10/13/10

Someone ELSE has to teach him to do that.


Note to all tween boys riding to school in their mother's cars:


When attempting to spit a HUMUNGOUS disgusting thing from your mouth OUT the passenger side window, make sure it's completely down.


Or practice your aim.




I am still nauseous, and I teach KINDERGARTEN. jesus.

45 comments:

Momo Fali said...

Ew! Not how you wanted to start your day and also not what I should have read right after dinner!

geekbabe said...

Yuck! what a dreadful way to start your day! Of course I should thank you, my dinner will be a LOT smaller after reading this!

A Mom on Spin said...

Happy 21st to Bitchy!

And let's pray that everything she imbibes stays down. . . if not, let's hope her aim is good!

Gigi said...

Oh gross! What is it with boys and spitting?!?! And it's not just the tween boys - the teens do it too.

Steven Anthony said...

hahahah I think I just threw up a bit in my mouth ;) boys, we really are gross, arent we? :)

Rene/ Not The Rockefellers said...

First of all, Happy Birthday Bitchy!
Have fun but be careful :)

Plus? If you happen to be sitting in the back seat, directly behind a spitter who remembers to roll the window down, make sure yours is up

yeah...been there
not pleasant

Vodka Logic said...

Yes boys are gross... good luck

Brian Miller said...

hehe....he just needs to practice more...smiles.

Missy said...

I have a Tween Son! It is an awful thing to watch...

Snappy Di said...

They make me sick even if they do aim down and hit the ground. What a disgusting male habit. ugh.

Di

noexcuses said...

Better phlegm than puke... It is still disgusting, however!

yogurt said...

But I can't think of a better lesson for the kid - he's got to clean it up. Or let's hope so. Our luck he has a maid do it for him.

Rick Daley said...

Clean it? Just roll the window the rest of the way down, then roll it back up. Simple.

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jennerilizations said...

Ack! After seeing what my husband did "in our bathroom", I've decided boys are just always going to be a little yucky.

Cheryl D. said...

That is so gross!

J.J. in L.A. said...

With numerous uncles, 5 brothers, their friends, their friend's friends, etc., I've seen more 'luggies' than I care to remember. And, yes, a LOT of them were on car windows. *shudder*

Yet another reason to be glad I'm a girl.

Nedine Says said...

Will someone please explain why those with a Y chromosome NEED to spit ? It is right up there at the top of my list of things that are too disgusting for words.

Cheryl said...

I'm late. I coulda lived without the lunger but missing Bitchy's birthday? Not good.

Happy Belated to you both.

Ang said...

AACK!! Nasty!
Doesn't help that all the sports they watch, those guys spit all over the place. I like football, but the closeups are just disgusting...nonstop spitting. Baseball is worse.

Cora said...

UGH!! Reminds me of a lady I worked with who coughed up something foul and spit it out ONTO THE MIRROR IN THE HALLWAY.

AND.

LEFT.

IT.

THERE.

A grown woman! Jeeeeeeeeez.

Catch the Kids said...

I have three of these blighters. And they never cease to amaze me with the yuck they can produce.

I suggest darker sunglasses.

peewee said...

heh heh.

CSY said...

Ok, as a girl I get the 'gross' comments. BUT I grew up with 3 brothers and when my mother FINALLY blessed me with a sister, the FIRST thing I taught her? How to spit! But if EITHER of my boys loogied on my window - they'd be cleaning the WHOLE damn car! EVEN their sister's loogies!!!

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Captain Dumbass said...

That's a pretty amatuer move, I'd be making fun of him if I were you. At least then he'll work on his aim.

Bodaciousboomer said...

BARF!!

Candy's daily Dandy said...

Little boy lungees are utterly digusting.

beth said...

One more hint from a Mom that knows too well: never sit in the seat behind a tween boy when both windows down. Enough said.

Teisha said...

Vomit. That's why God gave me girls. Girls don't spit, right? Well, if they do it's pink and purple and would look nice on the car window.

Joanie M said...

What is it with the male species and spitting? Gross!

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MaryBeth said...

Ha ha! My son was about that age when that happened on the bus - I had to go in and talk to the assistant principal. He learned to spit like a pro after that!