8/20/10

Twitter Dee and Twitter Dumb.


Bitchy, “Mom, did you do something to me on Twitter?”

“Maybe.”


“Because I tried to respond to something you said and it wouldn’t let me!”


“I MIGHT have blocked you. But that was a LONG time ago. Like, weeks!"


“Why?”


“Well, It was really kind of a test to see if you would notice.”


“I’m only on Twitter to watch famous people. Not you.”


“Thanks.”


“And if you blocked me so I couldn’t see what you were writing, it didn’t work. I could still see ALL of your tweets. Good job!"


“Well then what good is the block? Dang-it!”


“Would be please UN-BLOCK me now?”


Another plot foiled.

25 comments:

  1. Karen @ Hollywood FarmAugust 20, 2010 at 9:25 AM

    I keep crying thinking about Sassy crying over sissys departure. Thinking of my two daughters rho are now 6,7. This post is flippen hilarious! I read through it laugh crying as I'm reminded that my oldest will be 21 in a few weeks! With that said, now I can't stop maniacally crying!

    ReplyDelete
  2. Notes From ABroadAugust 20, 2010 at 9:26 AM

    I am so thankful that my kids grew up without Twitter/etc.. I don't think I would have managed .. I barely managed as it was.
    ps
    You are famous at our house.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Everyday GoddessAugust 20, 2010 at 9:29 AM

    They know so much, but not how to unblock it seems.

    ReplyDelete
  4. CherylAugust 20, 2010 at 9:32 AM

    Bitchy's logic is a little skewed there now isn't it. If she only follows famous people why is she following you and complaining you've blocked her? Is this further proof that she is indeed your daughter?

    ReplyDelete
  5. AnonymousAugust 20, 2010 at 9:39 AM

    I blocked a 'bitchy' person once. Or twice.

    Di

    ReplyDelete
  6. cozmikgrl38August 20, 2010 at 9:54 AM

    Hello! New here. *waves*
    Just wanted to say thank you for posting! I started reading your blog yesterday & I haven't stopped laughing. I love your nicknames for your daughters. I have 2 myself that are 10 & 17 so I can certainly relate. I needed a good laugh lately & I love your blog!

    ReplyDelete
  7. SueAugust 20, 2010 at 10:37 AM

    Your girls remind me of mine. When push comes to shove, or something happens, you really do find out how much they care! Having kids, little or grown, is ALWAYS a challenge but the rewards are well worth the hell we go through. Hey, at least you don't have to go to work with them like I do and have arguements in front of your customers and quickly explain, "we are related"!

    Take care, Sue

    ReplyDelete
  8. lisahgoldenAugust 20, 2010 at 11:00 AM

    I love social networking convos with my kids. "Okay, so I wasn't creeping, but..."
    "Mom, you were creeping."
    It's all downhill from there.

    ReplyDelete
  9. slow panicAugust 20, 2010 at 11:09 AM

    I have a love/hate/hate/hate/love relationship with Twitter. So glad my kids aren't on Twitter.

    Or are they?????

    ReplyDelete
  10. Mo DivaAugust 20, 2010 at 11:48 AM

    twitter is the only thing my parents havent figured out yet, and cheeseeater. I am happy i have the opportunity to blast them on FB... lol
    maybe shes fibbing? lol

    ReplyDelete
  11. MissyAugust 20, 2010 at 12:01 PM

    Very seldom can we trick the teens!

    ReplyDelete
  12. UnknownAugust 20, 2010 at 12:24 PM

    This was a lovely reaching out moment. Bask in it, they are fleeting :)

    Rene

    ReplyDelete
  13. BodaciousboomerAugust 20, 2010 at 12:31 PM

    I poke our son Beef from time. On Facebook! Get your mind out of the gutter now.

    ReplyDelete
  14. Rachel CotterillAugust 20, 2010 at 1:24 PM

    So what *does* the block do??

    ReplyDelete
  15. SuzyAugust 20, 2010 at 2:05 PM

    I nominate this Best Titled Post In The Blogosphere.

    The post was funny too.

    ReplyDelete
  16. Alana, Author of Domestically ChallengedAugust 20, 2010 at 3:29 PM

    Thank gawd I don't have to worry about this. i could totally see myself having the same exact convo with my daughter.

    ReplyDelete
  17. http://howtobecomeacatladywithoutthecats.blogspot.comAugust 20, 2010 at 3:58 PM

    Is there NO PRIVACY for parents anymore? Geesh! Guess it's payback for all the cyber-spying we did on our kids!

    ReplyDelete
  18. Joanna JenkinsAugust 20, 2010 at 4:00 PM

    Twitter me out. I just can't do it.
    Happy weekend,
    jj

    ReplyDelete
  19. GigiAugust 20, 2010 at 5:39 PM

    Great - now the tables have turned and the kids are spying on us!

    ReplyDelete
  20. AdrienneAugust 20, 2010 at 7:05 PM

    You've been out-twitted.

    (Love the title of this post)

    ReplyDelete
  21. Mouthy MoFo MamaAugust 20, 2010 at 7:25 PM

    I just found this blog--Hilarious! I was drawn to the Vodkamom title--can relate!
    It's clear that my friends are right. I am def going to have to become more technologically advanced--I barely text at this point. I don't take pix with my phone, and I am lost about how the heck to block, poke, creep, or tweet at this point! Time to start studying up! Thank you for your post--gave me a great laugh today-very funny!

    ReplyDelete
  22. KimAugust 21, 2010 at 4:06 AM

    Dammit! Doesn't she know you ARE famous?

    ReplyDelete
  23. WeaselMommaAugust 21, 2010 at 6:34 AM

    That's some good info to have on how blocking works.

    ReplyDelete
  24. The Coconut DiariesAugust 21, 2010 at 6:16 PM

    She's only on Twitter to follow famous people?? Because The Situation always has some pearls of wisdom to share??

    ReplyDelete
  25. yanmaneeeApril 8, 2019 at 3:55 AM

    nike vapormax
    chrome hearts online
    hermes belt
    golden goose
    michael kors outlet
    jordan shoes
    vapormax
    nike vapormax
    louboutin shoes
    curry 4 shoes

    ReplyDelete

Come on people, make me laugh. I dare ya.