tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post8608860588935270280..comments2024-03-26T05:19:29.340-04:00Comments on Vodkamom: THIS is why teachers beg for tissues.Vodka Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04734323418017847775noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-77854900068667277622010-04-15T15:36:59.875-04:002010-04-15T15:36:59.875-04:00Wasn't "nose picking factory" in the...Wasn't "nose picking factory" in the job description?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-3788920809817196702010-04-15T00:29:39.627-04:002010-04-15T00:29:39.627-04:00Excellent. My children *ARE* ready for kindergart...Excellent. My children *ARE* ready for kindergarten.anymommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17870033179328734404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-37865486866451038192010-04-14T16:49:59.836-04:002010-04-14T16:49:59.836-04:00And it's just as bad when they're in middl...And it's just as bad when they're in middle school! I buy tissues with my own money for my classroom, and I swear I go through about 10 boxes a year. They are booger monsters!Banohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11076681397815283545noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-83146606948906650312010-04-14T14:35:33.097-04:002010-04-14T14:35:33.097-04:00Too funny! Maybe next year each kid should bring i...Too funny! Maybe next year each kid should bring in 2 boxes instead of 1.<br /><br />In honor of Teacher Appreciation Week, boojeebeads.com is having a contest where every teacher in your school can win a free gift! Check out the contest at my link.Tracyhttp://www.facebook.com/pages/BooJee-Beads/199463822387?v=box_3&ref=mfnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-48163353803674959932010-04-14T12:23:15.602-04:002010-04-14T12:23:15.602-04:00I am not a kindergarten teacher, but I have 3 kids...I am not a kindergarten teacher, but I have 3 kids and I think that I have probably uttered those words 1000's of times too. Those and, "Do not eat that booger!"<br /><br />why oh why are kids so gross? <br />There are times when I would like to dip m 3 in a vat of Chlorox.Annie @ astonesthrowfrominsanityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14504935960139318171noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-24312725376684966222010-04-14T11:15:18.423-04:002010-04-14T11:15:18.423-04:00I just hope they're not picking and then touch...I just hope they're not picking and then touching your calculator.. ewwwww<br /><br />DiAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-29405355846173867582010-04-14T11:02:43.606-04:002010-04-14T11:02:43.606-04:00I picked this one just for you!I picked this one just for you!SkylersDadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18264164502733912326noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-19324660502230721902010-04-14T09:47:19.904-04:002010-04-14T09:47:19.904-04:00My theory is that the whole world is a nose-pickin...My theory is that the whole world is a nose-picking factory. Kindergarteners are just more up-front about it.Maureen@IslandRoarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17183530593417498063noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-61716013466886834212010-04-14T06:25:18.876-04:002010-04-14T06:25:18.876-04:00even tho i already follow you already, you are rig...even tho i already follow you already, you are rigth above me in sists! just wanted to say hi!jineenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11290525270188674336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-35019760048313793822010-04-14T03:40:27.643-04:002010-04-14T03:40:27.643-04:00Yup, as a pre-school teacher, I also worked out ho...Yup, as a pre-school teacher, I also worked out how many noses I had wiped. Its up there with your nose pickers. Great jobs we have, eh?!xxLadybird World Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04410236464722005178noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-52392782343241493082010-04-14T02:50:49.329-04:002010-04-14T02:50:49.329-04:00I'd love to say they stop doing it as they get...I'd love to say they stop doing it as they get older, but I see kids much older doing it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-16730442588173398072010-04-14T02:42:18.952-04:002010-04-14T02:42:18.952-04:00I only have 4 boys and I know I have to tell them ...I only have 4 boys and I know I have to tell them to stop picking ALL DAY LONG! Yuck!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-6185624989900982142010-04-14T00:29:44.098-04:002010-04-14T00:29:44.098-04:00I worked at a place that threw parties for kids. T...I worked at a place that threw parties for kids. The number of nosepickers was frighteningbernthishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05905337047538489562noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-20671864557390114802010-04-13T23:29:09.584-04:002010-04-13T23:29:09.584-04:00You're going to have to start asking for hazar...You're going to have to start asking for hazard pay.Fragrant Liarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09452052210826471034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-54913948392716606072010-04-13T23:06:28.357-04:002010-04-13T23:06:28.357-04:00I just have to thank you for NOT posting a picture...I just have to thank you for NOT posting a picture of green snot rolling out of their noses. Blech.<br /><br />This is ALSO why I teach 3rd grade instead of Kindergarten!<br />That and because third graders understand HOW gross boogers actually are once I tell them WHAT it is made out of.<br />Had a little girl this year tell me..."Oh. I bet my dad doesn't know that and that's why he still eats his." TMI...and note to self:never shake that dad's hand again!Dawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13205669292864757736noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-12842540073115796582010-04-13T22:36:09.141-04:002010-04-13T22:36:09.141-04:00I live with 4 boys!!!! Welcome to my world...I live with 4 boys!!!! Welcome to my world...Alexandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00609629888008025050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-72675068789581152162010-04-13T21:16:13.105-04:002010-04-13T21:16:13.105-04:00When I do library I have actually worked my gags i...When I do library I have actually worked my gags into the story..I never miss a beat. It has taken me two years to train my gag reflex to just roll into the next line of the story. In our kindergarten class the biggest nose picker is the class floor licker as well..yuk. Hope he goes home and gives his momma a big old kiss!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-9445351834086360512010-04-13T20:36:53.183-04:002010-04-13T20:36:53.183-04:00You are truely blessed!You are truely blessed!As Cape Cod Turnshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16047430228350114744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-73706655871847734322010-04-13T20:20:36.168-04:002010-04-13T20:20:36.168-04:00You can pick your friends, and you can pick your n...You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.<br /><br />Sure it's not original, but it's damn appropriate.Rick Daleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05173516899130463413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-49421266897363323502010-04-13T20:05:40.696-04:002010-04-13T20:05:40.696-04:00What about "Pull your pants up?" I have...What about "Pull your pants up?" I have two kids (one girl and one boy) that are relentless about it... I usually just give up and try to ignore it, but other times I'm just literally being mooned.Mr. Halpernhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06594681597813545284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-1010129644813910482010-04-13T20:00:51.377-04:002010-04-13T20:00:51.377-04:00You should start charging a fine.
Little boogers...You should start charging a fine. <br /><br />Little boogers!Everyday Goddesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00486528297252417282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-52545833076313712102010-04-13T19:59:29.682-04:002010-04-13T19:59:29.682-04:00A bouquet, just for you! Hand-picked from some of ...A bouquet, just for you! Hand-picked from some of the freshest noses in the world by a trained staff!Irish Gumbohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07386134334156997186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-88616780149871345062010-04-13T19:59:15.210-04:002010-04-13T19:59:15.210-04:00I can not, for the life of me, get my kindergartne...I can not, for the life of me, get my kindergartner to stop picking her freaking nose!<br /><br />I know she does while at school. Because she comes home with a black nose. Why? She gets her hands dirty at recess.<br /><br />So. Gross. Ewwww....OHmommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12712111068636100187noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-10690815911094035092010-04-13T19:49:59.906-04:002010-04-13T19:49:59.906-04:00I'm E.C.E and I have given up counting the num...I'm E.C.E and I have given up counting the number of times I have said that... That and, unfortunately, been used as a kleenex. <br />I've gotten suspicious when I child hugs me for no reason and rubs their face on me... I used to think that was soooooooo sweet.<br />Man, you make me laugh so hard - I appreciate it!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4742202280973813643.post-11313320587406891072010-04-13T19:11:44.201-04:002010-04-13T19:11:44.201-04:00so which food group do they belong to?so which food group do they belong to?Brian Millerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00722940075884718007noreply@blogger.com