6/4/09

Um, what aisle is that in????


Remember Mrs. Wesson, the teacher who told her class the other day that she was having a baby?  Well, here is part TWO of the conversation with her darling Annie…

 

Annie:  “Mrs. Wesson, when I get old like you, I will probably want a baby, too.  But I think I’ll just buy one.”

 

 

 


53 comments:

Kat said...

Smart girl. *chuckle*

Rick Daley said...

The aisle where they sell the Asian food.

Boozy Tooth said...

It works for Angelina and Madonna... why not?

Hit 40 said...

So young and bright! She must be gifted.

WeaselMomma said...

About how much do they run? Do they have consignment shops?

mommakin said...

Are they seasonal? Is there an expiration date?

mo.stoneskin said...

I was gonna mention Madonna, but someone already has. Still, maybe that it is Madonna that influenced that little mind. Buying babies is a nice idea.

"I'll have that one over there. No, not that one, the bald chubby one with the cone-head..."

Unknown said...

damn.. why didn't I think about buying my kids instead of ruining this old body... she's brilliant!

Candy's daily Dandy said...

yeah, cuz they sell those at Target right?

laughingwolf said...

only if they come with user manuals... :O lol

trash talk said...

Well, great...another "made in America" product to be outsourced!
Debbie

for a different kind of girl said...

If it were only that easy! Actually, if it was, my husband would start doing all the shopping to keep the number of kids low here!

tracey.becker1@gmail.com said...

:) I love 5 year olds.

Bobby G said...

OUCH! lol, gotta love when kids say stuff like that! I also would like to know what aisle the babies are in, ill avoid that aisle like the plague!

Rebecca said...

To funny! I wish it was that easy to get a baby! Much easier than 9 months and labor!

Anonymous said...

Children speak the truth. There's a book written by Dr. Suess called "Boners".

My parents gave it to me for Christmas. Before then, I thought 'boner' was just something else.

My goodness, how times and language change!

CSY said...

WOW!!! Does this mean we can return them too? WITH a money back guarantee?

Stephanie said...

Ahh! Imagine if it was that easy :) Too cute.

Everyday Goddess said...

She is destined to be a Real Wife of wherever she lives.

As Cape Cod Turns said...

Maybe KMart will have a blue light special on babies soon. I think I would like to buy one. Maybe they come named and everything like a Cabbage Patch doll!

DKC said...

The real question is, will they take them back during the teenage years?

Ivanhoe said...

Yeah, one is enough ;o)

Jennifer Juniper said...

Got three, will barter.

Melanie said...

I have 3 and I can totally spare 1 or even 2. Give her my number. I'll even pay for shipping.

tiarastantrums said...

I think Annie has the right idea there!

blognut said...

Excellent idea buying babies!

In fact, I've got one for sale now. I mean, he's not exactly a baby or anything, he's 9. But he's cute. And he talks a lot.

On second thought, I guess I'll keep him.

Pollyanna said...

No matter how good a 'customer' you are, the warranty sucks.

They start out soooo cute & innocent and then in just two - three short years they completely breakdown with tantrums and defiance. I've got two and it happened to me both times!

I've heard they grow out of it, but I'm not sure if I'm going to make it long enough to see it :)

J. L. Krueger said...

FOR SALE: Two teenage daughters (Babies tend to eventually turn into such creatures).

On second thought, if you take them, I'll pay you!

Belle said...

I bought my daughter. She was on sale.

Formerly known as Frau said...

Thats so Hollywood!

SkylersDad said...

I could have my own Island Resort with the money I have spent on my kid. I recommend just renting them until the cuteness wears off.

The Gaelic Wife said...

If I had bought mine, maybe it would have saved my figure. It might even have been cheaper than all the gym memberships to work off the extra curves that developed after babies.

Sandee said...

Annie is pretty smart if you ask me. Bwahahahahahaha. Just saying.

Have a terrific day honey. :)

Wunderwoman said...

Goodness, why did no one ever tell us we could BUY them? LOL
Hope there is a good return policy

Pseudo said...

I hear they are giving them away on some days..

Captain Dumbass said...

That kids on to something.

Joanna Jenkins said...

If I knew it worked that way, I'd have gotten a full set.
VEYR cute!

CDB said...

The very FIRST thing that popped into my head when I read this was, "does that mean we can RETURN them??!!!"

Suzy said...

The comments alone are funny. I have nothing to add. For once.

we_be_toys said...

LOL!! You know, buying a baby is a lot easier on the waistline, although probably harder on the wallet!

Sharon Rose said...

Oh how funny. . . you mean you have to be "old"? And now I see in that class, we have a rising star "Angelina"!!!!

tera said...

Too funny. I wish we could have bought one... adoption is such a pain in the patootie! But alas, I am far too old to be doing that kind of shopping now! :)

Unknown said...

It pains me to think that today's kids want to 'buy' everything! What happened to making your own whatever? In this case, when that kid gets older, they'll know making a baby is a much better deal!

Char said...

Would be nice if they could be bought already potty trained.

Sandi said...

I buy my babies too! It's much easier.

SweetPeaSurry said...

Yes ... blackmarket babies ... the WAVE of the future!!! Oh that Annie!

Deidre said...

Wait, you mean that's not how you get babies?

Bobbi said...

I'm relieved to know they sell them now, now I don't have to ruin my body. But can I return them if they're defective if I keep my receipt?

Chris said...

Hey, why get huge, have your ankles swell, complain all the time, and get strech marks when you can just write a check? Sounds like the kid has her poop together.

Always glad to see another educators blog. But 817 Followers? How the hell does THAT happen?

shrink on the couch said...

Wait for the two-for-one sale, whatever you do!

Lawyer Mom said...

Mr. M asked me to buy him a sister -- even though he's never heard that "how much is that doggie in the window?" song. I think it was the BabiesRUs store that threw him.

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