Last night’s conversation with Bitchy (Who’s now officially finished with her first year at Oregon State University):
Bitchy: "Mom, Sassy called and we need to pick up her birth con---"
“STOP!! STOP!!! STOP!! I told you NEVER TO CALL IT THAT!!!!!”
“Oh my god you are psycho. Okay, okay....we need to pick up her ALLERGY MEDICINE at the store.”
“That’s better. Jesus, this is going to be a long summer, isn’t it?”