteLOL that's great :-)
ReplyDeleteAnd, as Michael Jackson would say, "Don't Stop 'til You Get Enough." Or is that too much of a stretch? This SITS this is wild. I think karma brings us together, oui?
ReplyDeleteMy first husband claimed that his kindergarten teacher made them hold up one finger for number 1 or two for number 2 when they needed to go to the bathroom.
ReplyDeleteHe said no one EVER admitted to number 2.
Glad to see you allow your kids a little more privacy.
Funny and looking forward to seeing the new and improved you, I mean blog.
ReplyDeleteI bet I could go quicker, even when going two ways!
ReplyDeleteLOL. Can't wait to hear about the writing group; no advice, since I've never been to one.
ReplyDeleteNever ever ever teach those children the definition of "TMI".
ReplyDeleteDoes anybody go both ways at that age?
ReplyDeleteLove it!
ReplyDeleteGood luck with the writer's group - they'll be in awe of you!
Sooo happy about the writing group! (Email me and I'll share tippage about it.) :)
ReplyDeleteWait til they're reading real good. It'll take hours no matter how many ways they gotta do it.
ReplyDeleteone way. hehehehehe :)
ReplyDeleteI wish Hannah would be more specific. "One way" meaning number one? Or "one way" meaning not number one and number two.
ReplyDeleteI was never good in math.
High Five to Lee Ryan. I giggled.
ReplyDeleteLMAO! My GFs sister is a teacher, I was like you should have a blog, Hilarious stories!
ReplyDeleteMy advice is to take a bottle of Ketel One.
ReplyDeleteAdvice for the writer's group? Be yourself. Don't mention the earwig in the ear sandwich. Drink vodka only after the meeting has finished...
ReplyDeleteI'm too vulnerable to go to a writers group.
ReplyDeleteJust tell them 900 followers can't be wrong!!!
Be your own adorable self, because you rock....
ReplyDeleteListen and absorb.
Silently judge. :D
Peace - Rene
Enjoy the writer's group! I agree with Not The Rockefellers. Ears open, my dear. Ears open.
ReplyDeleteadvice for the writer's group? take a pencil and paper!
ReplyDeletesmiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
i'm blonde! ps
Wooooooohooooooooooooooo 900 stalkers! You are awesome.
ReplyDeleteCongrats on that.
I have never been to a writers group, so I have no clue. But be sure you are you! You will enjoy it if you don't hold back
I hate when I have to go two ways...
ReplyDeleteIt's even quicker when you have exterior plumbing.
ReplyDeleteYeah the other way does take quite a bit of time.
ReplyDeleteYep, one way makes things a lot easier:)
ReplyDeleteWriters group...soak it all...just be you!
I usually go quickly too, but since I take diuretics, that's understandable. *grin*
ReplyDeleteAbout the writers' group, I say go in with open mind and prepare to share what you do best - daily quips about your life. You know and I know that a writer should be true to oneself, and stick with what works for them. Have fun!
About the writers' meeting: HAVE FUN!
ReplyDeleteMy advice is to get drunk first.
ReplyDeleteI have no advice on what to do for the writer's group. I tend to get totally neurotic, obsess about every little thing, & then smile way too much in new settings. Which in turn makes me seem like a complete oddity, so I don't suggest doing that. I suggest having fun & trying to relax. Hope you have a good time!
ReplyDeleteha! and i wish i was going with you.
ReplyDeletemay the fork be with you, and also the spoon.
My advice for tonight, "do NOT have a blonde moment"!! I'm blonde and "those moments" are really hard to control! Good luck with that!
ReplyDeleteTake care, Sue
Enjoy the writer's group. Be prepared to learn from them but to also teach them. After all, you have 900 followers....that says a whole lot about your writing skills right there.
ReplyDeleteStopping by from SITS. I joined a critique group last year. It was a little overwhelming at first, but listening is the best advice. Good Luck.
ReplyDeleteOh, my - your blog is great :)
ReplyDeleteGreetings from a norwegian photoblogger!
As long as she doesn't hit a dead end!
ReplyDeleteMy advice? Go anyway you need to.
ReplyDelete"Illegitimi non carborundum" heehee
are you sure that you're not a blonde? Because PS goes before the thing you're PS'ing/
ReplyDelete;)
Can't wait to hear more about the writing group!
I don't get it. Did she mean number one?
ReplyDeleteMy son can pee in .5 seconds. But that's because he doesn't bother to lift the lid or aim or flush or wash his hands or even close the door.
You might be blonde at the roots. And that is really all that matters.
ReplyDelete"I'm attending our first writer's group tonight."
ReplyDeleteWriting groups rock. Just make sure everyone is on the same plane you are.
And, you are so ahead of the game when it comes to titles. Quick like a bunny? Sucked me in.
Smart girl. Save the two-way for home.
ReplyDeleteYou can never retire from teaching..........even when you become a famous author. I don't know what I'd do without these stories.
ReplyDeleteAs they say... out of the mouths (and other orifices) of babes!
ReplyDeleteGood one! And true. LOL!
ReplyDeleteWait. I have a gripe with you, oh "teacher lady."
ReplyDeleteIsn't it supposed to be PPS? As in, "post-post-script"??? "Post-script-script" doesn't make sense, does it?
I am off to google it. brb
I never thought of it that way!
ReplyDeleteYou know, I was searching for a reaallllly long time for proof that I was right and you were wrong. And while I did find information that SEEMS to lean towards my genius rather than yours, there were several great debates on different sites about the pss psss or pps ppps differences.
ReplyDeleteThis is what I do. I google random crap.