It only took nine years in kindergarten, but Susie finally managed to get the teacher to spit her coffee all over the carpet.
During our morning meeting discussion about what we wanted to be when we grow up, Susie crossed her arms and said matter-of-factly,
“I can’t wait to grow up to be a mommy. Then I can stay up late and drink Mommy drinks.” Smile.
Please send the janitor to room 222 for a clean-up.
is it too late for me to grow up and be a mommy?
ReplyDeleteI'm hearing you Susie, I'm hearing ya. It' the Mommy headache in the morning I don't like so much!
ReplyDeleteUh oh... I was supposed to wait til I'm a mommy to do that?
ReplyDeleteMommy drinks are totally worth the wait.
ReplyDeleteOh little Susie - dream the dream until reality hits. Then you'll know why mommies have those special drinks.
ReplyDeleteIf I had been drinking when I read this, I would have certainly spit it out too! Hysterical!
ReplyDeleteIm not a mommy, but I think we may drink the same drinks...lol
ReplyDeleteThere are Mommy Drinks?
ReplyDeleteLOL! Mommy drinks...
ReplyDeleteHow cute is that???!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm still not allowed to drink mommy drinks. Dangit.
ReplyDeleteI want a mommy drink!
ReplyDeleteMmmmm...Mommy drinks....
ReplyDeleteMaybe she means Milk of Magnesia and Pepto Dismal, as my father used to call it.
ReplyDeleteYeah, tell the kid to come to my place. Mommy drinks abound, especially now Mommy turned into Nana, with no witnesses.
ReplyDeleteKatie's kindergarten teacher had great advice for us on orientation day this year: We believe half of what our kids tells us about her and she'll believe half of what they tell her about us ;)
ReplyDeleteThis advice came while she was reading Miss Bindergarten's Kindergarten something or other. Someone kissed one of the students goodbye in the book and one fresh face raised her hand and interjected, "My mommy and daddy kissed after they got married."
In between changing poopy diapers...
ReplyDeleteYup, that describes the job perks! All of them.
ReplyDeleteMummy drinks?
ReplyDeleteMine's a cup of tea. Hoping my girl follows in my footsteps!
LOL !
ReplyDeleteI think I will go have a Mommy Drink today, in your honor ... making me laugh out loud first thing in the morning.
The secret is out about how mothers retain a semblance of sanity.
ReplyDeleteI love these kind of stories. My wife teaches pre K and she hears some great ones as well.
ReplyDeleteLet her know that sometimes Mommy Drinks are the ONLY way mommies can deal...with Daddy or just being a mommy
ReplyDeleteSusies future hubby is in for a treat!
ReplyDeleteOh, she's going places, that little one!
ReplyDeleteMy 7 year old told me he wanted to be President of the United States. Sorry, kiddo, should have said you can be anything you want to be granting an Amendment to the Constitution.
ReplyDeleteI love little kids perspective on lives. And I absolutely love the comic at the top!
ReplyDeleteTHIS is hilarious! You must be so proud. :)
ReplyDelete-->I didn't realize I had a child named Susie in your class....
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