tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post2142269822459687394..comments2024-03-26T05:19:29.340-04:00Comments on Vodkamom: How to render your teacher speechless in five words or less.Vodka Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04734323418017847775noreply@blogger.comBlogger46125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-44050684832395481162010-05-11T19:22:36.623-04:002010-05-11T19:22:36.623-04:00oh god, I love children ...
indian classified sit...oh god, I love children ...<br /><a href="http://www.adpress.in" rel="nofollow"> indian classified site </a>Nishanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12461392896444120934noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-76242973744639742882010-05-11T09:37:34.580-04:002010-05-11T09:37:34.580-04:00OMG!!! The things that come out of kids' mout...OMG!!! The things that come out of kids' mouths! Reminds me of the time my 6 year old daughter told me her brother's friend had poison ivy on his d**k!Joaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08943128638748507880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-83797621112974223772010-05-10T08:04:58.238-04:002010-05-10T08:04:58.238-04:00OMG!!! What are you teaching those children? I hop...OMG!!! What are you teaching those children? I hoped she wrote it in her journal and used some stellar sounding out!As Cape Cod Turnshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16047430228350114744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-23388562674580187892010-05-09T21:31:49.280-04:002010-05-09T21:31:49.280-04:00Oh my god, that is so funny i don't even have ...Oh my god, that is so funny i don't even have a decent reply!!!<br />=-)<br /><br /><br />...still laughing!<br />=-)Wendyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18290498016642859265noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-64876355343784282202010-05-09T17:51:07.530-04:002010-05-09T17:51:07.530-04:00How hilarious!!!How hilarious!!!MrsDixonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17210677073586529878noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-72110127037039109002010-05-09T10:37:44.751-04:002010-05-09T10:37:44.751-04:00Holy crap... i would have about fainted... wonder ...Holy crap... i would have about fainted... wonder what her house is like.. bet she has older sibsVodka Logichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13870805969416858519noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-55205320090531373372010-05-09T07:38:02.027-04:002010-05-09T07:38:02.027-04:00-->When Tim and I started dating we were drivin...-->When Tim and I started dating we were driving down the highway and passed a bus of middle school kids on a field trip. The "cool kids" in the back had a sign in the window the teachers and driver were clearly unaware of. It said, "HONK IF YOU SHAVE IT." <br />Tim drove past and then went<br />HONKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK. <br />I about died in laughter at their reaction. <br />~deb<br />www.websavvymom.comDebhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14730518451056627559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-48632996010988685592010-05-09T03:28:45.302-04:002010-05-09T03:28:45.302-04:00Huh ... what do you think of that. Ha ha. I wonder...Huh ... what do you think of that. Ha ha. I wonder if someone took a shower with mommy.Cryshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10752779435392939989noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-84349764679013620922010-05-08T23:24:50.027-04:002010-05-08T23:24:50.027-04:00That begs the question...where did she learn about...That begs the question...where did she learn about "shaving woo"'s?J.J. in L.A.https://www.blogger.com/profile/14394864319127058771noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-63835012640627685102010-05-08T22:46:59.896-04:002010-05-08T22:46:59.896-04:00Wasn't there a song that began "Do you wo...Wasn't there a song that began "Do you woo woo woo?" Of course now I'm drawing a blank but I know there is a song that begins....oh just forget it.Suzyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00361775888847203043noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-53688926860864049442010-05-08T21:22:59.645-04:002010-05-08T21:22:59.645-04:00Yep, I'd be speechless to.
So, do you mention...Yep, I'd be speechless to.<br /><br />So, do you mention that kind of thing at PArent-Teacher conferences???<br /><br />Happy Mother's Day!<br />xoJoanna Jenkinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10836376588710862173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-51865775475180926642010-05-08T21:18:32.121-04:002010-05-08T21:18:32.121-04:00Oh my gawd
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...Oh my gawd <br /><br />BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!<br /><br />Ohmygawd!! <br /><br />Thank you, thank you very much. I really needed that laugh and I very much got it.<br /><br />Don't cha just love children?<br />MAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-85130843043642294542010-05-08T21:09:27.579-04:002010-05-08T21:09:27.579-04:00This just reminds me that when I think i don't...This just reminds me that when I think i don't have time to blog I MUST make time to stop by here, because I never cease to laugh myself silly.The Girl Next Doorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08106281074589247494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-38859014381121795702010-05-08T18:34:17.974-04:002010-05-08T18:34:17.974-04:00Wow....um, I hope you're careful.Wow....um, I hope you're careful.HumorSmithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09748394339913346112noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-7978688258152833082010-05-08T18:33:11.590-04:002010-05-08T18:33:11.590-04:00HYSTERICAL!!!
woo. Woohoo! LOLHYSTERICAL!!! <br /><br />woo. Woohoo! LOLK Dubshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16860159504793727118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-26503376084841769422010-05-08T16:09:29.332-04:002010-05-08T16:09:29.332-04:00LMAO! At least she didn't call it your cookie!...LMAO! At least she didn't call it your cookie! My sister used to be a school social worker and woo, hoo ha, cookie oh the list goes on and on! Happy Mother's Day to you hope you have a great day!Formerly known as Frauhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12798890008067408048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-58530140517987550012010-05-08T16:03:51.540-04:002010-05-08T16:03:51.540-04:00Your woo? You have got to be kidding. Right? Tha...Your woo? You have got to be kidding. Right? That's what you get for living in the Beaver State:)Just Words On A Pagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01874228350687436901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-45373581021951550892010-05-08T14:47:51.614-04:002010-05-08T14:47:51.614-04:00now that is funny. i like that little girlnow that is funny. i like that little girlAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-11125463279116652682010-05-08T13:39:14.313-04:002010-05-08T13:39:14.313-04:00OMG!! I would have turned a hundred shade of red!...OMG!! I would have turned a hundred shade of red!<br /><br />But I have learned, if I have to ask them to repeat MORE than twice...I DON'T want to know! :)Dawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13205669292864757736noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-66867603549774579802010-05-08T12:59:16.546-04:002010-05-08T12:59:16.546-04:00No, Janie, teacher doesn't have time to shave ...No, Janie, teacher doesn't have time to shave her legs much less her woo. However, why don't you draw a picture of Mommy's shaved woo on the front of the Mother's Day card you are making? Mommy will be so proud! :)<br /><br />Malisa<br /><br />I thought Oregon was the BEAVER state! Wouldn't that be the state of woos with heavy pelts?Malisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02716280057476425463noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-4132462585606820792010-05-08T12:15:44.796-04:002010-05-08T12:15:44.796-04:00LOL, I am keeping that quote on my blog .. somewhe...LOL, I am keeping that quote on my blog .. somewhere.. or just in my memory.<br /><br />Muchas besos, the spider in BA.Notes From ABroadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12202279303962539035noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-84161359367757096922010-05-08T11:41:45.408-04:002010-05-08T11:41:45.408-04:00Whaaat? That is hilarious.Whaaat? That is hilarious.Jules AFhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05380372212489758689noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-34556365901034378982010-05-08T11:20:42.900-04:002010-05-08T11:20:42.900-04:00And do you?And do you?Magpiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15460136246441367993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-21518103645022484912010-05-08T11:06:37.411-04:002010-05-08T11:06:37.411-04:00No way. Priceless.
Happy Mother's Day VM. xoNo way. Priceless.<br /><br />Happy Mother's Day VM. xocheatymoonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06328903955238115971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-83376236404744474382010-05-08T10:52:25.091-04:002010-05-08T10:52:25.091-04:00The quote to which I refer on your scrolling widge...The quote to which I refer on your scrolling widget was:<br /><br />"Scientists at NASA tested the effects of certain human drugs on a spider’s ability to spin webs. A spider on marijuana tried to make a web, but gave up when it was only half-done. Spiders on Benzedrine, or speed, spun webs quickly, but left huge holes in them, making odd patterns. Spiders on caffeine only spun some random threads, while those on sleeping pills never bothered to start making a web."R. J.https://www.blogger.com/profile/10291839202970032184noreply@blogger.com