Dear Jergens Skin Firming Moisturizing (Firmer Skin in 2 weeks!) Lotion.
I’ve been using this stuff for two years and frankly, I think it’s doing the opposite.
I’d like my money back.
A somewhat saggy vodkamom.
LOL! We ought to start a campaign for more realistic advertising. We could have products like Saggy Bottom cream, Baggy Jowls Face cream, Putting the orange peel into cellulite non-firming lotion - and so on!
You know what I hate? The commercials for those "cellulite-reducing" lotions where the models are women who wouldn't have cellulite in the first-damn-place. Show me that it works on some cottage cheese thighs like my own, and I'll sleep in a vat of it!
You must have missed the tiny asterisk that's so tiny you can hardly see it with a microscope *based on our test of 15 year old modelsperhaps?
Haha ooh I hate those anti-wrinkle creams and their ads with teenagers putting the cream on their face!
lol sorry! I love it! But I bet you still apply it cause you never know!
I'm so sorry you fell for this one. Being a copy writer me-self for ads I know how much we have to lie through our teeth about how good a particular product.Have a great Sunday!
lol...ok, sorry, laughing with you, right?
Total bullshit. I've been using it for years and my ass is far from firm.
Hmmm - firmer than WHAT?
Two years? You should be made of the stuff by now.
You been drinking Jergen-tinis or applying it to unfirm areas?
Ain't nothin' nowhere that can save my saggin' parts!
Are you sure you're using it the right way? Maybe you're supposed to mix it in your coffee or something? haha
Ha ha ha. And you believe in tooth fairy too I guess?
If you feel any better, I tried it on my boyfriend's penis, and it didn't firm him up either--ha ha.Secretia
Yeah, firm like tofu....
I turned on the TV Thursday and there was an infomercial on that said "Look younger in 90 seconds!" Wow! Just think what one day of that product would do!
LMAO! at Secretias Penis comment!I tried some of that cream myself, and I got firm, for a few minutes, anyway! hahaha!
I'd say I'm laughing at you but given what I see in the mirror... it would be more like laughing with you. I love your honesty.
A lotion by any other name would fail just as miserably at stemming the ravages of time : (
I don't know Vodkamom; think of how worse it might be if you WEREN'T using it...I mean, it's not like Jergen's would LIE to you or anything. It's not like they're one of your students. Or your kids. Right?
was the rubbing fun at least?saggy bottoms unite!
Let me know if you do find a miracle lotion!
yeah don't bother with Not Your daughter's jeans either. they say they tummy tuck BUT THEY LIE
Ya, if this stuff worked they wouldn't be able to make it fast enough and we'd see women piled on top of eachother in aisles everywhere.
I'm sure it can firm "something" up...
Think how bad it would be if you HADN'T been using firmer upper?
Funny! We all deserve our money back.
You said it! It's all crap but we keep hoping...only thing that's gonna tone my toosh is shutting my mouth and moving my ass. And frankly I'm not to good at doing either!
I'd say that's fair.
lol, I'm using Nivea firm and it smells bad! Oh well the lengths we go through to get firm!
Hilarious...count me in. I want my money back tooStopping by from SITS
Try dry brushing. It sounds weird but really works!
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