12/14/11

She sells Christmas trees by the sea shore. Or something like that.


I felt a tug on my sleeve this morning, and turned to see Jennie smiling from ear to ear. 


“I know a tit-muth tong.”  She said.


“Say that again Jennie?”


“I THAID, I know a tit-muth tong.”



“Oh, wait!  A CHRISTMAS song!  Christmas!  Whew.  What song is it, Jennie?”









“Oh Tit-muth tee.”






I have nothing else to say. 

14 comments:

  1. SueDecember 14, 2011 at 8:35 PM

    Thank you for making me laugh! That truly is a great one!

    Sue

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  2. Everyday GoddessDecember 14, 2011 at 8:50 PM

    does she want her two front teeth for tit-muth?

    remember that oldie but goodie??

    xo

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  3. VickieDecember 14, 2011 at 8:57 PM

    And this is why God made five-year-olds. To make jaded old people smile. Thanks.

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  4. DawnDecember 14, 2011 at 9:30 PM

    OMG!!! Freakin HILARIOUS!!

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  5. Brian MillerDecember 14, 2011 at 9:45 PM

    oh i thought you said tit muth thong...very well lets sing...

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  6. MellodeeDecember 15, 2011 at 8:49 AM

    And a Merry Tit-muth to you...and Jennie! lol!

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  7. CharmaineDecember 15, 2011 at 7:57 PM

    I can't say anything clean here. I'm too politically incorrect. ahhh.

    Hilarious.

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  8. Mya MaternityDecember 15, 2011 at 11:34 PM

    That is hilarious. Kids can always make us laugh. Cute.

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  9. SandraDecember 16, 2011 at 12:03 AM

    I think nothing more needs to be said. That pretty much says it all: tit-muth tree. You do realize, I'll never say the word Christmas the same way. Ever.

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  10. AnonymousDecember 16, 2011 at 6:45 AM

    This totally confirms my theory...God gave us the teenage years because if they stayed as precious as this little one we would keep them forever! love ya!

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  12. Notes From ABroadDecember 16, 2011 at 4:13 PM

    Oh how sweet ... my son was not a lisper but had trouble with his R's .. wabbit ..
    We had such fun asking him to tell us a story.
    Ahhhh, the good old days, when all they do is make you smile.

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  13. GiaDecember 17, 2011 at 12:28 PM

    Hahahahah. Now every time that song comes on I'm going to go 'oh titmuth teee, oh titmuth tee, how etta gween yer bwanches..."

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  14. JoAnnaDecember 17, 2011 at 9:54 PM

    It's posts like this that sometimes make me regret not teaching kindergarten!

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Come on people, make me laugh. I dare ya.