11/21/10

I'm pretty sure I'm not supposed to serve those.


We were discussing the items that we would be eating for our Thanksgiving Kindergarten Feast.


I shared with the children that we would be having some popcorn, some carrots and celery, some corn muffins, and a few other healthy items.


"Boys and Girls, can you think of anything else that we should serve??"


Jack suggested turkey, and Judy thought we should have potatoes.


Then I saw Frank's hand. "Frank?"



His gravelly voice said, "Thigarettes."


"WHAT?" I asked. SURE I had misunderstood.


"THIGARETTES I thaid." He shouted VERY loudly.


"Cigarettes? You think I should serve Cigarettes??"



"Yeah." He said. "They're candy, and you can puff thmoke out of 'em. They're good!"





Oh good Lord, I never know WHAT is going to come out of that boy's mouth.

24 comments:

Dawn said...

Just a little more of a glimpse into Frank's world... LMAO!!

Dawn said...

...and the TH's for his S's... TOO stinkin' cute!!

Sue said...

Way to go Frank! I LOVE to listen to kids talk, especially at that age. My oldest granddaughter Riley is 4, and I just love having conversations together!

Take Care, Sue

High Heeled Life said...

Too cute.. HHL

a Broad said...

Thomeone needs to talk to Mom and Dad about the THmoking in front of the boy !

Cora said...

That boy is a bloggy goldmine!!

ChiTown Girl said...

What the hell are you gonna do in June when Frankie goes on to 1st grade?! ;-)

Brian Miller said...

he must be watching the ads...smiles.

feefifoto said...

Well, one thing that'll probably be coming out of his mouth is "thmoke."

Mellodee said...

Atta Boy, Frankie!! Maybe you should just flunk him so he can entertain us for another whole year! God, what a kid!! :D

Cheryl D. said...

I used to love those as a kid, but I didn't think they made them anymore!

Joanie M said...

Never a dull moment with that kid around!

flutter said...

i too, like a thigarette. But NOT a cigarette. those are gross

Joanna Jenkins said...

Frank's the man!
Happy Thanksgiving. xo jj

Vodka Logic said...

I would think nothing about Frank would surprise you anymore

Helena Halme said...

We used to have liquorish ones when I was growing up in Finland - perhaps your Frank is just being very retro & very cool?

Helena xx

Malisa said...

Give that boy a cigarette and a shot of bourbon and he will be one happy customer! :)

Hope you and your family have a great Thanksgiving!

Malisa

I think I have decided to go back into the classroom! Watch out!

Captain Dumbass said...

Could have been worse, he might have added thcotch.

Lynn MacDonald said...

I think i know what Frank is talking about. When i was in college i tried some of those Thigarettes. Smoke definitely came out and then i desparately wanted candy and chocolate. Maybe that's what he meant! Hope not! HAHAHA

the mama bird diaries said...

I would start your class on clove cigarettes before the real thing.

jessica said...

hilarious! i teach 2 year olds and i have a future frank in my room. he can barely speak but if he could i bet he'd talk about thigarettes too!

unrelated to your post but maybe you can relate:
my husband always stubs his toes on the dog toys. he gets mad, curses,vows to get rid of the dog, etc. I started to wonder why he always steps on things on the floor and i don't (aside from the fact that he's a moron!) then i realized, i work with 2 yr olds all day! they are small, their toys are everywhere so i am used to looking at the ground when i walk! i would never just walk through the room with my head high all willy nilly! i must look out for strewn legos, puzzle pieces, trains and various children! This was my "aha" moment!

Lindsey said...

Oh dear lord!!!! Lol. That poor kid, wonder what's going on at HIS house.

Tay Talk said...

I was just telling someone about those fake bubble gum cigarettes. I use to pretend to smoke with those ALL the time. I thought they were the coolest thing! That's how they should make all cigs...out of bubblegum. Rotten teeth surly can’t be all that bad compared to rotten lungs.

Pastor Sharon said...

I bet he is one of those kids who keeps his Mom on pins and needles in public. You just never know what he's gonna say or do.

I am especially fond of those kids!