Dear MOTHER,
You know that Burt's Bees Lip Balm you stole from my room two months ago? (Yeah, you thought I didn't notice...) Well, it's REALLY Cuticle Cream. You've been spreading cuticle cream on your lips for two months and DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT. That's what YOU get for calling ME a you know what..
Oh, and yes, I DO love being a pain. It's my special talent.
Wait. WHY ISN'T MY PHONE WORKING??????? MOM!!!!!!! You are SUCH a &$@#!!!!!!!!
ARGHHHHHHHH,
Sassy.
46 comments:
Payback??? Sounds like you reminded her who the boss is!
Sorry for your loss.
OH, don't feel bad... I did the same thing - probably longer... BTW, it also works great on the bottom of your dogs feet in the long winters...
Whoa! Cuticle Cream. Don't tell your Mom I'm laughing
;-)
Bwahahaha!
Hee Hee !! Payback is a bitch!
You put Cuticle Cream on her phone?
HAHAHAHA!!!! sounds like me and my mom
You know, sometimes my mind goes places that it shouldn't LOL!
hehehehehehehehe. The power of paying for the cell phone.
Yikes.
You are passing down an important life lesson to her. "Mom holds all the power." What a great mom you are. Taking the time to teach her these things. They'll come in plenty handy when she has her own. She'll thank you later. Probably much much much later.
I bet you have some of the most well-manicured lips in town, though.
Hey, Burt's Bees stuff is good for just about anything Sassy, so VodkaMom wins, yet again!
Good one, Mom.
Are your lips any plumper? You never know, you might have discovered something new!
A case of... using BEFORE reading! Haha. Funny. Looks like a lip gloss container to me too!
Does it work??
Big hugs for you and family.
Ha! You gotta admit that is pretty funny! LOL!
lol. and the battle rages on...
Like mother, like daughter...just sayin'!!
My lips are soft and luscious, and not a CUTICLE in sight.
ha ha
This is what happens when the kids forget who runs the show.
It's the same reason you should be kind to your waiters and waitresses.
Well done.
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Cuticle Cream!?! OMG hahahaha sorry for laughing...are your lips softer now?? Probably removed them not made them look bigger. hahaha
And yup...i've done the turn off the cell phone thing too.
Oh my gosh...i just saw that you lost your uncle. I'm so very sorry.
What the hell. That is messed up. Pranking children is awesome. You have my envy.
Ha! Pucker up!
xoxo
LMAO.....paybacks are a bitch ;)
LoL! I need to teach Sassy a couple of lessons to help her get further in her teenage life . . . Never bite the hand that feeds you . . . Mommy giveth and Mommy taketh away . . . LoL! Hope you're having a good day! :)
Hehehehehe. I guess that's better than...I don't know...anti-fungal cream or something.
bahaha that's hysterical! hope the phone gets fixed!
-->Classic! Tell her, You're not the boss of me!
Heeeeeyyyy! Thanks for the mention!
And I love the Burt's Bees stuff.. Lip shimmer in Cocoa, awesome.
Peace ~ Rene
ehh!! Its just cream! Where does it matter where you put it?!?!
I remember this one...
So sorry for your loss.
xoxo
Sometimes it's helpful to have a "play phone" for the parents and in-laws when they visit.
Ha! That's great!
HO HO HO!!! Merry Christmas!!!
Good one!
I use Vaseline on my labia --- I mean, my lips. Will it hurt me?
At least it wasn't Monistat.
um, at least it wasn't anal bleach. yeah, that's a real thing.
I want to quote your post in my blog. It can?
And you et an account on Twitter?
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