Hide that. Wait, not THERE!

At our math stations our classroom para, Mrs. Jones, was in charge of the dice. She noticed there was a booger stuck to John's finger that was holding a die.

"John, go wash that off your hands right now!"

"That' s okay," he said quickly,  "I'll just put it in my pocket."

I don't think we'll be using the dice for a while.


Lee Ryan said...

He was obviously saving it for later when he might be hungry.

Unknown said...

not unless its in Sydney..sob....

Angie Ledbetter said...

Smart one, that John. Saving up for a rainy day. :)

Unknown said...

How do you make a handkerchief dance?
Put a little boogie in it!

Kindergartener's make an incredible amount of snot.

Good Job scoring the BlogHer! You have my permission to drop my name in casual conversation, Please. :)

You will, no doubt, be the belle of the ball!

Peace - Rene

WeaselMomma said...

So glad that you got a ticket!!!!!!
I will be there. It's practically mt backyard.

Unknown said...

I wish!

Kate Coveny Hood said...

Unfortunately, I'll be leaving for a family vacation that Saturday - so not this year! It's a bummer since I've never been before. But I only started this last summer - so "never" may be a little extreme...

Maybe next year!

expateek said...

I'll be there. Shall we play craps poolside? BYO DICE...

Hit 40 said...

I am so happy for you! I hope you have a blast at blogher.

Give us details upon your return.

Hopefully, no ass throws up Blooms Taxonomy on an overhead like you have never seen this before in your whole life!!!!!! Sorry... 19 years of staff non development!!

DKC said...

Have a wonderful time! *cough*jealous*cough*

Kids and snot - how is it possible they produce so much??

blognut said...

I live nearby, but I have no ticket to Blogher. I'd love to meet up with some folks for drinks, though.

Captain Dumbass said...

I'm waiting for BlogHim in Vancouver. They have that, right?

Joanie said...

Kids and boogers crack me up.

Caught LD with half his finger up his nose the other night and I couldn't help laughing. Then I swatted at him with a magazine and shouted for him to go wash his hands and to stay far, far away from me.

As for BlogHer: not I, said the little pig. But I'm going to Alaska for a few days if that means anything.

Da Goddess

Smart Mouth Broad said...

Ewwwww. I'm so glad I had girls.

Not going. :-( Have fun for both of us.

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

where do you suppose those kids GET all that snot??? man...

smiles, bee

i wish i was going, but no... ps.

Unknown said...

ewwwwwwww I hope that just means he didn't have anywhere better to put it and not saving it for later.

I wish I could go to Blogher.. but alas.. I cannot :( I know you all will have a blast and I am happy for those of you who do get to go

An Unlikely Retirement said...

Exciting! Have a fabulous time, and I want to hear ALL about it.

KMcJoseph said...

I only pick my bloggers in private.

It's gross I know.

Anonymous said...

Nice. I will not miss the snot and boogers this summer when school ends.

Fancy Schmancy said...

Hope you have a great time!

Mrs4444 said...

Pretty gross. Yes! I'm going to BlogHer!! See you there :)

*Akilah Sakai* said...

Maybe he wanted to take it home to add it to a collection or something.

CONGRATS on the BlogHer ticket! You ladies try not to get arrested. ;D

Sandi said...

Thanks for letting me drag your fanny there! I am so excited to hang out with you for a few days!

April said...

sure wish i could go... but we taint got no cash :-/ hope you have a blast!!!

Roshni said...

yeah, he might need it later when he gets hungry!!

Suzy said...


shrink on the couch said...

In the pocket beats on the wall anyday!

As Cape Cod Turns said...

I too am going to Blogher! Yippee! I'll be one of the hoards trying to meet you. You are also heading East to Mystic? I am in Texas at the jumprope nationals from the 23-29th, is that when you are in Mystic? I hope not, because I would be HAPPY to drive down there and say hi!!!
my email is linnell230@comcast.net

Desert Songbird said...

Ten-year-old boys are not better. Yuck.

J- said...

I wish we were going, we live right in good ol' chi-town too, but alas no dice.

Yolanda said...


Christy said...

I'm going! I'm only attending the Friday sessions, but I'll be there all weekend. Hope to meet you!

Magpie said...

Yeah! I'll meet you at BlogHer!

SSP said...

i will be in chicago for completely unrelated reasons, but hope to sneak over and meet some of the amazing women I read!!

Mommy Mo said...

I'm going to Blogher!

Anonymous said...



Unknown said...

Yep....we have that sort of thing happening in our room all of the time too. Hand sanitizer ...can't get enough of it.

The Daily Cupcake…A Kindergarten Blog

Marissa said...

Send a sympathy card to his mom or whoever does his laundry...

You may want to start requesting gallons of anti bac from BandBW along with the box tops and books--booger glue needs to be fought with the serious stuff!

Ellie Mae said...

Yet another reason I dislike checking my sons' pockets when doing laundry!!!! YUCK!

Suzie said...

At least its just snot....

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