4/7/10

It pays to read the "useless knowledge" section at the bottom of the page....

The hump of a starving camel may flop over and hang down on the underside of its belly once the fat is used up.



That clears up a LOT of things up for me.



(I'm obviously part camel.)


36 comments:

  1. Everyday GoddessApril 7, 2010 at 4:21 PM

    Crystal.

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  2. chocolatecovereddaydreams.blogspot.comApril 7, 2010 at 4:34 PM

    That explains what my problem well...maybe I'm starving and don't realize it?

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  3. CherylApril 7, 2010 at 4:35 PM

    The visual on that is awesome!

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  4. SkylersDadApril 7, 2010 at 4:35 PM

    What is this "Used up fat" you speak of?

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  5. AnonymousApril 7, 2010 at 4:44 PM

    And here all this time I thought it was just my deflated muffin top.

    Di
    The Blue Ridge Gal

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  6. mo.stoneskinApril 7, 2010 at 4:46 PM

    I'm a camel? Explains a lot and certainly now I understand those desert dreams, though I have to say, it pushes me towards a scary identity crisis.

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  7. Notes From ABroadApril 7, 2010 at 5:02 PM

    Poor camels, that is so sad ... floppy humped camel = hungry :(

    Re: humans ... I used to live in a State that had some pretty large humans, I cannot imagine them all walking around floppy .. shudder ... the fat might look better !

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  8. Anything Fits A Naked ManApril 7, 2010 at 5:12 PM

    This is why I eat a lot of fat to keep my hump fully inflated at all times!! Nobody likes a saggy hump!

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  9. DawnApril 7, 2010 at 5:13 PM

    This made me laugh out loud! Thanks I needed it today!

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  10. Brian MillerApril 7, 2010 at 5:24 PM

    so just drink more water and fill them back up...smiles.

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  11. Grace's MomApril 7, 2010 at 5:35 PM

    Fascinating. So many things are piecing together now!

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  12. Lori PApril 7, 2010 at 5:36 PM

    I was wondering what to do with this useless hump!

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  13. MellodeeApril 7, 2010 at 6:31 PM

    Well, if you're part camel, I sure hope you take better care of your teeth than this guy!! His mouth is green!! Oh, wait, all he eats is grass. I guess that explains why he's starving! Get that poor thing something tasty and I bet that hump just pumps right up!!

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  14. AlexandraApril 7, 2010 at 6:48 PM

    I, for one, am glad I don't read the fine print, b/c I love me some useless facts.

    Helps me look like I have a case of the smartlies.

    Love your stuff!

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  15. Joann MannixApril 7, 2010 at 7:05 PM

    Okay that explains A LOT. I'm part camel and part turkey as in my neck. I'm also going to the dogs. Pretty soon, they'll be no human left in me.

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  16. Maureen@IslandRoarApril 7, 2010 at 7:32 PM

    *sigh*
    Aren't we all???

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  17. ScopeApril 7, 2010 at 7:52 PM

    I think Victoria may have a Secret that can help with that.

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  18. xApril 7, 2010 at 8:05 PM

    Oh you are not. Now go fix yourself a nice toddy and watch something mindless on the boob tube. I totally just pigged out. Menstruation City.

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  19. SSPApril 7, 2010 at 8:51 PM

    so how come my ankles and calves aren't bigger than my hips? I mean if gravity does that to a camel, is that what i can expect???

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  20. Irish GumboApril 7, 2010 at 8:53 PM

    I prefer to think of it as better utilizing my center of gravity.

    I used to have a beer stein that said on one side:

    "A camel can go eight days without a drink!"

    The other side said:

    "So who wants to be a camel?"

    badabing!

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  21. CharApril 7, 2010 at 9:07 PM

    Really? Did you just make that up?
    I was going to make some smartass remark about that hump, but I stopped myself just in time. :)

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  22. RimaApril 7, 2010 at 9:15 PM

    Better than "camel toe"!

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  23. AnonymousApril 7, 2010 at 10:30 PM

    lol...me too;)

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  24. MrsDixonApril 7, 2010 at 10:33 PM

    This explains everything!

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  25. PseudoApril 7, 2010 at 11:13 PM

    That camel has my underbite...

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  26. anymommyApril 7, 2010 at 11:56 PM

    I've seen a starving camel (not kidding, in Mongolia) and I've had the lovely pleasure of meeting you. No comparison ;-)

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  27. Formerly known as FrauApril 8, 2010 at 2:00 AM

    Oh! god me too! But I'm certainly not starving!

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  28. AnonymousApril 8, 2010 at 8:39 AM

    The only time I have a relaxed stomach muscle is when I'm sleeping!

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  29. WeaselMommaApril 8, 2010 at 11:05 AM

    and the other part is hysterical.

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  30. JoanieApril 8, 2010 at 7:56 PM

    Me too!! What a coincidence!

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  31. BethApril 8, 2010 at 10:12 PM

    Well, who knew?

    I think a lot of us may have descended from camels.

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  32. LynSeptember 11, 2016 at 6:01 PM

    Lol oh dear

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