tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post135697006401763011..comments2024-03-26T05:19:29.340-04:00Comments on Vodkamom: I'd like a replacement, please...Vodka Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04734323418017847775noreply@blogger.comBlogger62125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-44148564814356550372009-06-12T00:04:20.490-04:002009-06-12T00:04:20.490-04:00That is just wrong. He owes you something. Daily...That is just wrong. He owes you something. Daily chocolate cakes. A huge sum of money. Something.anymommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17870033179328734404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-78748812372104037682009-06-11T09:47:21.660-04:002009-06-11T09:47:21.660-04:00Why don't men have to deal with any of this sh...Why don't men have to deal with any of this shit? So sorry...Dee-Zigns Handcrafted Jewelryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13366942622993117894noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-74482565010061019872009-06-10T23:11:48.251-04:002009-06-10T23:11:48.251-04:00Uggghhh. I had all my parts out a few years ago. ...Uggghhh. I had all my parts out a few years ago. My doc didn't want me to use hormones, and I've been miserable - and I mean MISERABLE - the last couple years. I'm going in week after next and I'm telling her she's going to give me hormones....I hate the insomnia, the anxiety, the irritability...An Unlikely Retirementhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01048658142680350189noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-33520759243798103452009-06-10T13:05:39.394-04:002009-06-10T13:05:39.394-04:001) Hysterectomies are GOOD.
2) Hormone replacemen...1) Hysterectomies are GOOD.<br /><br />2) Hormone replacement therapy is also good (if you're on the right dose) because you can go into super-extra-hormonal overdrive and seriously leave your husband begging for mercy and "just an hour of sleep, please, honey".<br /><br />3) Tell your doc you need a little something and he'll know what to do.<br /><br />4) NO OPEN SURGICAL WOUNDS EVER AGAIN! That's a command to the universe. Sounds like there are enough of us who've experienced that to raise some unholy hell about it.Joaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05194803540301881478noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-85214066770516649282009-06-10T09:29:56.822-04:002009-06-10T09:29:56.822-04:00No, no, no; you don't want it back, it's a...No, no, no; you don't want it back, it's all used and gooey... yuk!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16813508472498593787noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-26795874122445506072009-06-10T01:19:40.004-04:002009-06-10T01:19:40.004-04:00I've heard that Vitamin B complex can help...I've heard that Vitamin B complex can help...PhoenixAwakenedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03523277256497838857noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-83335488047926122022009-06-10T00:20:09.262-04:002009-06-10T00:20:09.262-04:00I'll rent mine to you for a nominal feeI'll rent mine to you for a nominal feeflutterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11828689769747130419noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-62253961484339684952009-06-09T23:06:02.931-04:002009-06-09T23:06:02.931-04:00Oh forcryingoutloud, Vodka Mom, what do you think ...Oh forcryingoutloud, Vodka Mom, what do you think oysters are for?Boozy Toothhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10765083787738573580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-29993049321819848402009-06-09T22:58:29.472-04:002009-06-09T22:58:29.472-04:00Well, that tears it! I've had it recommended t...Well, that tears it! I've had it recommended that I get the innards yanked so I can sneeze without having to squeeze hard in hopes that I won't wee myself.<br /><br />But no. No, no, no. They aren't diseased, scarred or bothersome, except for the slight incontinence things.<br /><br />I'll keep them. Thanks for tipping me off. I'd been dinking around with this decision for three years due to lack of funds.lisahgoldenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11158660223296807317noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-40459337458540515082009-06-09T22:31:35.410-04:002009-06-09T22:31:35.410-04:00mood swinging today, and i've still got all my...mood swinging today, and i've still got all my goods inside. aargh.Anna Whiston-Donaldsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14921348961654008115noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-34779057874997603442009-06-09T22:09:09.256-04:002009-06-09T22:09:09.256-04:00Yeah, I'm thinking the nights at the "dri...Yeah, I'm thinking the nights at the "drive-in" were a whole lot better with the drive left in. :)Fragrant Liarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09452052210826471034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-76807095788001651482009-06-09T19:36:59.506-04:002009-06-09T19:36:59.506-04:00Oh Boy, can I relate!
I have suffered endlessly...Oh Boy, can I relate! <br /><br />I have suffered endlessly with the post-hystercotomy thing... I finally found a solution (other than vodka) that I SWEAR BY! I have suffered endless hotflashes (30-50 per day AND 30-50 per night!); lack of sex drive, complete irritability (though this could be based on ones amount of stupid genes), sleeplessness, etc...<br /><br />I SWEAR by this solution! Please feel free to email me if you are interested in it ~ and, btw, it is organic (don't shake your head and say "I've tried it!" ~ as I just found it after a 5+ year search via doctors and internet)...<br /><br />Cool Breezes to you...Mango Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06288929320848541123noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-13553484265495768852009-06-09T19:35:43.952-04:002009-06-09T19:35:43.952-04:00Man. Almost a year ago I had to lie to my doctor&...Man. Almost a year ago I had to lie to my doctor's face ("It's soooo important to me to keep my uterus because I want to have a baby!") when she cut me open for a mysterious mass they though was cancer. <br /><br />It wasn't cancer, I have a matching scar, and I STILL do not want a baby. But I do want all the natural hormones and such that come from my organs. <br /><br />Uteruses (uteri?) aren't just baby factories - they do all sorts of other great things. Of course I understand women who want them removed for myriad legit reasons - but I resent having to fight to keep mine. But glad I did. Especially after reading this post!NOLAhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05572754078356812922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-4111641528434004472009-06-09T18:37:50.300-04:002009-06-09T18:37:50.300-04:00I'm a doctor. I can help.I'm a doctor. I can help.Laurahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15985522830610197074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-17676830266751323192009-06-09T18:19:11.830-04:002009-06-09T18:19:11.830-04:00Sucks!
That's all I've got.Sucks!<br />That's all I've got.Zip n Tizzyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14760606219381683552noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-80996169730256458882009-06-09T18:12:43.942-04:002009-06-09T18:12:43.942-04:00Yowza. And yuck. And you need another martini.
I&...Yowza. And yuck. And you need another martini.<br /><br />I'm kind of laughing that poor Ivan chose today to post a comment!DKChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06564455767137872485noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-41876250206224992632009-06-09T18:05:12.173-04:002009-06-09T18:05:12.173-04:00Oh my effing God..Suzy...you made me laugh like a ...Oh my effing God..Suzy...you made me laugh like a giraffe in heat...Hey I have a stuffed giraffe with a small head...never been used...<br /><br />Peace -Rene<br /><br />VodkaMom - I love you.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05088944123595868347noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-5834815032732819672009-06-09T18:03:25.659-04:002009-06-09T18:03:25.659-04:00As The Mother said, I would happily donate my uter...As The Mother said, I would happily donate my uterus. I don't know if anyone would want my ovaries though, they're kinda cyst-prone and have trouble understanding "regular". (I'm not complaining right now because they think regular means less often than monthly, but when they went the other way I was pretty cranky.)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11138241451702482020noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-68723955714597095672009-06-09T17:45:41.516-04:002009-06-09T17:45:41.516-04:00The incision came apart because after three C sect...The incision came apart because after three C sections, I guess there was some scar tissue there. It came wide apart, and I had to attached to a wound-vac. <br /><br />yuck.Vodka Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04734323418017847775noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-54663772600874445602009-06-09T16:54:52.967-04:002009-06-09T16:54:52.967-04:00Forget about the mood swings. (That's for our...Forget about the mood swings. (That's for our family to deal with. Lol!)<br /><br />The night sweats are the worst. Waking up in the middle of the night (if I can sleep even) and my tshirt is soaking wet, then waking up later clammy and freezing. <br /><br />This has to end soon, right?Lolahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17385290159403288196noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-72970976383196435032009-06-09T16:46:54.383-04:002009-06-09T16:46:54.383-04:00Oh dear. It get's worse after? My poor husband...Oh dear. It get's worse after? My poor husband...Kate Coveny Hoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18006589284938683965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-49052549248631763742009-06-09T16:03:44.980-04:002009-06-09T16:03:44.980-04:00Ack. I still have it all and the hormones are kill...Ack. I still have it all and the hormones are killing me here.cheatymoonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06328903955238115971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-81657355529290506702009-06-09T15:35:02.548-04:002009-06-09T15:35:02.548-04:00Hi... I'm from Brazil and I've been readin...Hi... I'm from Brazil and I've been reading your blog for quite a while. I'm also a father of four and a writer. Unfortunatelly English is not my native language(you might have noticed that by now) and then I cant ask you to read my posts too (unless u forgot to mention that u master Portuguese as well)...<br /><br />Anyways... tks so much to make me laugh and wonder... <br /><br />Kiss,<br /><br />IvanIvanhttp://xoogle.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-31361800898327067542009-06-09T15:34:57.776-04:002009-06-09T15:34:57.776-04:00Darlin. . . how in the world did that incision com...Darlin. . . how in the world did that incision come loose. . . . you must tell all of us who still have our parts!Sharon Rosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00695395104518983907noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-80020707745382635522009-06-09T15:27:00.590-04:002009-06-09T15:27:00.590-04:00I'm sure you can purchase one on Ebay..shit fo...I'm sure you can purchase one on Ebay..shit for that matter Craigslist! LOL!Keyonahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04875993010376385468noreply@blogger.com