Tip number 423 for mothers of teenaged girls:
423. When you’re doing dishes and your daughter walks in with her girlfriend, check to see if there are any STRAGLERS coming in. Odds are great that her new “fella” will sneak in a few moments later as quietly as a stealth bomber, and overhear the following comments.
“I’m SO glad Jack had the nerve to come meet me! Not like that OTHER loser, what was his name? Anyway, he doesn't LOOK creepy, he's SO CUTE!!! And…”
Right about then your 17 year-old daughter MIGHT shout out, “MOM, mom, mom, MOM!!!”
When you turn around and see him standing there sheepishly with his hands in his pockets, don’t be surprised.
And WHY am I so shocked that my foot fits so easily into my mouth these days? (It's a perfect fit.)
Ha!
ReplyDeleteThat is classic. It's what we do. Embarrass them. We can't help ourselves.
ReplyDeleteI hope you painted your toenails. Bitch Red.
ReplyDeletePriceless!
ReplyDeleteI recently found out that my youngest has a boyfriend, at school. They've been an item for about 4 months now. Everyone had orders NOT to tell me. Why, you ask? Probably so I won't try to sabotage it, like she tried to do with my relationship with John. the kids KNOWS that paybacks are a bitch!
Guess she'll remember to announce additional visitors next time! :)
ReplyDeleteYeah. I hear ya. My mouth is an 8½ B.
ReplyDeleteoops. tee hee!
ReplyDeleteJust so you know my sweet 12 year old daughter is now a 13 year old. And the craziness has begun.
ReplyDeleteThink about it this way, the people who eat their feet more need odor eaters less. They may need a mint though..
ReplyDeleteOops. Well, I'm sure she had one coming so I guess you are even.... er.
ReplyDeleteThat's a good one! Aw...she had it coming!
ReplyDeleteWow - imagine what you could have achieved if you had TRIED to embarrass her!
ReplyDeletepriceless...lmao;)
ReplyDeleteSo good to know what I have to look forward to. My husband is anxiously awaiting the first boyfriend visit...NOT.
ReplyDeletelmao. im gonna use your blog as a how-to manual in a few years.
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Oops! What wine (or vodka?) goes best with foot?
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ReplyDeleteWell it'll even out sometime in the near future.
ReplyDeleteAt least you didn't say "what a jerk that guy Jack is". Way worse.
ReplyDeleteoops. been there too many times myself.
ReplyDeleteYou're funny.
ReplyDeleteWith all that salty talk, no doubt those feet are pickled!
ReplyDeleteMy father said "Yo, yo, G-man what's up?" when he met my first boyfriend (whose name started with a G).
ReplyDeleteYou really can't get much more embarrassing than that. The dads are always the worst. Don't sweat it, mama. ;)
Oophs! They'll be talking about you at school tomorrow :-)
ReplyDeletexo
If you didn't embarrass her, you wouldn't be doing your job.
ReplyDeletePerfect, can this apply to girlfriends too??x
ReplyDeleteat least you have gotten your true feelings out of the way and can now get on to a healthy relationship. lol.
ReplyDeletei just wish i could remember to wipe my feet before i put them in my mouth.
I'm trying to work this out. Your mouth is foot-shaped or your foot is mouth-shaped?
ReplyDeleteYes it happens! The side effect is that the straggler knows what is important to you and is put on notice by the event, it's not all bad!
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Ooh been there. Except, I oddly get pleasure out of awkward situations like that. THEN I feel bad.
ReplyDeleteBut of COURSE there's going to be a young swain waiting in the wings to hear those words!
ReplyDeleteOuch! Amazing. :)
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ReplyDeleteI cant wait to embarrass my boys! Guess Im a mean mom.... lol
ReplyDeleteMmmm foot cheese. That's just nasty. Ah... my son is not old enough for me to embarrass him in that way... yet.
ReplyDeleteWhen my daughter is a teenager, I expect that I acquire a taste for foot.
ReplyDeleteAren't you just entitled to make comments like that? Isn't it like, the only perk of having a teenage daughter? Kidding of course. Gar! I rue the day my daughter becomes a teenager.
ReplyDeleteIt happens to the best of us. At lest you have clean feet. ;)
ReplyDeleteHa! You were at least able to remove said foot long enough to laugh at yourself & let us all laugh at you too! Yay for you!
ReplyDeletehahaha!
ReplyDeletethanks. I can't wait until my kids are teenagers. Most of my embarrassing things are lost on my kids.
At least you didn't say "what a jerk that guy Jack is". Way worse.
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