12/8/09

Thank you, Weekly Reader.




Why was Mrs. Smith rolling on the floor laughing during morning centers? Jane discovered the squirrels on page two of our new Weekly Readers.



Jane: "Look at that cute little squirrel! He's just sitting there holding his nuts!"




45 comments:

  1. Poppy B.December 8, 2009 at 12:34 AM

    And I'd be laughing with you!

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  2. Joanna JenkinsDecember 8, 2009 at 1:03 AM

    Ha! I wonder what she'll be saying in 20 years :-)
    xo

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  3. DonDecember 8, 2009 at 2:01 AM

    Reading the previous blogs about your palm reading experience - what a bunch of c*(p. I'm going to buy you that digital recorder that you desperately need!

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  4. Formerly known as FrauDecember 8, 2009 at 2:07 AM

    Love it!

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  5. mo.stoneskinDecember 8, 2009 at 3:44 AM

    Damn they stretch far.

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  6. cheatymoonDecember 8, 2009 at 6:08 AM

    You can never go wrong with a good squirrel/nut joke. Kids are the best.

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  7. plainolebobDecember 8, 2009 at 6:08 AM

    AM, lucky thin, he was just holdin em.
    BIG HUGS

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  8. Lynn KellanDecember 8, 2009 at 6:19 AM

    At our place, squirrels also like to live in the attic.

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  9. KatDecember 8, 2009 at 7:41 AM

    I would have to leave the room for a good belly laugh!

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  10. WeaselMommaDecember 8, 2009 at 7:42 AM

    He is kind of cute with his nuts and all.

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  11. AnonymousDecember 8, 2009 at 7:50 AM

    My boyfriend looks like a squirrel when he's getting dressed!

    Secretia

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  12. Vodka LogicDecember 8, 2009 at 7:58 AM

    lol and what grade is you teach.. :)

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  13. Rick DaleyDecember 8, 2009 at 8:11 AM

    Reminds me of this. Scroll down a little to the first picture.

    http://www.fark.com/farq/about.shtml

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  14. unmitigated meDecember 8, 2009 at 8:29 AM

    You just transported me back 40 years. Every summer, I begged to get a Weekly Reader subscription.

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  15. JoanieDecember 8, 2009 at 9:21 AM

    Yeah, I'd have to leave the room too.

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  16. confused homemakerDecember 8, 2009 at 9:22 AM

    I love when kids say those things, not so much when they say it to our Priest. OK, I lie I love it then too.

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  17. Mrs. EDecember 8, 2009 at 9:24 AM

    Ranks right up there with the elementary teachers telling kids lining up at the end of recess to "hold their balls!"

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  18. AnonymousDecember 8, 2009 at 9:25 AM

    Sometimes, when the world gets you down, sitting around holding your nuts is all you can do.

    I think there's a hit song in there somewhere...

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  19. AnneDecember 8, 2009 at 10:15 AM

    Yep, he can hold his nuts and eat them too...

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  20. SkylersDadDecember 8, 2009 at 10:25 AM

    This was wonderful!

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  21. mepsipaxDecember 8, 2009 at 11:28 AM

    I freaking loved weekly readers. And squirrels still crack me up. Add nuts and instant humor.

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  22. AnonymousDecember 8, 2009 at 11:47 AM

    Ive been known to hold my nuts a time or two (waluts at christmas, what did u think I meant, get yoiur mind out of the gutterr people...lol)

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  23. Sprite's KeeperDecember 8, 2009 at 11:50 AM

    Damn squirrels, always after tail..
    xoxo

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  24. Meeko FabulousDecember 8, 2009 at 11:54 AM

    Ok . . . I love you . . . That was the EFFING BEST EVER!!! I giggled so freakin' hard I got looks from my officemates!!!

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  25. Lorraine December 8, 2009 at 12:04 PM

    Thank you Mrs. Smith (and Jane) for that laugh!!!

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  26. JulieDecember 8, 2009 at 12:34 PM

    that's hysterical! plus I love squirrels!

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  27. SSPDecember 8, 2009 at 12:48 PM

    OH Weekly Reader !! I used to LOVE that....we never had nut-holding squirrels though...not that "I" remember - man, they have really gotten pornographic, eh?

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  28. Maureen@IslandRoarDecember 8, 2009 at 1:01 PM

    Wouldn't they all like to be?
    Sitting there holding their nuts, I mean...

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  29. Brian MillerDecember 8, 2009 at 1:25 PM

    oh the life of a squirrel...

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  30. SuzyDecember 8, 2009 at 1:58 PM

    The most shocking thing about that post was that Weekly Readers still exist.

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  31. Pretty ZestyDecember 8, 2009 at 2:09 PM

    I will always laugh at a squirrel nut joke!

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  32. Jeanne EstridgeDecember 8, 2009 at 2:16 PM

    Those squirrels -- just like my old boyfriend. I always thought he was kind of squirrely.

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  33. Merrily Down the StreamDecember 8, 2009 at 3:38 PM

    Wait till that squirrel gets a hold of Dick!

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  34. UnknownDecember 8, 2009 at 3:57 PM

    Only thing cuter than a squirrel is a squirrel's nut zipper...

    Peace ~ Rene

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  35. Beth P.December 8, 2009 at 5:41 PM

    Oh my gosh. I love this and laughed so hard. So hard.

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  36. apathy loungeDecember 8, 2009 at 7:57 PM

    One more reason why most women see a strong similarity between men and squirrels.

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  37. NinaDecember 8, 2009 at 8:57 PM

    Are you sure he's just not checking out the size? After all I do see the beginning of a bear.... I can hear the chatter now... "Hey I've got nuts! How about you?"...... And of course the bears answer would be:... "Does a bear S_ _ _ in the woods?"... Oh those weekly readers!.. Gotta Love em! Love and Light, Nina P

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  38. justsomethoughts...December 8, 2009 at 9:20 PM

    one never knows from whence it will come.

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  39. MikeDecember 8, 2009 at 10:16 PM

    just replace, "that cute little squirrel" with "otin" and you just described my sex life! hahaha!

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  40. Levinson-AxelrodDecember 9, 2009 at 11:35 AM

    Haha. I just made a squirrel 'nuts' joke this morning too. Ah, the jokes never stop.

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  41. Laura MarchantDecember 9, 2009 at 8:33 PM

    Oh my goodness I don't think I would have been able to keep a straight face!

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  42. Diane J.December 10, 2009 at 8:02 PM

    Oh too funny! We were shopping in Target (around Christmas) when the twins were around 4. The boys both spotted those fancy nut cracker guys and they yelled "Mama,mama nuts cracker!"

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  43. CoraDecember 11, 2009 at 4:28 PM

    Reminds me of the time my five year old nephew asked me if there was a monkey in my bush. I fell to my hands and knees laughing in the driveway.

    *snicker*

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  44. BethanyDecember 20, 2009 at 11:45 AM

    Hahaha! So straightforward..!

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