Dear Powers that be in the Universe:
You know how for the last five years I’ve been yelling up a STORM at the moms and dads that INSIST on dropping off their middle schoolers in the NO DROP OFF ZONE at the entrance to the middle school - that is located RIGHT NEXT to my school?? Remember that?
And you know how I ALMOST slam RIGHT INTO some of those cars on that blind turn every morning even though I KNOW they will be there? Well…um,...guess what I was doing this morning?
Yeah. Dropping off MY middle schooler. On that same blind corner.
Don’t worry. I yelled at myself.
As long as you didn't honk at your self, shoot the finger at you self, or spill your coffee, no harm no foul.
ReplyDeleteI find it much harder to believe that Golden Boy is in Middle School than that you are a normal, typical parent in a hurry to get to work!
ReplyDeleteOhhh you just lost your right to yell at all those other parents who drop their middle schooler off on the blind curve.
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ReplyDeleteLOL, and the circle is complete.
ReplyDeletemuch love
Well, at least you yelled at yourself and I am sure you now have compassion for those other moms dropping off kids.
ReplyDeletewho is that crazy lady yelling at herself in the car? i dunno son, hurry up and get out before they catch us in the no drop off zone...lol.
ReplyDeleteOkay, but that's because there is NO PLACE to drop off a kid around the school for cry-ay-ay!
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ReplyDeleteDOH!
ReplyDeleteAs long as everyone else's doing it, then why not?
ReplyDeleteOuch, hopefully no one else was yelling at you..
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Oh come on Vodkamom, you do it once you may do it again...and if you don't you can regain your right to yell or atleast GLARE at those who dare to break the sacred drop off rule!
ReplyDeleteIt happens! lol
ReplyDeleteThe comments are too funnyyy!! :D
Hypocrisy is FUN!!
ReplyDeleteReminds me that I used to make my step-dad drop me off a block before the school. I was so cool.
ReplyDeleteYou should be spanked! Hmmm!
ReplyDeleteI love it! I hope you felt appropriately chastized!
ReplyDeleteI've done that myself under cover of a low brimmed hat, a bathrobe, and my husband's car.
ReplyDeletewas thewre honking at yourserlf, or giving yourself the finger involved? lol
ReplyDeleteJust stopping by to say hello. Because that's how I roll.
ReplyDeleteCome on. Yelling at yourself doesn't quite cut it does it? I suggest writing 100 times "I will not behave like other idiot parents" should do it. Oh,,and in blood.
ReplyDeleteDon't you just hate it when you do shit like that!
ReplyDeleteI love reading the comments here too, your folks KNOW how to make em
ReplyDeleteTee-hee...
ReplyDeleteHear ya!
They say middle school is the gypsy of the public school system. It's a peculiar place, middle school.
ReplyDeleteDo as I say not as I do is my motto!
ReplyDeleteIf you can't beat 'em join 'em!
ReplyDeleteWe all cut corners now and again, especially when we're in a hurry. They may need to do something about that blind corner!?!?? Love and Light, Nina P
ReplyDeletePhew! I thought for sure you were going to day someone ran into YOU.
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I almost got into an accident on that corner. Hated it
ReplyDeleteI totally was going to say what eda said above!! Heehee I should google translate that I hope it's not something rude!
ReplyDeleteThat Edna. She always makes me laugh.
ReplyDeleteYep, Stacey's right, you've come full circle!
ReplyDeleteWe're all hypocritical about something. I'm pretty sure this makes you human.
ReplyDeleteI think the rules should change to accommodate me and my needs. Always have. That's just how I roll.
ReplyDeleteDid you slap you on the wrists as well?
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I would most definitely do the same thing.
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But it will never happen again right? Haha. Hey, we're all capable of these things...
ReplyDeleteLOL!! I did almost the same thing yesterday! I was yelling at stupid people that make the Right Turn on Red After Stopping, because it never fails, they pull out in front of me. Soooo what did I do? I did and upped it one! I did a Right on Red WITH A SIGN POSTED: NO RIGHT TURN ON RED! There was no one coming but still......I had to laugh about the moron in the Chevy..
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LOL!! I did almost the same thing yesterday! I was yelling at stupid people that make the Right Turn on Red After Stopping, because it never fails, they pull out in front of me. Soooo what did I do? I did and upped it one! I did a Right on Red WITH A SIGN POSTED: NO RIGHT TURN ON RED! There was no one coming but still......I had to laugh about the moron in the Chevy..
ReplyDeleteBTW-You have an award at my place! Love your pages.
LOL - oh well - at least you are woman enough to admit when you were wrong! HA! :o)
ReplyDeleteLMAO!! I did the exact same thing!! Of course, I flipped myself off in the mirror, honked my horn, did they two-hands-in-the-air shoulder shrug, yelled, "What the f*ck are you doing??" at myself--but that one was embarassing because I rolled the window down to do it....
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you just wanted to see what the fuss was all about. :o)
ReplyDeleteOuch. . .dontcha hate it? What we don't forgive we become.
ReplyDeleteHappened to me a couple a times.
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