10/2/11

We aren't even ON the letter U.




The kids came into school on Friday morning and I sat at the table with Grace as she worked on the morning activity.  



“How are you this morning, Grace?” I asked, wondering why she was a bit quieter than usual.



“I’m okay.  My mom’s in the hospital!” she said dramatically.



“Oh, my!” I said, wide-eyed.  “I hope she’s okay!”






“She’s having her universe removed.”







(I’m sorry.  I can’t add anything else cause I’m still cleaning the coffee out of the carpet.   Carry on.) 

19 comments:

  1. AnonymousOctober 2, 2011 at 9:43 PM

    Oh my hysterical

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  2. Brian MillerOctober 2, 2011 at 9:55 PM

    oh my goodness...
    thank goodness it was not a black hole...or....no i will stop...

    wow...

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  3. ScopeOctober 2, 2011 at 10:05 PM

    How do you clean your Universe? Comet!

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  4. Pam@OurAdventuresInHomeImprovementOctober 2, 2011 at 11:48 PM

    That is hilarious! I love it!

    Pam

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  5. Rachel CotterillOctober 3, 2011 at 3:45 AM

    Ouch, I bet that hurts! I kind of need my universe. :D

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  6. GigiOctober 3, 2011 at 5:49 AM

    Now, I'm cleaning coffee off the keyboard!

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  7. Stacy UncorkedOctober 3, 2011 at 9:51 AM

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    That is all.

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  8. Notes From ABroadOctober 3, 2011 at 10:40 AM

    I got a twinge in my universe at the thought !

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  9. Brittany {Mommy Words}October 3, 2011 at 11:10 AM

    That is priceless! That kind of laugh is exactly why I had kids. I LOVE it!

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  10. JoanieOctober 3, 2011 at 11:24 AM

    Hahahahahaha!!!!!!! I love Grace!!

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  11. JapolinaOctober 3, 2011 at 12:35 PM

    That is cuter than my friend's kid calling the president Broccoli obama!

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  12. SuzyOctober 3, 2011 at 12:54 PM

    Thank God you don't teach adults. We aren't nearly as funny.

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  13. Desert SongbirdOctober 3, 2011 at 1:05 PM

    OOOOOhhhhhh.....so THAT'S why I'm still in pain after all these weeks. They removed my UNIVERSE instead of that other lady part! Well...I guess it's back to bed for me. I'm worlds away from healing all the way.

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  14. Fragrant LiarOctober 3, 2011 at 2:48 PM

    Bwaahahahahaha. I had my universe removed too, and ever since then I've been a twinkly star when the once-a-month DOESN'T orbit around. Plus, there's still plenty of space for otherworldly pursuits in there. Just sayin'.

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  15. MaryBethOctober 3, 2011 at 6:59 PM

    Give that girl a big hug for me - I needed that laugh today.
    I'm disausted.

    p.s. Scope - you are pretty great yourself.

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  16. Stacie@hometownperchOctober 3, 2011 at 7:43 PM

    I love it! Ha!

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  17. SherriOctober 3, 2011 at 9:25 PM

    Hahahahahaha! Love it!

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  18. Janie JunebugOctober 3, 2011 at 10:44 PM

    My universe went kaput long ago. I've never missed it. Thanks for keeping us laughing.

    Love,
    Lola

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  19. AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 12:55 PM

    ODG, that was Effen (as in vodka) hysterical!

    So glad I found your blog! Following you now. :)

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Come on people, make me laugh. I dare ya.