This was my conversation with The Golden Boy last night, after he and his dad returned from hunting camp.
"Mom this day was A. Bismal.
First, I was FROZEN in the woods.
Second, well, we hit a DEER with the truck on the way home and dad’s grill is smashed. AND it scared me.
Third, I fell off a LADDER. That hurt.
Fourth. Wait, I know there’s more........ Fourth, Cincinnati won.
Fifth, Dad has to go back to camp tomorrow.
And sixth, I had to poop in the woods.
(Medium part two, if you care...)