Thanks for waking me up last night at MIDNIGHT to tell me that Sassy was sneaking out of the house to meet some boys in the backyard.
Can’t you just leave her alone? Did anyone wake me up and tell me when YOU snuck out of the house??? (And if I recall correctly, that was the night you got your first kiss. sigh. good times.)
I would never have found out about THAT if one of the girls hadn’t snitched to another girl who in turn told her MOTHER who was my BEST FRIEND. Yeah. That was a fun phone call.
Now, leave me alone and just let me sleep in ignorant bliss like every other parent in the world. Jesus. There are just some things I don’t need to know.
(Frankly, I’m too exhausted to be grounding anyone right now…and you should know by now we parents pick and choose our battles. This is one I’m not picking.)
Love you more than you know,