10/30/10

I think I just found Frank a date for the prom. (Sure it’s ten years down the road, but it’s a match made in heaven.)


One of the billions of Halloween activities we did last week in kindergarten involved writing a story about a witch. We had been singing an adorable song about one for the last three weeks, and it just seemed like a cool idea.


I made cute little witch’s hats out of black paper, and attached some writing paper that I had cleverly shaped into a witch’s head. (I get my best ideas in the shower. Don’t you?)


When the kids shared their stories, Susie stood and proudly read hers to the group.



“The witch is flying and drinking.” Big grin.



I did not ask any probing questions. Some things are better left unsaid.



27 comments:

  1. JoanieOctober 30, 2010 at 5:48 PM

    She sounds perfect for Frank!!!

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  2. JoanieOctober 30, 2010 at 5:49 PM

    OMG!! I was first!! This week is just getting better and better!!

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  3. Notes From ABroadOctober 30, 2010 at 6:00 PM

    Flying and Drinking, like any Good Witch :)

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  4. Brian MillerOctober 30, 2010 at 6:06 PM

    you know you can get your broom impounded for that kinda thing...smiles.

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  5. UnknownOctober 30, 2010 at 6:10 PM

    would that be an FUI?

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  6. AnonymousOctober 30, 2010 at 6:41 PM

    I think it was a PSA for alcohol... don't drink and drive.

    Di

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  7. CoraOctober 30, 2010 at 7:08 PM

    Ohhhh! So THAT is what witch's brew means!

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  8. FRANNIEOctober 30, 2010 at 7:56 PM

    What did Frank's story say?

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  9. tamilynOctober 30, 2010 at 9:31 PM

    It wasn't Bitchy or Sassy was it?

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  10. AnonymousOctober 30, 2010 at 10:02 PM

    Here's what happens when you drink and fly:

    http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/halloween_drink.jpg

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  11. Cheryl D.October 30, 2010 at 10:27 PM

    That witch can get hired as a commercial pilot!

    Just and FYI: my word verification is: rumballa

    Coincidence? I think not.

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  12. MellodeeOctober 30, 2010 at 10:55 PM

    Hmmmm. I don't know if Frankk should get involved with this one....sounds like she has "issues" in her family. Hold out, Frank, hold out!! Your princess is out there somewhere.

    :D LOL!

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  13. LissOctober 30, 2010 at 11:53 PM

    We're just putting our balloons out to trick or treat (we're in Australia so hey, we're ahead of you) and this was perfect timing.

    Susie, I like your witch. xx

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  14. MsbOctober 31, 2010 at 7:21 AM

    Clearly the child is a prodigy.

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  15. Irish GumboOctober 31, 2010 at 8:22 AM

    Is she sure it wasn't drinking then flying? (snort)

    Oh, Frank, watch out son, she'll get you before you know it!

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  16. UnknownOctober 31, 2010 at 9:17 AM

    A multi tasking witch.. will wonders never cease!

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  17. Late MommyOctober 31, 2010 at 10:07 AM

    Vodka Mom,
    You rock! I taught kindergarten and preschool before my life as a SAHM and I laugh out loud at your posts. I wish I had know about blogging (or that there was even such a thing) when I was teaching. There is a never-ending supply of material, that's for sure!

    Thanks and keep up the great blogging (& teaching)!

    Judy a.k.a. Late Mommy

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  18. http://howtobecomeacatladywithoutthecats.blogspot.comOctober 31, 2010 at 10:51 AM

    Flying and drinking... that's how I broke my leg!

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  19. HilaryOctober 31, 2010 at 12:07 PM

    I get my best ideas int he shower too!

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  20. MissyOctober 31, 2010 at 2:59 PM

    I know her mother!

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  21. SkylersDadOctober 31, 2010 at 6:42 PM

    Have Frank and her already picked out their trailer?

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  22. Jeanne EstridgeOctober 31, 2010 at 7:49 PM

    It's lucky you're fluent in kindergarten. I thought it said something about her having the flu....

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  23. BodaciousboomerOctober 31, 2010 at 8:00 PM

    Sometimes soul mates are found early.

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  24. shrink on the couchNovember 1, 2010 at 2:08 AM

    Which, of course, is perfectly legal in all states but Delaware.

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  25. WeaselMommaNovember 1, 2010 at 7:14 AM

    Mr. W said the same thing about me last night!

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  26. CSYNovember 1, 2010 at 3:46 PM

    Any self-respecting witch KNOWS you don't drink and FLY...you call up the flying monkeys for a ride!

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  27. KatNovember 7, 2010 at 11:55 AM

    I do believe the legal term for that is flying under the influence.

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