1/24/10

It's a hostile takeover...


To the readers of Vodkamom,

We have taken her laptop captive. We will not allow her to blog until her voting reaches at least 350. Or a million. (All you have to do is click over there, find her at #18, and click on the thumbs up. Easy, peasy.)


Her life is in your hands.

And it kind of works out for us, because we MIGHT just end up with a clean house and perhaps a meal or two.



Love,
Her family.

43 comments:

  1. Aimee Cotton BogushJanuary 24, 2010 at 7:40 AM

    #17....she's #17 ;-)

    ReplyDelete
  2. Rachel CotterillJanuary 24, 2010 at 7:55 AM

    You're expecting, um, 1293 votes, surely ;)

    ReplyDelete
  3. North West London GirlJanuary 24, 2010 at 8:15 AM

    OK. Message received and understood!

    ReplyDelete
  4. MikeJanuary 24, 2010 at 8:43 AM

    I could not get it to load! I will try again in a bit!

    ReplyDelete
  5. Lynn KellanJanuary 24, 2010 at 8:58 AM

    I voted! Now give us back Vodkamom!

    ReplyDelete
  6. MicheleJanuary 24, 2010 at 9:06 AM

    One more vote from me.

    Now, release the vodkamom and nobody get hurt.

    ReplyDelete
  7. unmitigated meJanuary 24, 2010 at 9:30 AM

    Does anyone else realize that Vodkamom is also at number #86 or so? With another 34 votes? Combined, she's actually in 15th place.

    ReplyDelete
  8. CassandraJanuary 24, 2010 at 9:46 AM

    I keep trying but it keeps redirecting to the .com.au version.
    I guess only USA people can vote, not us loving Aussies!

    ReplyDelete
  9. Brian MillerJanuary 24, 2010 at 10:08 AM

    nice. so what comes next...give away lots of money to buy our votes....i am holding out. lol.

    i voted...

    ReplyDelete
  10. SaraJanuary 24, 2010 at 10:18 AM

    Wow, no blogging and only cleaning instead? Brutal.

    I'm on it.

    ReplyDelete
  11. http://howtobecomeacatladywithoutthecats.blogspot.comJanuary 24, 2010 at 10:26 AM

    Unhand that woman! We voted! We voted!

    ReplyDelete
  12. apathy loungeJanuary 24, 2010 at 10:34 AM

    Um...okay.

    ReplyDelete
  13. SuzyJanuary 24, 2010 at 11:03 AM

    heh heh heh.

    ReplyDelete
  14. WafaJanuary 24, 2010 at 11:18 AM

    the vote is on its way, now give her back safely, please :D

    ReplyDelete
  15. Fragrant LiarJanuary 24, 2010 at 11:51 AM

    DONE! You've moved up to #16, and are right on the heels of the mommy who's in 15th place, so you can start singing that George and Weezie Jefferson song now . . .

    ReplyDelete
  16. SueJanuary 24, 2010 at 11:58 AM

    Been there, DONE that! Thumbs up for you! Wishing you the best, Sue

    ReplyDelete
  17. PseudoJanuary 24, 2010 at 11:59 AM

    OK woman, you are up to #16 as of now. And BTW, I have a little something for you over at my place today.

    ReplyDelete
  18. As Cape Cod TurnsJanuary 24, 2010 at 12:11 PM

    Peeps.. you can vote EVERY DAY! You are now up to spot 15!

    ReplyDelete
  19. AnneJanuary 24, 2010 at 12:43 PM

    Did it... she only needs to get 6 more to be freeeeeeeee.....

    ReplyDelete
  20. North West London GirlJanuary 24, 2010 at 12:51 PM

    Ok done you are 15 and it's going well x

    ReplyDelete
  21. Me-Me KingJanuary 24, 2010 at 1:25 PM

    Voted! #15!!!

    ReplyDelete
  22. CarolJanuary 24, 2010 at 2:25 PM

    We've met your demands- release her immediately! She's #15 with 364 votes.

    ReplyDelete
  23. AnonymousJanuary 24, 2010 at 3:46 PM

    OK OK we will do as you say, just release her;) unharmed.

    ;)

    ReplyDelete
  24. ScopeJanuary 24, 2010 at 5:11 PM

    You know, she's just thinking up embarassing stories about you to tell us.

    ReplyDelete
  25. Zip n TizzyJanuary 24, 2010 at 5:46 PM

    And she's at #11!
    The crowd goes wild!!!

    ReplyDelete
  26. The SeekerJanuary 24, 2010 at 6:07 PM

    She is listed there TWICE, lower down it has the wrong link to her blog. Might want to contact the organizers as her number should be higher.

    ReplyDelete
  27. justmakingourwayJanuary 24, 2010 at 6:22 PM

    You're still at #11 - but hopefully my little thumbs up will push you higher!

    ReplyDelete
  28. TrinaJanuary 24, 2010 at 8:44 PM

    I voted. :)

    ReplyDelete
  29. Joanna JenkinsJanuary 24, 2010 at 8:47 PM

    Sunday I was vote #427. VodkaMom is #8 and climbing!

    WOO-HOO!!!!

    xo

    ReplyDelete
  30. Julie DJanuary 24, 2010 at 10:05 PM

    I'm here getting caught up on my blog reading!!! And just in time, it seems, to save VM with my vote...

    ReplyDelete
  31. BanoJanuary 25, 2010 at 12:51 AM

    Done & done. PS: You were 10 off...you're at #8!!!

    ReplyDelete
  32. kanishkJanuary 25, 2010 at 6:06 AM

    I keep trying but it keeps redirecting to the .com.au version.

    Work from home India

    ReplyDelete
  33. PatJanuary 25, 2010 at 7:17 AM

    I'm going to do it. I may be some time.

    ReplyDelete
  34. UnknownJanuary 25, 2010 at 9:47 AM

    But... we only get one vote!

    ReplyDelete
  35. WendyJanuary 25, 2010 at 10:35 AM

    Now you are at #7!!!

    ReplyDelete
  36. JanJanuary 25, 2010 at 11:01 AM

    You are, indeed, at #7 now.

    ReplyDelete
  37. ♥ BrajaJanuary 25, 2010 at 11:15 AM

    I'm always voting for you. BTW read your column today and forgot to tell you I always wanna comment but they want me to REGISTER dammit...sheesh...

    Miss you. I'm back soon, don't worry....xoxo

    ReplyDelete
  38. KrisJanuary 25, 2010 at 12:31 PM

    Done!

    ReplyDelete
  39. mepsipaxJanuary 25, 2010 at 1:58 PM

    I refuse to negotiate with terrorist. Kill her. Oh wait...

    ReplyDelete
  40. mo.stoneskinJanuary 25, 2010 at 2:04 PM

    You'll be lucky if you get two meals. I'd just hope for one.

    ReplyDelete
  41. JoanieJanuary 25, 2010 at 6:58 PM

    As of Monday evening, 7pm, VM is #7!! I was vote #500!! WOO HOO!!!

    ReplyDelete
  42. JoanieJanuary 26, 2010 at 6:00 PM

    Quick question. When will the contest end? I'm still voting every day and still posting a link to the site on my own blog!

    ReplyDelete
  43. jejeOctober 28, 2017 at 1:55 AM

    adidas superstar
    hermes birkin
    adidas neo
    yeezy boost 350
    jordan retro
    birkin bag
    kobe basketball shoes
    adidas ultra boost
    kevin durant shoes
    tory burch shoes

    ReplyDelete

Come on people, make me laugh. I dare ya.