tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post6394417489902785857..comments2024-03-17T22:14:58.158-04:00Comments on Vodkamom: What they don't tell you in "Teacher" School...Vodka Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04734323418017847775noreply@blogger.comBlogger55125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-43863195640850337602012-12-29T19:35:25.796-05:002012-12-29T19:35:25.796-05:00This is a great product for anyone with curly, wav...This is a great product for anyone with curly, wavy, or frizzy hair, it works <br /> <br />wonders!! my hair is like all three and its AMAZING! my hair is soo shiny and there is no frizz at all! My waves look gorgeous :) and it has a great hold but it doesnt weigh your hair down or anything! Its <br /> <br />soo touchable and beautiful!! A MUST-HAVE!! :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-49301548128392214592010-05-18T00:54:00.728-04:002010-05-18T00:54:00.728-04:00I really loved this wonderful blog. Please keep up...I really loved this wonderful blog. Please keep up the good work. <br /><a href="http://www.skylinecollege.com/" rel="nofollow">mba</a>nishanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-90618621969271685332010-04-03T10:22:10.107-04:002010-04-03T10:22:10.107-04:00They teach you NOTHING in teacher school. Not a da...They teach you NOTHING in teacher school. Not a darn thing.<br /><br />Exhausted. I hear ya.Mimi Lenoxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01616635898420835541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-77123742950192441242010-04-01T15:38:27.594-04:002010-04-01T15:38:27.594-04:00So true. One day my husband came in to visit, whe...So true. One day my husband came in to visit, whenever he does he always comments that we K teachers should be getting paid more than police, doctors, etc. <br /><br />And at one point I said, "Colin, please keep your spit in your mouth, and Stephanie, don't take boogers out of your nose and put them on others." <br /><br />My husband said, "top ten things I don't hear at my job."MommyToTwoBoyshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10221699039927615538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-42617432956515585672010-04-01T05:07:07.710-04:002010-04-01T05:07:07.710-04:00I'm a kindergarten EFL teacher, I can so relat...I'm a kindergarten EFL teacher, I can so relate to this post!<br /><br />"Hitoshi, take Hikaru's feet out of your mouth. We don't eat our friends."Abigailhttp://abigailscraftshowto.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-27439159935288487642010-04-01T03:38:13.477-04:002010-04-01T03:38:13.477-04:00Today I said "No grass does not spell ass. It...Today I said "No grass does not spell ass. It just spells grass." <br /><br />Apparently finding curse words in regular words is a big 3rd grade hobby.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-56201223805509881032010-04-01T00:23:40.769-04:002010-04-01T00:23:40.769-04:00Haha!
Yeah, today I said, "Butts don't b...Haha!<br /><br />Yeah, today I said, "Butts don't belong on the wall!" <br /><br />I need to get out more.AiringMyLaundryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11051140760624657630noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-38872764141230746612010-03-31T21:42:01.798-04:002010-03-31T21:42:01.798-04:00At least it wasn't a show & tell day (whic...At least it wasn't a show & tell day (which I now designate to my asst.) I had a girl pull her show & tell out of her pants. It was a hairbow. Thank you now go wash your hands.<br /><br />Summer is coming soon!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-55684929826811222292010-03-31T21:25:03.438-04:002010-03-31T21:25:03.438-04:00I can totally relate! This post does not make me ...I can totally relate! This post does not make me eager to return to the classroom full-time after my maternity leave. My husband says "thanks a lot." :)Heidihttp://www.lifewithsweetpeaches.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-19176608956633260252010-03-31T20:41:05.638-04:002010-03-31T20:41:05.638-04:00Perfect.
I think I said,
No, we don't eat pl...Perfect. <br />I think I said,<br /><br />No, we don't eat play doh.<br />Don't drive that truck on Jude's head.<br /><br />Took boy I nanny to playgroup....As Cape Cod Turnshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16047430228350114744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-42820715394717898412010-03-31T20:22:58.295-04:002010-03-31T20:22:58.295-04:00But you're SUPPOSED to sniff the scented marke...But you're SUPPOSED to sniff the scented markers!Sprite's Keeperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00790341033920919000noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-20449906107827234502010-03-31T20:21:16.671-04:002010-03-31T20:21:16.671-04:00So THAT'S why I was SOOO tired yesterday! I d...So THAT'S why I was SOOO tired yesterday! I didn't realize that I, too, was fighting a full moon. It kinda makes me feel better that I really am not FULLY ready for the looney bin.Dawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13205669292864757736noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-55641160202487155492010-03-31T19:33:17.027-04:002010-03-31T19:33:17.027-04:00When I worked in the hospital, we definitely saw t...When I worked in the hospital, we definitely saw the full moon thing!<br />I could relate to the markers being sniffed and ending up with a colorful nose; I think I still do that.<br />I was exhausted just reading it!Maureen@IslandRoarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17183530593417498063noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-87017333382428267152010-03-31T18:16:53.360-04:002010-03-31T18:16:53.360-04:00They don't teach you SHIT in school-teacher-sc...They don't teach you SHIT in school-teacher-school! It's thirty years of On-the-Job training.<br />Your training is going quite well!Lynnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09826731771375350000noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-59761308367700436952010-03-31T18:06:28.547-04:002010-03-31T18:06:28.547-04:00State workers in the making they are.State workers in the making they are.G. B. Millerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09783331838434598963noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-61789067424766387722010-03-31T16:29:21.396-04:002010-03-31T16:29:21.396-04:00You'll never lack for stories to tell on your ...You'll never lack for stories to tell on your blog, that's for sure! Thanks for the laughs today.Magshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16943944132576611470noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-9463263384243666062010-03-31T14:30:00.626-04:002010-03-31T14:30:00.626-04:00Former 1st grade teacher here...these made me laug...Former 1st grade teacher here...these made me laugh so hard. Little people are so tiring!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00752979570538253217noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-89993152218024472752010-03-31T12:33:50.960-04:002010-03-31T12:33:50.960-04:00I was a serious marker sniffer. As a kid, I sniffe...I was a serious marker sniffer. As a kid, I sniffed everything. I successfully dropped that habit after plenty of teasing from my friends.Stereos and Souffleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13721526839720168802noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-82240614680384011222010-03-31T11:08:44.885-04:002010-03-31T11:08:44.885-04:00Things I say during my job as a standup comic:
-D...Things I say during my job as a standup comic:<br /><br />-Don't you dare throw that ashtray at my head.<br /><br />-Read my lips. No, the ones on my face. <br /><br />-Well why don't you come up here and see how easy it is. SIT DOWN.Suzyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00361775888847203043noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-51307827578898716342010-03-31T06:21:09.651-04:002010-03-31T06:21:09.651-04:00Ah, a day `in the life!Ah, a day `in the life!WeaselMommahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01695797746467444304noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-40500398393207960142010-03-31T05:57:52.352-04:002010-03-31T05:57:52.352-04:00but you have to admit...that IS an awesome batman ...but you have to admit...that IS an awesome batman mask!sAmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01884692135194912701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-67279357950096667192010-03-31T05:57:19.036-04:002010-03-31T05:57:19.036-04:00Lovin' the no 10 second rule and the C-4! Tire...Lovin' the no 10 second rule and the C-4! Tired? Absolutely burnt toast is what I'd be.Cherylhttp://decksidethoughts.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-80161851984792695552010-03-31T05:55:30.808-04:002010-03-31T05:55:30.808-04:00Full moons are wicked fun in day treatment schools...Full moons are wicked fun in day treatment schools. I ran the halls the other day. <br />Great post! xocheatymoonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06328903955238115971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-38364178861658158552010-03-31T05:46:15.472-04:002010-03-31T05:46:15.472-04:00Thank God you are a Kindergarten teacher. It woul...Thank God you are a Kindergarten teacher. It would be really awkward if you were having to say all these things somewhere else. :)Bethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06999741671175495307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-3063214674634128482010-03-31T03:54:42.145-04:002010-03-31T03:54:42.145-04:00What's wrong with making a batman mask out pla...What's wrong with making a batman mask out playdough? The other day I went to work in entire playdough spidey outfit.mo.stoneskinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10737422581378328590noreply@blogger.com