10/29/10

Rule 5,325,456,6i3 for new teachers.


Do NOT wear a shirt like this on the day of your Halloween party. Unless, of course, you WANT to be petted, stroked and groped by over 534 children that attend your school.




(You'd think I would remember this stuff, especially after the sequin sunflower shirt incident from last spring. sigh. Perhaps I'm Frank's long lost mother after all...)

19 comments:

  1. Expat mumOctober 29, 2010 at 3:55 PM

    Very cool shirt though!

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  2. AnonymousOctober 29, 2010 at 4:06 PM

    shirt...awesome....5ooplus childre...not so much;)

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  3. CherylOctober 29, 2010 at 4:16 PM

    Can I touch it Mrs. Smythe, pwease?

    I'm disausted too. This helped.

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  4. highheeledlifeOctober 29, 2010 at 4:42 PM

    Gteat shirt ... I think a Teacher holiday like grandparents day should be on the calendar ... As a Teacher you sure endure a lot. Your wondrful personality and sense of humour must help too!!! Love your writing and posts.

    Thnak you for your visit and sweet words.. xo HHL

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  5. UnknownOctober 29, 2010 at 5:22 PM

    Fantastic advice. :) Better luck next year!

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  6. The RamblerOctober 29, 2010 at 5:28 PM

    Hahahahaha....love it. Note to self, tell Teacher cousin not to wear such things :)

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  7. Elizabeth @ My Life, Such as it is...October 29, 2010 at 5:54 PM

    cool shirt! Kiddo didn't want to wear his Halloween t-shirt to school today.

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  8. Losing BrowniesOctober 29, 2010 at 7:07 PM

    That is one very cool shirt! I'm no where near 5 and I want to touch it!

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  9. Vodka MomOctober 29, 2010 at 7:59 PM

    my boobs are still hurting.

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  10. Mrs4444October 29, 2010 at 9:53 PM

    Yikes! That's pretty funny :)

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  11. AlexandraOctober 30, 2010 at 1:35 AM

    Oh my gosh, you're so funny. And it's the laughter that comes from relating.

    Oh, yes, that T shirt hollers to impulsive hands "shiny! Looky! Touchy!"

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  12. DawnOctober 30, 2010 at 1:36 AM

    HA! yes... I can SOO see that happening!

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  13. Rachel CotterillOctober 30, 2010 at 4:50 AM

    I love that shirt - where do I get one? (I'm not a teacher, so hopefully, getting groped by strangers is less likely...)

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  14. JoanieOctober 30, 2010 at 8:53 AM

    No wonder they all wanted to touch it! That is one cool shirt!

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  15. AnonymousOctober 30, 2010 at 10:10 AM

    Cool shirt. Check out this list (including pictures) of costumes that a teacher should never wear to school.

    If you are a teacher you need to see this:
    http://technologyinclass.com/blog/2010/10/28/halloween-costumes-a-teacher-should-never-wear-to-school/

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  16. Gorilla BananasOctober 30, 2010 at 11:45 AM

    Let 'em stroke you, teacher lady, it's not as if they're trying to touch you up. I call it good clean fun!

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  17. AnonymousOctober 30, 2010 at 8:24 PM

    Sequin sunflower shirt? Interesting.

    M

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  18. CSYNovember 1, 2010 at 3:44 PM

    I can just imagine the end of the day convo...

    "so, how was your day?"
    "Good - if you count being groped by 500 kids as a GOOD thing...where's Hugh Jackman when I need him?"

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  19. TeenBloggerNovember 1, 2010 at 5:54 PM

    AWESOME SHIRT! Did you at least get a warning or would all of a sudden BAM tiny hands invade your bubble? LOL either way.

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