Yes, I am still on my sister vacation. However, I wanted to share the two (important) text messages I received from Bitchy yesterday. You will NOT believe it. (I think perhaps it's invasion of the body snatchers, or something... ) Here they are:
"The dog misses you very much. "
"and so do I."
Someone get out the smelling salts and call missing persons.
(Check out the Crystal Light Challenge. I am in the bathroom 24/7)
Aw. Is it sweet or is she just trying to mess with you long distance?
ReplyDeleteThe dog, I mean.
Epcot? Tell my daughter her mommy said hi! (She works in Disney Entertainment.)
ReplyDeleteI've picked myself up off the floor. Wow. That is something. xx
ReplyDeleteShe must want something.
ReplyDeleteconfirmation....enjoy it!
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking she wants something. Yep, that has to be it. Bwahahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific sister vacation honey. Big hug. :)
That's the type of thing I respond to with....."who are you and what have you done with my daughter."
ReplyDeletewhooo hooo I heard I love you mom and miss you so much... yay
ReplyDeleteThat's very sweet. I think the best I ever did was leave a voice mail for my mom saying, "I can't find the remote."
ReplyDeleteIs she out of money? Methinks she needs money.
ReplyDeleteyep.. its either that or the role reversal we talked about! LOL
ReplyDeleteAwww...isn't it getting to you?
ReplyDeleteDoesn't it make you want to run back home?
Thought so...
Have a great last hurrah before school starts..
Peace - Rene
Isn't it sweet when their heads stop spinning, the projectile pea soup vomit ebbs and they show affection?!
ReplyDeleteI don't want to alarm you.....but something big MAY have been broken....lol
ReplyDeleteDon't read too much into it. The dog probably got nervous and took a crap on the rung and she doesn't want to clean it.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE how she uses the dog missing you, sort of like a decoy, then let's her feelings out as well. How sweet that must make you feel!!
ReplyDeleteI'm going to go out on a doghouse roof here and say it was genuine. Absence makes the heart grow fonder, no? :)
ReplyDeleteUsually when I get one of those my immediate thought is:
ReplyDeleteWhat did you do?
What did you break?
Who got arrested?
Where are you? Exactly.
Awwww, Bitchy has a heart. I knew it. :-)
ReplyDeleteBitchy can be so sweet....sometimes, huh?
ReplyDeleteAhhh... It's good to remind them that they need us!
ReplyDelete*thud*
ReplyDeletesmiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
see she is a pussy cat! ps
first though...sweet?
ReplyDeletesecond thought...what do you want?
third thought...what did you break?
forth thought...how much is bail money?
at least the first thought was innocent...
*stunned silence*
ReplyDeleteI'm with Brian on this one
ReplyDeleteI can't believe it. ;)
ReplyDeleteEvery now and then, they offer you a glimmer of who they will become.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy it.
Then pay to get whatever it is broken, fixed.
Awwwwwww. I think.
ReplyDeleteCheck the basement for pods...
ReplyDeleteThank heavens for the faithful dog reminding her to do the right thing.
ReplyDeleteMy reply would have been:
ReplyDelete"What did you do?"
I'll say it again-- who is Rick Daley? Funny guy!
ReplyDeleteSee...absence makes the heart grow fonder!!
Lies. . . all lies. . . you'll get to the bottom of it one day.
ReplyDeletePale Rider sends me similar texts when I am away.
ReplyDeletewonder what she broke....
ReplyDeletehmmm. the dog made her do it. i'm sure.
ReplyDeleteCall missing persons, hell...call the police! She's up to something, if she's anything like I was at that age!
ReplyDeletehaha! so funny... but I am curious!
ReplyDeleteawwwwwww.. that is so nice, I need to give her my number so she can text me, because The girl certainly doesn't send me nice messages and the next one might be the one that makes me call the phone company (an idea I read somewhere :o) )
ReplyDeleteHaw!!! :-)~ in that order?
ReplyDeleteShoes come in pairs - there's another one somewhere and I think it's going to drop.
ReplyDeleteNice.
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, I got called by my ex last night demanding I come get her after she locked her keys in the car. I'd be happy to do it if the last time she asked me to do something didn't result in having the police called on me.
I bet she'll deny it when you get home.
ReplyDeleteBitchy has a heart, bitchy has a heart!
I can't wait to get texts like that :)
ReplyDeleteVery cool. I do that when the Boy is gone. Except I just tell him the dog misses him...
ReplyDeleteHow sweet.
ReplyDeleteIt's posts like these that make me think that MAYBE the teenage years won't be so bad...maybe..
You see, when my mother was down in Miami that one weekend, I missed her because she wasn't there to nag on my brother and I. Mostly my brother.
ReplyDelete. . . . Is that bad?
;]
It's nice she misses you. . . . . then again, she probably wants something. Haha.
LOL! At least she's got her priorities right .. and mentioned the dog first!
ReplyDeleteYou drugged her food didn't you?
ReplyDeleteThe dog, I mean....
Have you reported the cell phone stolen yet?
ReplyDeleteThat is SO sweet!
ReplyDelete(check EVERYTHING when you get home.)
Have a safe trip back!
xoxo
She will never know how much she melted your heart with that text until...
ReplyDeleteshe has some beautiful grandchildren.
Something's up. Get home quick!
ReplyDeleteDid she break into the vodka cabinet :-)
ReplyDeleteHope your vacation is good. I'm just back from mine.
xo
So, when are you finding out what was up!? lol
ReplyDeleteWhat in the world?? Was she into your vodka while you were gone?
ReplyDeleteThat's adorable. I think she wants a new car.
ReplyDeleteHoly crap! "kids say the darndest things"!
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