7/17/09

King Me...

(I'm going to repost a couple of my funnies from last year. They make me laugh...)



Today during sharing…


Sally: "My mom is getting surgery in her mouth today."
Me: "Oh why...what is she having done?"
Sally: "She's getting a king."
Me: "Um, do you mean a crown?"
Sally: Oh yeah...a crown."




Quote of the day: "Sometimes I make soap tea .... but it doesn't taste so good."



40 comments:

Hit 40 said...

I never admit to any pain when i go for a dental check up!!! If they can not find a problem, WHY GIVE THEM IDEAS TO DRILL!!!

Not The Rockefellers said...

A king in the mouth?
Does that trump a Jack in the box?

Hmmm....

Peace - Rene

♥ Braja said...

I don't want to think about this....the comment possibilities are frightening me.

Rick Daley said...

Soap tea may not taste goo, but it sure cleans your colon.

Em said...

Per usual, what Braja said.

"Jack in the box"...bwwahhahaa!

I'm leaving now.

only a movie said...

Oh that's gold.

Tammy Howard said...

Oh - oh - (yeah, wiser than I haven't touched it...)

SkylersDad said...

That is pure gold, the joke, not the crown.

Coco said...

Love the cat pic.

Kathy B! said...

That IS a good one :)

SweetMelissa said...

Laugh, YES!

God I want to make a lime helmut for my cat (the little witch).

B said...

My 5 yr old student A told me her daddy was having surgery one day in his mouth because he was losing his mind.

dizzblnd said...

I remember this one! Laughed just as hard this time too. I am glad you kept your posts and are able to provide us with fond memories!

Real Live Lesbian said...

Hahahaha....


wisely leaving it alone. ;)

Dana's Brain said...

I'd take a crown - except I want one to wear on my head! Jewel encrusted preferred!

mo.stoneskin said...

That photo is fantastic. As was the dialogue. I've noticed that you're fast approaching the 1000 followers mark. I expect that to celebrate reaching 1000 you'll post by singing an ego-flattering song about yours truly. Right?

Twenty-Something said...

I have the same problem with my mud pies!

Lorraine said...

I know if I don't write it down right away it's lost. Then again, what's written down in haste is not always legible!!!

What ARE you going to do when you hit 1,000? Looks like the good word is getting around!

buffalodick said...

Yesterday, your post reminded me to pick up a jug of milk.. today you just reminded me to call my dentist- one of my Kings is loose...

Comedy Goddess said...

Were you guys playing Password?

Dreamgirl said...

hihihi... funny!

Just stopped by on a visit from SITS. What a great blog! I hope you have a great weekend and that you'll visit me too at Sweeterliving...

Greetings from Spain

Ann's Rants said...

re soap tea:

Last week I made the HUGE error of allowing 2.5 to use my old spices to make "soup" in a bucket on the deck.

It was VILE and I STILL smell curry.

Captain Dumbass said...

My minions had a sprinkler and a pile of soil for the garden yesterday. It was... entertaining.

Julie said...

Now that's funny.

Come visit my blog today, I have a funny story too.... :)

Anna See said...

Smile. This is too cute. My daughter wondered why "Amazing Grace" talked about "Toilet snails." (toils and snares)

Anna See said...

Smile. This is too cute. My daughter wondered why "Amazing Grace" talked about "Toilet snails." (toils and snares)

Kris said...

HAHAHA!

Sara said...

I love that picture.

*Akilah Sakai* said...

Oh yeah, that's a good one.

Cute Kitty. Why the need for a helmet? Does it walk into walls?

Lisa said...

Kids are a constant source of humor. And other things.

Anne said...

It is official...I am a first grade teacher next year. As a third grade teacher I love joking with my students...I'm guessing sarcasm won't fly w/the first graders, luckily I am sure they will provide the laughs for me... Can't wait... free blog materials!

Ladybird World Mother said...

Love it!
Had a little boy today at nursery who came ROARING out of toilet... yelling 'SURPRISE!'
No reason. Nothing doing. No surprise. Just felt like yelling. Made us all laugh. XX

Toni said...

If only what went on at a dentists was as elegant-sounding as a Kind and crown. Oh to wish.

Desert Songbird said...

Okay, am I just a numbskull, or did you change the name of your blog within the last or so? Or did you change it when you got your new template? I'm slow; must be the heat.

Sandy said...

I understand why you repeated them.....hysterical

Joanie said...

That one freaking kills me

AS Amber said...

Loved it last time; loved it this time.

(Did I use the semi-colon correctly?)

Whiney Momma said...

Love that...kids are so awesome when they tell stories!

Snow White said...

I had some soap tea last night! Bubbles help settle my stomach.

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