tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post7276806181076964675..comments2024-03-26T05:19:29.340-04:00Comments on Vodkamom: Another excerpt from the "Lost" files...Vodka Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04734323418017847775noreply@blogger.comBlogger41125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-21166638017328931542009-08-11T19:23:15.344-04:002009-08-11T19:23:15.344-04:00see now, if #14 had been "have your child hav...see now, if #14 had been "have your child have a melt down at Radio Shack cuz you won't buy him his own battery operated helicopter, and you have to drag him out by the leash cuz he has thrown himself on the floor and won't get up" it would have been FUNNY as hell, instead of national news!!SSPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01358246374080080885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-85348217230570494812009-08-10T11:45:14.068-04:002009-08-10T11:45:14.068-04:00Thanks for letting me feel normal. I get quite wo...Thanks for letting me feel normal. I get quite worried sometimes that I am the only insane person around! I will be printing this out and sticking on the bathroom door.Johttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17266224262968605361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-20711653349598837172009-08-10T08:15:16.360-04:002009-08-10T08:15:16.360-04:00Guilty of several of those. Sigh.
Just...sigh.Guilty of several of those. Sigh.<br /><br />Just...sigh.Joaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05194803540301881478noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-38705426495935252972009-08-09T01:59:05.058-04:002009-08-09T01:59:05.058-04:00And here I thought my mom was the only parent on t...And here I thought <i>my</i> mom was the only parent on the face of the planet to check the mileage on the car!<br /><br />My favorite mom thing (in retrospect, not so funny at the time) was her ability to come up with really creative punishments. <br /><br />Long story, just suffice it to say standing in the garage saying "turkey butt face" over and over for 15 minutes is not as fun as it sounds!!terahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12277367728258057592noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-43919291430086090272009-08-08T13:48:02.686-04:002009-08-08T13:48:02.686-04:00Only 13??? I may have to finish your list over at ...Only 13??? I may have to finish your list over at my place . . .Fragrant Liarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09452052210826471034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-53867947487602946632009-08-08T08:24:05.259-04:002009-08-08T08:24:05.259-04:00(sucking wind)(dizzy)...this is what I have to loo...(sucking wind)(dizzy)...this is what I have to look forward to? Thank gawd she's not even 5 yet...I better lay in some whiskey :)Irish Gumbohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07386134334156997186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-83423622364802777712009-08-08T07:38:31.748-04:002009-08-08T07:38:31.748-04:00You give me a lot to look forward to. I know what...You give me a lot to look forward to. I know what I was like, I am in trouble with two girls!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-20789204373449600132009-08-08T07:11:36.013-04:002009-08-08T07:11:36.013-04:00Life with teens is never boring.Life with teens is never boring.WeaselMommahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01695797746467444304noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-81551521125077939082009-08-08T02:49:19.933-04:002009-08-08T02:49:19.933-04:00What I want is the teen boy post. He might not be ...What I want is the teen boy post. He might not be there yet, but you're still ahead of me.<br /><br />For now, I get the award for sweeping up the most broken appliances/ furniture/ toys and moving on.<br /><br />Hope you're having a great time with your sister!Zip n Tizzyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14760606219381683552noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-68889715694657868882009-08-08T00:01:37.479-04:002009-08-08T00:01:37.479-04:00LOl...I qualify BIG time...enjoy your sister vacat...LOl...I qualify BIG time...enjoy your sister vacation-how fun!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13755834803574964576noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-22035053798472479382009-08-07T22:42:45.156-04:002009-08-07T22:42:45.156-04:00#8....ten minute screaming match on TAKS day...you...#8....ten minute screaming match on TAKS day...you know the big standardized test day that we are supposed to send our child to school well rested, fed and stress free? hahaha.<br /><br />Never failed I kicked them out the door on those mornings, only to realize much later in the day that it was TAKS TEST day.<br /><br />Keep the pin, I'll pat myself on the back. <br /><br />xoxox, JuliaJuliahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18244507266596613034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-25843797524357332052009-08-07T21:27:39.740-04:002009-08-07T21:27:39.740-04:00Where do I get my pin?Where do I get my pin?Jenn @ Juggling Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14455967210924573398noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-63962310620617965562009-08-07T20:49:17.195-04:002009-08-07T20:49:17.195-04:00Pass me the pin.Pass me the pin.Joaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08943128638748507880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-71641292924058067242009-08-07T20:38:53.583-04:002009-08-07T20:38:53.583-04:00HOLY EFF??! Love and fear rolled into one.
Am sen...HOLY EFF??! Love and fear rolled into one.<br /><br />Am sending this to both sisters (with teenagers) pronto. <br /><br />Awesomeness.MsPicketToYouhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12304288663203185972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-67346265779179354522009-08-07T17:23:59.538-04:002009-08-07T17:23:59.538-04:00Yeah, I'm printing this out for future referen...Yeah, I'm printing this out for future reference.Anna Whiston-Donaldsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14921348961654008115noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-79305682731007246422009-08-07T17:18:29.349-04:002009-08-07T17:18:29.349-04:00It really got me thinking how my parents have suff...It really got me thinking how my parents have suffered! And I'm their only child! lol<br /><br />Number 3 made me laugh so much!<br /><br />I remember going to a slumber party once band I just couldn't fall asleep, so I called my parents to come pick me up cause I couldn't sleep!! LMAO! I was like 12 i think.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-83563670498472707582009-08-07T17:13:31.680-04:002009-08-07T17:13:31.680-04:00My child is just starting kindergarten so I have t...My child is just starting kindergarten so I have time to get my own pin, right? Do you think I have more than a week? Because I don't think I can squeeze that in with all the other junk I need to do to get her ready. You're a teacher, do I really need to write her name on every frickin' crayon? I digress. . .<br /><br />Can't wait for these fabulous mommy moments in my future!Pollyannahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06489328345319644933noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-87449076079371900032009-08-07T16:48:10.229-04:002009-08-07T16:48:10.229-04:00I only have the one teenaged boy, but damn, if I h...I only have the one teenaged <i>boy</i>, but damn, if I hadn't earned that pin. <br />Wish we worked at the same school. Hope your vacation is going well.<br />xxoocheatymoonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06328903955238115971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-72442608454796105562009-08-07T16:07:19.131-04:002009-08-07T16:07:19.131-04:00I'm petrified. I've done some of these th...I'm petrified. I've done some of these things but I DON'T WANT TO DO THE REST!!!!<br /><br />And the soap thing? My daughter liked it! Cod liver oil, baby!!Susanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16258150805363212464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-73936617578880998722009-08-07T15:50:28.210-04:002009-08-07T15:50:28.210-04:00I only have 3 boys, but let me tell you, they have...I only have 3 boys, but let me tell you, they have mood swings, too. If my 17 year old does not pick up his band uniform, socks, frisbee, dishes from last night's snack, folder of music, shoes, and assorted other papers, I may scream! <br />Then I just might have to call the phone company to disconnect a cell phone...Lindanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-90037424837886689342009-08-07T15:32:46.150-04:002009-08-07T15:32:46.150-04:00We were once accused by our teenage daughter of be...We were once accused by our teenage daughter of being THE MOST CONSERVATIVE PARENTS IN THE ENTIRE TOWN. Tough to live that down.Expat From Hellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08807779856067886443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-21774398852559850362009-08-07T15:09:20.989-04:002009-08-07T15:09:20.989-04:00I'm going to use my cell phone to call my mom ...I'm going to use my cell phone to call my mom and let her know she's mother of the year. It's a little late but I know she'll love the honor. I'm sure she's grateful that she didn't have to deal with a cell phone during my teen years.<br /><br />The town where I grew up was so small that the police often told my folks things before I had a chance to come up with my own version of the story.sitting on the mood swing at the playgroundhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11490776073033413587noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-21597061141929048702009-08-07T15:05:24.569-04:002009-08-07T15:05:24.569-04:00I just called my bother to tell her she was mother...I just called my bother to tell her she was mother of the year... for about the last 12 years between me and the 3 of my siblings!Samanthahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05601741373072886320noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-36214473111727255612009-08-07T14:43:02.554-04:002009-08-07T14:43:02.554-04:00I would like to nominate MY MOTHER for this award,...I would like to nominate MY MOTHER for this award, because I'm fairly certain she did every single one of those things when I was a teenager (except for the one about the cell phone, because cell phones didn't exist back then...)<br /><br />My girls are only 10, so none of that stuff here yet. I'll be looking to move out in a few years, before they turn into evil teenagers....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-47900351582186343372009-08-07T14:15:51.961-04:002009-08-07T14:15:51.961-04:00Okay, I confess, I did this once and only once - o...Okay, I confess, I did this once and only once - opened the window took out the screen and tossed all her clothes out the second story window. Never found them on the floor again. Of course, she'll tell you that I also made her kneel on rice... but she exagerates. My mother did that!Lorraine https://www.blogger.com/profile/11427333309803544827noreply@blogger.com