As a 6th grade teacher who teaches science, I can tell you that this organism/orgasm "snafu" pops up just about every year - some years more than once. It is hard to keep a straight face, especially when I have a co-teacher in the room. Some of the kids start giggling and others have no clue at all what is so funny.
If I'd only known I was going to be a blogger when I grew up I would have kept a journal of all the little conversational jewels my 6 kids have given to me.
That reminds me of 8th grade biology. We all had petri dishes of organisms that looks like microscopic worms. A boy in my class came over to me as I was checking my organisms out under the microscope and asked "How are your orgasms?" To this day I am not sure if he misspoke or was being a smart ass.
Lol. I was laughing after reading your post but now after reading these comments I'm dying. Poor woman.... I'm not sure how I would've responded - I'm not too quick witted.
Well, if it was my garden the answer would obviously be yes. Your garden, however, would be a different and not quite as... bountiful.
ReplyDeleteThat would have been so much funnier if I'd remembered to write "story."
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ReplyDeleteWho doesn't like more than one?
ReplyDeleteOf COURSE you may.
ReplyDeleteout of the mouth of babes
ReplyDeletegreeedy, greedy lol
ReplyDeleteWell? Can we? ;)
ReplyDeleteUh YEAH you can!! :-)
ReplyDeleteI would have lost it on that one.
ReplyDeleteThe more the better, in my opinion!
ReplyDeleteAs long as you're comfortably situated.
ReplyDeleteYou can in my garden...
ReplyDeleteIt's a beautiful garden that lets me have more than one organism!
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That's so funny. And like everyone else..as many as you like would be fine.
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-->I love it! Of course, I got my degree in Pubic Relations according to one fellow student who forgot the L in public.
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...depends on how prickly the cucumbers are.
ReplyDeleteAs a 6th grade teacher who teaches science, I can tell you that this organism/orgasm "snafu" pops up just about every year - some years more than once. It is hard to keep a straight face, especially when I have a co-teacher in the room. Some of the kids start giggling and others have no clue at all what is so funny.
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely, you can have as many as you can muster up!
ReplyDeleteIt all depends on who you may be planting with.
ReplyDeletewhy yes you can...but only on a good day. and after a brief nap.
ReplyDelete*Raises Hand* to vote for voting "yes" to multiple orgasms in the garden. Now the question is... in the carrot row or near the celery stalks??
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Yes! Yes! Yes! YES! YES! YES! YES!
ReplyDeleteI have a history with that word.
ReplyDeleteI asked my parents what it meant when I was 7 or 8 years old. By my mother's reaction, I knew it was bad.
Luckily, I was a good speller. The dictionary and I became friends that day.
The more the merrier..in my garden..!
ReplyDeleteI have a former colleague, who won't use the term "climax" when she's teaching the story arc. It makes her blush too much!
ReplyDeleteAwesome... I get some VERY interesting spellings in Kindergarten too... 'My Hos' - love that one.
ReplyDeleteWhen you are young yes. When your garden is a little older...not so much.
ReplyDeleteThat's why I love teaching... the little rascals always come up with something amusing. (Unbeknownst to them.)
ReplyDeletedepends on whether the neighbors call the cops. because i hate it when they do that. but worse is when they call animal control.
ReplyDeleteIt depends on how ripe the cucumbers are.
ReplyDeleteis this the same little one who informed you the first part of digestion is masturbation?
ReplyDeleteHey, those petunias aren't going to plant themselves...
ReplyDeleteWe can though, right?
ReplyDeleteI love orgasmic gardening.......
ReplyDeleteIf I'd only known I was going to be a blogger when I grew up I would have kept a journal of all the little conversational jewels my 6 kids have given to me.
ReplyDeleteNot known for keeping a straight face--I would have been bawling!! And class would be over for the day!
ReplyDeleteI knew there was more than planting going on in the garden...why else would someone make it a hobby, and join gardening clubs??? Hmmmm
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ReplyDeleteQuite contrary
How does your garden grow?"
I'm thinking about getting a bit more eco friendly now.
- Depends on if you're a HOE or not.
ReplyDelete- Play it safe. Make sure there's a RUBBER tree.
- That's package says, "rhubarb" not "rub-hard".
Why do you think I love gardening so much??
ReplyDeleteI am sure that my orgasms have left quite a few organisms around... :oD
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Sure we have them in our garden. Right up in the corner by the ivy wall. Right behind the cabbages ...
ReplyDeleteThat reminds me of 8th grade biology. We all had petri dishes of organisms that looks like microscopic worms. A boy in my class came over to me as I was checking my organisms out under the microscope and asked "How are your orgasms?" To this day I am not sure if he misspoke or was being a smart ass.
ReplyDeleteI would just settle for one!
ReplyDeleteLol. I was laughing after reading your post but now after reading these comments I'm dying. Poor woman.... I'm not sure how I would've responded - I'm not too quick witted.
ReplyDeleteMy garden is much more boutiful than Captain Dumbass' so I would say YES! but I don't want to brag and make the poor man sad.
ReplyDeleteWell, that makes me want to try and find out!
ReplyDeleteAh yes, you can but you don't have to be greedy about it. And, remember there is a time for reaping.
ReplyDeleteYes, you may. Up to five, but no more!
ReplyDeleteWas she in the row with cucumbers or carrots??
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