I’d like to add two items to the “Tips for Anorexic’s” list that I started a couple of weeks ago. In addition to putting hot sauce on EVERYTHING and drinking ICE COLD WATER, try these two things.
1. Watch yourself on a movie someone made in your classroom while you were hosting the “first grade dance party”. (Picture the beached whale dancing with tiny water sprites. It AIN’T pretty.)
2. Get in a little bit of trouble at work for your blog.
These are my new top two ways to jumpstart your diet. You can drop four pounds in six days. Fool proof.