10/2/11

We aren't even ON the letter U.




The kids came into school on Friday morning and I sat at the table with Grace as she worked on the morning activity.  



“How are you this morning, Grace?” I asked, wondering why she was a bit quieter than usual.



“I’m okay.  My mom’s in the hospital!” she said dramatically.



“Oh, my!” I said, wide-eyed.  “I hope she’s okay!”






“She’s having her universe removed.”







(I’m sorry.  I can’t add anything else cause I’m still cleaning the coffee out of the carpet.   Carry on.) 

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh my hysterical

Brian Miller said...

oh my goodness...
thank goodness it was not a black hole...or....no i will stop...

wow...

Scope said...

How do you clean your Universe? Comet!

Pam@OurAdventuresInHomeImprovement said...

That is hilarious! I love it!

Pam

Rachel Cotterill said...

Ouch, I bet that hurts! I kind of need my universe. :D

Gigi said...

Now, I'm cleaning coffee off the keyboard!

Stacy Uncorked said...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That is all.

aBroad said...

I got a twinge in my universe at the thought !

Brittany {Mommy Words} said...

That is priceless! That kind of laugh is exactly why I had kids. I LOVE it!

Joanie said...

Hahahahahaha!!!!!!! I love Grace!!

Japolina said...

That is cuter than my friend's kid calling the president Broccoli obama!

Suzy said...

Thank God you don't teach adults. We aren't nearly as funny.

Desert Songbird said...

OOOOOhhhhhh.....so THAT'S why I'm still in pain after all these weeks. They removed my UNIVERSE instead of that other lady part! Well...I guess it's back to bed for me. I'm worlds away from healing all the way.

Fragrant Liar said...

Bwaahahahahaha. I had my universe removed too, and ever since then I've been a twinkly star when the once-a-month DOESN'T orbit around. Plus, there's still plenty of space for otherworldly pursuits in there. Just sayin'.

MaryBeth said...

Give that girl a big hug for me - I needed that laugh today.
I'm disausted.

p.s. Scope - you are pretty great yourself.

UrbanCountryMom said...

I love it! Ha!

Sherri said...

Hahahahahaha! Love it!

LOLA said...

My universe went kaput long ago. I've never missed it. Thanks for keeping us laughing.

Love,
Lola

Carole @ Blue Chateau Interiors said...

ODG, that was Effen (as in vodka) hysterical!

So glad I found your blog! Following you now. :)