12/9/09

Does this make my lips look big????



Dear MOTHER,

You know that Burt's Bees Lip Balm you stole from my room two months ago? (Yeah, you thought I didn't notice...) Well, it's REALLY Cuticle Cream. You've been spreading cuticle cream on your lips for two months and DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT. That's what YOU get for calling ME a you know what..

Oh, and yes, I DO love being a pain. It's my special talent.


Wait. WHY ISN'T MY PHONE WORKING??????? MOM!!!!!!! You are SUCH a &$@#!!!!!!!!


ARGHHHHHHHH,


Sassy.

44 comments:

Chocolate Covered Daydreams said...

Payback??? Sounds like you reminded her who the boss is!

Anne said...

Sorry for your loss.

wfbdoglover said...

OH, don't feel bad... I did the same thing - probably longer... BTW, it also works great on the bottom of your dogs feet in the long winters...

Joanna Jenkins said...

Whoa! Cuticle Cream. Don't tell your Mom I'm laughing
;-)

Aunt Becky said...

Bwahahaha!

Frau said...

Hee Hee !! Payback is a bitch!

mo.stoneskin said...

You put Cuticle Cream on her phone?

Being Brazen said...

HAHAHAHA!!!! sounds like me and my mom

otin said...

You know, sometimes my mind goes places that it shouldn't LOL!

WeaselMomma said...

hehehehehehehehe. The power of paying for the cell phone.

The Peach Tart said...

Yikes.

Michele said...

You are passing down an important life lesson to her. "Mom holds all the power." What a great mom you are. Taking the time to teach her these things. They'll come in plenty handy when she has her own. She'll thank you later. Probably much much much later.

Jan said...

I bet you have some of the most well-manicured lips in town, though.

Gaston Studio said...

Hey, Burt's Bees stuff is good for just about anything Sassy, so VodkaMom wins, yet again!

Elenka said...

Good one, Mom.
Are your lips any plumper? You never know, you might have discovered something new!

Yvonne said...

A case of... using BEFORE reading! Haha. Funny. Looks like a lip gloss container to me too!

Frogs in my formula said...

Does it work??

Merrily Down the Stream said...

Big hugs for you and family.

Keyona said...

Ha! You gotta admit that is pretty funny! LOL!

Brian Miller said...

lol. and the battle rages on...

Mrs. E said...

Like mother, like daughter...just sayin'!!

Vodka Mom said...

My lips are soft and luscious, and not a CUTICLE in sight.

ha ha

Sara said...

This is what happens when the kids forget who runs the show.

It's the same reason you should be kind to your waiters and waitresses.

Well done.

McSass said...

AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Tamara said...

Cuticle Cream!?! OMG hahahaha sorry for laughing...are your lips softer now?? Probably removed them not made them look bigger. hahaha

And yup...i've done the turn off the cell phone thing too.

Tamara said...

Oh my gosh...i just saw that you lost your uncle. I'm so very sorry.

mepsipax said...

What the hell. That is messed up. Pranking children is awesome. You have my envy.

Sprite's Keeper said...

Ha! Pucker up!
xoxo

Steven Anthony said...

LMAO.....paybacks are a bitch ;)

Meeko Fabulous said...

LoL! I need to teach Sassy a couple of lessons to help her get further in her teenage life . . . Never bite the hand that feeds you . . . Mommy giveth and Mommy taketh away . . . LoL! Hope you're having a good day! :)

gretchen said...

Hehehehehe. I guess that's better than...I don't know...anti-fungal cream or something.

Julie said...

bahaha that's hysterical! hope the phone gets fixed!

Deb Thaxton said...

-->Classic! Tell her, You're not the boss of me!

Not The Rockefellers said...

Heeeeeyyyy! Thanks for the mention!
And I love the Burt's Bees stuff.. Lip shimmer in Cocoa, awesome.

Peace ~ Rene

Roshni Mitra Chintalapati said...

ehh!! Its just cream! Where does it matter where you put it?!?!

only a movie said...

I remember this one...
So sorry for your loss.
xoxo

Chris Mancini said...

Sometimes it's helpful to have a "play phone" for the parents and in-laws when they visit.

Midwest Mommy said...

Ha! That's great!

Santa Claus said...

HO HO HO!!! Merry Christmas!!!

Mary@Holy Mackerel said...

Good one!

I use Vaseline on my labia --- I mean, my lips. Will it hurt me?

Cora said...

At least it wasn't Monistat.

Joanie said...

um, at least it wasn't anal bleach. yeah, that's a real thing.

Anonymous said...

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And you et an account on Twitter?

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