10/21/11

Today I raised the white flag.


Things I learned today...under duress.





1.     When someone tells you that her sandwich smells like her grandma, take her word for it.  (I’ll never eat bologna again.)

2.     When Sasha says she wants to be the na-boosh and that she never EVER gets to be the na-boosh, it might take eight minutes to figure out that she is saying caboose.  





3.    Jack’s poop looks like a dinosaur.   (At least that's what he told everyone at lunch, in the hall, and in front of the teacher he didn't SEE on the carpet.)








Shaken, not stirred - and make it a double. 

15 comments:

  1. LynnOctober 21, 2011 at 9:39 PM

    One of THOSE days, heh? Have a restful weekend.

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  2. Brian MillerOctober 21, 2011 at 10:50 PM

    whew...dinosaur poop and gramma sandwiches...pour me one too...smiles.

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  3. UnknownOctober 21, 2011 at 10:54 PM

    T-Rex in the toilet! Yikes!

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  4. noexcusesOctober 22, 2011 at 8:03 AM

    When I first read it, I thought the dinosaur poop was on the carpet in front of the teacher. Whew! I'm glad I read it again! Hope your weekend makes up for this trying day!

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  5. Rick DaleyOctober 22, 2011 at 8:15 AM

    Look on the bright side: At least you can't validate the poop story like you can the bologna story.

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  6. Kate HanleyOctober 22, 2011 at 8:28 AM

    Double indeed, that's some learning you did today!

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  7. That gentleman's ladyOctober 22, 2011 at 11:29 AM

    Margaritas? I'll take one too

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  8. shrink on the couchOctober 22, 2011 at 2:33 PM

    Skip the glass. Pour it right down my throat.

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  9. Notes From ABroadOctober 22, 2011 at 3:14 PM

    I listen to the shrink on the couch, skip the glass.
    I miss Frank.

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  10. MaryBethOctober 22, 2011 at 4:03 PM

    At least he didn't call everyone into the restroom to see for themselves!

    I never liked bologna. I'm glad my grandma smelled like cookies!

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  11. CoraOctober 22, 2011 at 5:34 PM

    Which dinosaur???? Hopefully not one of the spiky, spiny ones. Holy cow!

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  12. JapolinaOctober 22, 2011 at 7:36 PM

    vodkamom, you seriously crack me up. you should write a book.

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  13. Trooper ThornOctober 24, 2011 at 6:10 PM

    'Na-boosh' is in the right ballpark, or train yard, at least. My daughter calls it the train "thing-a-majigger" which could be anything related to rail transport, or wedding dress accessories.

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