12/9/09

Does this make my lips look big????



Dear MOTHER,

You know that Burt's Bees Lip Balm you stole from my room two months ago? (Yeah, you thought I didn't notice...) Well, it's REALLY Cuticle Cream. You've been spreading cuticle cream on your lips for two months and DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT. That's what YOU get for calling ME a you know what..

Oh, and yes, I DO love being a pain. It's my special talent.


Wait. WHY ISN'T MY PHONE WORKING??????? MOM!!!!!!! You are SUCH a &$@#!!!!!!!!


ARGHHHHHHHH,


Sassy.

46 comments:

  1. chocolatecovereddaydreams.blogspot.comDecember 9, 2009 at 12:15 AM

    Payback??? Sounds like you reminded her who the boss is!

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  2. AnneDecember 9, 2009 at 12:37 AM

    Sorry for your loss.

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  3. wfbdogloverDecember 9, 2009 at 12:58 AM

    OH, don't feel bad... I did the same thing - probably longer... BTW, it also works great on the bottom of your dogs feet in the long winters...

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  4. Joanna JenkinsDecember 9, 2009 at 1:57 AM

    Whoa! Cuticle Cream. Don't tell your Mom I'm laughing
    ;-)

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  5. Aunt BeckyDecember 9, 2009 at 2:33 AM

    Bwahahaha!

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  6. Formerly known as FrauDecember 9, 2009 at 2:36 AM

    Hee Hee !! Payback is a bitch!

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  7. mo.stoneskinDecember 9, 2009 at 4:08 AM

    You put Cuticle Cream on her phone?

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  8. Janine / Being BrazenDecember 9, 2009 at 4:31 AM

    HAHAHAHA!!!! sounds like me and my mom

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  9. MikeDecember 9, 2009 at 5:53 AM

    You know, sometimes my mind goes places that it shouldn't LOL!

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  10. WeaselMommaDecember 9, 2009 at 6:00 AM

    hehehehehehehehe. The power of paying for the cell phone.

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  11. The Peach TartDecember 9, 2009 at 7:50 AM

    Yikes.

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  12. MicheleDecember 9, 2009 at 7:55 AM

    You are passing down an important life lesson to her. "Mom holds all the power." What a great mom you are. Taking the time to teach her these things. They'll come in plenty handy when she has her own. She'll thank you later. Probably much much much later.

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  13. JanDecember 9, 2009 at 8:03 AM

    I bet you have some of the most well-manicured lips in town, though.

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  14. UnknownDecember 9, 2009 at 8:15 AM

    Hey, Burt's Bees stuff is good for just about anything Sassy, so VodkaMom wins, yet again!

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  15. ElenkaDecember 9, 2009 at 8:27 AM

    Good one, Mom.
    Are your lips any plumper? You never know, you might have discovered something new!

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  16. UnknownDecember 9, 2009 at 8:30 AM

    A case of... using BEFORE reading! Haha. Funny. Looks like a lip gloss container to me too!

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  17. Frogs in my formulaDecember 9, 2009 at 8:39 AM

    Does it work??

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  18. Merrily Down the StreamDecember 9, 2009 at 8:51 AM

    Big hugs for you and family.

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  19. KeyonaDecember 9, 2009 at 8:52 AM

    Ha! You gotta admit that is pretty funny! LOL!

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  20. Brian MillerDecember 9, 2009 at 9:19 AM

    lol. and the battle rages on...

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  21. Mrs. EDecember 9, 2009 at 9:25 AM

    Like mother, like daughter...just sayin'!!

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  22. Vodka MomDecember 9, 2009 at 9:51 AM

    My lips are soft and luscious, and not a CUTICLE in sight.

    ha ha

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  23. SaraDecember 9, 2009 at 10:33 AM

    This is what happens when the kids forget who runs the show.

    It's the same reason you should be kind to your waiters and waitresses.

    Well done.

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  24. AnonymousDecember 9, 2009 at 10:45 AM

    AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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  25. TamaraDecember 9, 2009 at 10:48 AM

    Cuticle Cream!?! OMG hahahaha sorry for laughing...are your lips softer now?? Probably removed them not made them look bigger. hahaha

    And yup...i've done the turn off the cell phone thing too.

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  26. TamaraDecember 9, 2009 at 10:49 AM

    Oh my gosh...i just saw that you lost your uncle. I'm so very sorry.

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  27. mepsipaxDecember 9, 2009 at 10:52 AM

    What the hell. That is messed up. Pranking children is awesome. You have my envy.

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  28. Sprite's KeeperDecember 9, 2009 at 12:20 PM

    Ha! Pucker up!
    xoxo

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  29. AnonymousDecember 9, 2009 at 12:24 PM

    LMAO.....paybacks are a bitch ;)

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  30. Meeko FabulousDecember 9, 2009 at 12:32 PM

    LoL! I need to teach Sassy a couple of lessons to help her get further in her teenage life . . . Never bite the hand that feeds you . . . Mommy giveth and Mommy taketh away . . . LoL! Hope you're having a good day! :)

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  31. gretchenDecember 9, 2009 at 2:12 PM

    Hehehehehe. I guess that's better than...I don't know...anti-fungal cream or something.

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  32. JulieDecember 9, 2009 at 2:57 PM

    bahaha that's hysterical! hope the phone gets fixed!

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  33. DebDecember 9, 2009 at 3:53 PM

    -->Classic! Tell her, You're not the boss of me!

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  34. UnknownDecember 9, 2009 at 4:17 PM

    Heeeeeyyyy! Thanks for the mention!
    And I love the Burt's Bees stuff.. Lip shimmer in Cocoa, awesome.

    Peace ~ Rene

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  35. RoshniDecember 9, 2009 at 5:03 PM

    ehh!! Its just cream! Where does it matter where you put it?!?!

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  36. cheatymoonDecember 9, 2009 at 5:07 PM

    I remember this one...
    So sorry for your loss.
    xoxo

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  37. Chris ManciniDecember 9, 2009 at 7:44 PM

    Sometimes it's helpful to have a "play phone" for the parents and in-laws when they visit.

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  38. Laura MarchantDecember 9, 2009 at 8:32 PM

    Ha! That's great!

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  39. Santa ClausDecember 9, 2009 at 8:38 PM

    HO HO HO!!! Merry Christmas!!!

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  40. Mary@Holy MackerelDecember 9, 2009 at 10:11 PM

    Good one!

    I use Vaseline on my labia --- I mean, my lips. Will it hurt me?

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  41. CoraDecember 11, 2009 at 4:26 PM

    At least it wasn't Monistat.

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  42. JoanieDecember 14, 2009 at 7:35 AM

    um, at least it wasn't anal bleach. yeah, that's a real thing.

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  43. AnonymousDecember 25, 2009 at 7:56 PM

    I want to quote your post in my blog. It can?
    And you et an account on Twitter?

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