Try this at work....I dare you.

I’ve decided that HANDS DOWN Telling Sharing is the best way to start the day.   I offer you Exhibits 1, 2, and 3 from today.

“Boys and girls, does anyone have any telling sharing today?”

“I do!” One said, “Last night I had a t-ball game and got hit in the mouth with the BALL and the dentist had to glue my tooth back together!”  He smiled proudly for the group.

“Well, my mom took us to Sweet Frog for yogurt last night!” said Two. "It was so yummy!"

I pointed to the adorable Three, who was waving her hand furiously.  “Well, in the summer when my dad has to use the bathroom, he looks at us and says ‘Well, it’s time to go drop the kids off in the pool!’”  

We were all laughing hysterically (And when I say we I really mean all the adults in the room) when I heard one boy turn to Three, “What does that mean, anyway?” 

She shrugged her shoulders. “I don’t really get it either, but it must be pretty funny.” 


Brian Miller said...

oh my...smiles...there is nothing safe, they will repeat it...and at conferences you can ask him how the kids are swimming...errr....

Scope said...

At least you don't live closer to Cleveland, where the the phrase is "Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl."

Jocelyn said...

I never tire of classroom vignettes or kids passing on stories they don't actually understand.

And Dad there? The one who "drops the kids off at the pool"?

A real charmer, that one.

Gigi said...

Oh my! You'd think the parents would realize that everything they say gets parroted back at school.

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