Note to all tween boys riding to school in their mother's cars:
When attempting to spit a HUMUNGOUS disgusting thing from your mouth OUT the passenger side window, make sure it's completely down.
Or practice your aim.
I am still nauseous, and I teach KINDERGARTEN. jesus.
Ew! Not how you wanted to start your day and also not what I should have read right after dinner!
ReplyDeleteYuck! what a dreadful way to start your day! Of course I should thank you, my dinner will be a LOT smaller after reading this!
ReplyDeleteHappy 21st to Bitchy!
ReplyDeleteAnd let's pray that everything she imbibes stays down. . . if not, let's hope her aim is good!
Oh gross! What is it with boys and spitting?!?! And it's not just the tween boys - the teens do it too.
ReplyDeletehahahah I think I just threw up a bit in my mouth ;) boys, we really are gross, arent we? :)
ReplyDeleteFirst of all, Happy Birthday Bitchy!
ReplyDeleteHave fun but be careful :)
Plus? If you happen to be sitting in the back seat, directly behind a spitter who remembers to roll the window down, make sure yours is up
yeah...been there
not pleasant
Yes boys are gross... good luck
ReplyDeletehehe....he just needs to practice more...smiles.
ReplyDeleteI have a Tween Son! It is an awful thing to watch...
ReplyDeleteThey make me sick even if they do aim down and hit the ground. What a disgusting male habit. ugh.
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Better phlegm than puke... It is still disgusting, however!
ReplyDeleteBut I can't think of a better lesson for the kid - he's got to clean it up. Or let's hope so. Our luck he has a maid do it for him.
ReplyDeleteClean it? Just roll the window the rest of the way down, then roll it back up. Simple.
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Ack! After seeing what my husband did "in our bathroom", I've decided boys are just always going to be a little yucky.
ReplyDeleteThat is so gross!
ReplyDeleteWith numerous uncles, 5 brothers, their friends, their friend's friends, etc., I've seen more 'luggies' than I care to remember. And, yes, a LOT of them were on car windows. *shudder*
ReplyDeleteYet another reason to be glad I'm a girl.
Will someone please explain why those with a Y chromosome NEED to spit ? It is right up there at the top of my list of things that are too disgusting for words.
ReplyDeleteI'm late. I coulda lived without the lunger but missing Bitchy's birthday? Not good.
ReplyDeleteHappy Belated to you both.
AACK!! Nasty!
ReplyDeleteDoesn't help that all the sports they watch, those guys spit all over the place. I like football, but the closeups are just disgusting...nonstop spitting. Baseball is worse.
UGH!! Reminds me of a lady I worked with who coughed up something foul and spit it out ONTO THE MIRROR IN THE HALLWAY.
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LEFT.
IT.
THERE.
A grown woman! Jeeeeeeeeez.
I have three of these blighters. And they never cease to amaze me with the yuck they can produce.
ReplyDeleteI suggest darker sunglasses.
heh heh.
ReplyDeleteOk, as a girl I get the 'gross' comments. BUT I grew up with 3 brothers and when my mother FINALLY blessed me with a sister, the FIRST thing I taught her? How to spit! But if EITHER of my boys loogied on my window - they'd be cleaning the WHOLE damn car! EVEN their sister's loogies!!!
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That's a pretty amatuer move, I'd be making fun of him if I were you. At least then he'll work on his aim.
ReplyDeleteBARF!!
ReplyDeleteLittle boy lungees are utterly digusting.
ReplyDeleteOne more hint from a Mom that knows too well: never sit in the seat behind a tween boy when both windows down. Enough said.
ReplyDeleteVomit. That's why God gave me girls. Girls don't spit, right? Well, if they do it's pink and purple and would look nice on the car window.
ReplyDeleteWhat is it with the male species and spitting? Gross!
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ReplyDeleteHa ha! My son was about that age when that happened on the bus - I had to go in and talk to the assistant principal. He learned to spit like a pro after that!
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