11/18/09

Love is dangerous business...


Overheard in class........

"If you don't say I do, at the bride, at the wedding, you can get arrested.....I'm not kidding."




47 comments:

  1. mo.stoneskinNovember 18, 2009 at 8:22 AM

    It's true, the little rotter has it spot on there.

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  2. CSYNovember 18, 2009 at 8:22 AM

    But what if the preacher says, "Will you take this woman to be your bride?"

    Wait a minute!!! That makes it sound like the groom actually HAS a choice!!!

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  3. Candy's daily DandyNovember 18, 2009 at 8:24 AM

    Oh the irony!!!

    Brilliant little buggers.

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  4. IBNovember 18, 2009 at 8:30 AM

    You try that and getting arrested will be the least of your worries.

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  5. ScopeNovember 18, 2009 at 8:45 AM

    Try not saying "I Do." at the bride, and being arrested may be the safest thing for you.

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  6. mommakinNovember 18, 2009 at 8:50 AM

    If my hubs had not said it, I think *I* may have been the one in danger of being arrested.

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  7. SamNovember 18, 2009 at 8:50 AM

    Well.... there are times when a little jail time would have afforded more peace and quiet and less laundry!

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  8. Karen HarringtonNovember 18, 2009 at 8:50 AM

    Brilliant! (and I want to know what stories that kid is reading. Ha!)

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  9. Laura MarchantNovember 18, 2009 at 9:01 AM

    Wonder whose wedding the police showed up for in that family, lol

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  10. Boozy ToothNovember 18, 2009 at 9:04 AM

    So what you're saying is... if I'd chickened out from my first marriage I would have just had to spend time in jail instead of hell? Sweet! Wish I'd known.

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  11. shrink on the couchNovember 18, 2009 at 9:06 AM

    Dial the lawmakers! This could be the start of something BIG!

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  12. Angie LedbetterNovember 18, 2009 at 9:12 AM

    Ah, he'll one day learn there are much worse things than jail time.

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  13. AnonymousNovember 18, 2009 at 9:14 AM

    LOL, smart kid.

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  14. KatNovember 18, 2009 at 9:42 AM

    I think if you ask jilted brides, the groom in that case would be getting off easy!

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  15. AnonymousNovember 18, 2009 at 9:45 AM

    Sometimes the bride or groom hesitates a little too long and it's unnerving!

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  16. plainolebobNovember 18, 2009 at 9:50 AM

    VM,
    and after the marriage the groom never quits saying I do, I will do, I have done, and will do again.
    Getting arrested after that is a piece of cake.
    BIG HUGS

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  17. Brian MillerNovember 18, 2009 at 9:55 AM

    dear mom,

    send bail money...

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  18. Maureen@IslandRoarNovember 18, 2009 at 9:57 AM

    You bet your ass that's true. And you better say it with the right attitude, or they'll issue you a ticket...

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  19. Lawyer MomNovember 18, 2009 at 9:59 AM

    Oh, those witty Oregonians!

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  20. Julie DNovember 18, 2009 at 10:25 AM

    "I do" is a cussword. LOL

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  21. SkylersDadNovember 18, 2009 at 10:26 AM

    Instead of "I Do", try scratching your head and saying "Let me think a minute".

    It goes over real well.

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  22. JoanieNovember 18, 2009 at 11:03 AM

    John's problem is he said I Do too many times! and he wonders why I don't want to get married!

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  23. Hollywood Farm FilmsNovember 18, 2009 at 11:04 AM

    Put in the next state of the nation address. If it don;t feel right in your guts...it's not right!

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  24. Lynn KellanNovember 18, 2009 at 11:04 AM

    If you say "Hell Yes," you still get married, but the pastor gives you a dirty look.

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  25. AnonymousNovember 18, 2009 at 11:10 AM

    Especially if there's a shotgun pointed at you and a bun in the oven! LOL

    Di
    The Blue Ridge Gal

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  26. Far Side of FiftyNovember 18, 2009 at 11:14 AM

    Arrested or nearly choked to death by an irate Mother in Law who has just about been weddinged out:)

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  27. MadgeNovember 18, 2009 at 11:15 AM

    love it... as always.

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  28. we_be_toysNovember 18, 2009 at 11:34 AM

    You have the best job in the world, for finding new comedy material, I swear!

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  29. abby jenkinsNovember 18, 2009 at 11:48 AM

    out of the mouths of babes...classic.

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  30. Smart Mouth BroadNovember 18, 2009 at 1:00 PM

    That kid's been to one too many shot-gun weddings.

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  31. gretchenNovember 18, 2009 at 2:32 PM

    I always heard it's if you DO say I do that you've started your prison sentence!

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  32. Kate Coveny HoodNovember 18, 2009 at 3:00 PM

    Wait - that isn't true? Oh well, I guess it's better that I didn't know...

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  33. Stacey J. WarnerNovember 18, 2009 at 3:36 PM

    LOL! those kids...got to love them!

    much love

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  34. Masala ChicaNovember 18, 2009 at 3:41 PM

    This child must be watching that show "bridezillas," because I bet some of those women would have those hapless men arrested if they ended up losing their deposits on the cake, reception hall, dress, caterer, etc.

    Either that - or they would just enact the death penalty. By themselves.

    masalachica.blogspot.com

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  35. anymommyNovember 18, 2009 at 3:59 PM

    Or worse. Hell hath no fury like a bride scorned.

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  36. Vodka LogicNovember 18, 2009 at 4:54 PM

    Amazing how so few words can be so funny. If only they knew....

    congrats on 1200 followers. *bows*

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  37. AnndiNovember 18, 2009 at 6:04 PM

    I'd like to see the MythBusters test this one. Betcha it'll be the biggest explosion ever on the show.

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  38. Mr. HalpernNovember 18, 2009 at 6:04 PM

    Yikes, gives new meaning to 'shotgun wedding' :)

    http://halpey1.blogspot.com/

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  39. AnonymousNovember 18, 2009 at 6:45 PM

    That is way funny...Im not kidding;)

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  40. CoraNovember 18, 2009 at 7:04 PM

    I'll give Scope the memo.

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  41. Carolyn...OnlineNovember 18, 2009 at 8:53 PM

    I'm trying to figure out who enforces that law. Probably the deputized father of the bride.

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  42. MikeNovember 18, 2009 at 8:55 PM

    In some cases, maybe prison is the better alternative! LOL!

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  43. Joanna JenkinsNovember 18, 2009 at 9:10 PM

    Very funny post. And the comments are cracking me up!
    xo

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  44. PaigeNovember 18, 2009 at 10:33 PM

    well it damn sure feels like it sometimes, no matter what you say!

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  45. SaraNovember 18, 2009 at 10:44 PM

    That's probably true in some country.

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  46. StacieNovember 18, 2009 at 10:45 PM

    This is exactly what i told my husband before we got married!

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  47. Geezees Custom Canvas ArtNovember 19, 2009 at 12:06 AM

    Wow...i can't believe that!
    gotta love kids!

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