I subbed in a kindergarten class years ago. The assignment was to draw a pumpkin as big as the paper with their orange crayon. One child sat there and cried. When I asked him why he was crying he said he couldn't draw with crayons. He could only draw with the computer. He wasn't allowed to use crayons at home. I think he would have been better off being a vegetarian.
I don't even know what to think about that statement. What was he really trying to say that he could get it mixed up with vegetarian? Oh wait.. he probably doesn't know what a vegetarian is.
Right, that's it. I am using that excuse for everything. And I'm not even a vegetarian. Wonder if it works for carnivores? "I can't so that because I'm a carnivore". Hmm not quite got the same ring to it
Hell , I'm using that line for everything now !! ....You want to go to Brooklyn ??? I'm vegetarian !!! You wan't change of a fifty ??? I'm vegetarian !!! You wan't 5 orgasm's !!....I'll try..and have a burger. LMAO
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It's true! I'm a vegetarian, and I can't draw....
Turns out all this time I thought I didn't have any talent. Now I find out I'm a vegetarian.
Kids can come up with great excuses, can't they? Wonder where they heard that one!
What the heck are they using to draw with? Pigs blood?
Happens to carnivores like me, too. I can't draw worth a damn!
Dang! This post has been up up for 10 whole minutes and there are already 3 comments on it!
Ha! If I can't draw does that mean I have to be a vegetarian? 'Cause I would really miss bacon.
I subbed in a kindergarten class years ago. The assignment was to draw a pumpkin as big as the paper with their orange crayon. One child sat there and cried. When I asked him why he was crying he said he couldn't draw with crayons. He could only draw with the computer. He wasn't allowed to use crayons at home. I think he would have been better off being a vegetarian.
LOL! My vegetarian is having "art class" with his big brother right now.
Try the vegetable dye based crayons - the colors are incredible, as well as nutritious.
I can't draw because I'm hypoglycemic
LOL, I can't draw, because I eat too many cookies.
I don't even know what to think about that statement. What was he really trying to say that he could get it mixed up with vegetarian? Oh wait.. he probably doesn't know what a vegetarian is.
Well then, I guess they can't draw.
HAHAHHA!
I grew up to be a vagitarian. It left me with the inability to put my underwear in the hamper.
*draws nicely*
I can't draw because I have no imagination and my fine motor skills simply suck.
I wish it was 'cause I'm a vegitarian.
A HAIRY vegetarian. I am not sure vegetables and hairy stuff go together. Especially in the fridge.
Jack needs some bacon, stat!
Thats NO excuse, I'm a vegetarian and have no drawing skills whatsoever!
There are times when I can't think. What does that make me, I wonder?
I probably couldn't do much if I were a vegetarian. I need meat to keep me alert and sane.
LOL Does that work? Could I use that for say...cleaning the toilets? I'd give up meat if it got me out of bathroom duty!
Being a vegetarian is an excuse for everything these days....
Animal is delicious!
Ha! As a newly ex-vegetarian, I can relate, but I leave the creativity to writing, and not drawing.
Here's a bit about my own recent vegetarian experience: http://www.madtexter.com/2009/05/after-spending-better-part-of-past.html
-Mad
I can't draw because I just ate too much birthday cake:)
I just saw practically the exact comment..insert cookies! I get a c minus for creativity:)
Damn! vegetarians have so many rules and regulations! How the hell are we supposed to keep track of that!?!
"Are you Bi-lingual? No I just like girls" That kid is the new Yogi Berra...
Right, that's it. I am using that excuse for everything.
And I'm not even a vegetarian.
Wonder if it works for carnivores?
"I can't so that because I'm a carnivore". Hmm not quite got the same ring to it
Hippie art teachers around the world take offense...
Sometimes I wish I was a vegetarian. But not when I have to draw something. It's so inhibiting!
I can't draw, and I'm an omnivore. I can't run either.
Hell , I'm using that line for everything now !! ....You want to go to Brooklyn ??? I'm vegetarian !!! You wan't change of a fifty ??? I'm vegetarian !!! You wan't 5 orgasm's !!....I'll try..and have a burger. LMAO
Maybe Jack was planning on eatin the paper?
I'm using that excuse tomorrow~
There you go. I can't sing, I'm a carnivore.
I should probably become a vegetarian to explain all the things that I can't do!
I can write with both hands. I'm amphibious.
Maybe Jack meant he was Presbyterian?
See, that's what happens when you go vegetarian -- you lose all creativity. meat. must. have. it.
Da Goddess
Do you teach at a comedy school?
Poor cabbage head.
You should have given him a vegetarian pencil and a piece of vegetarian paper and told him to get on with it.
Yah! Well, that's why I can't go to work today!
Ha ha! I'm a vegetarian and I'll have to try this excuse more often.. Sorry, can't cook/clean today coz I'm a vegetarian...
LOL! Because a carrot might be harmed if the color orange is used?
Too funny1
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