5/15/09

I needed a laugh

and my best friend sent me this...





'I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.'
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

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'Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.'
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC
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'I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix ' -- Dan Quayle while campaigning
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60 comments:

Beth said...

God, I miss Dan Quayle.

Tammy Howard said...

And Marion Barry...

Yvonne said...

when they open their mouths...
dumb words come out!
this was funny

Hit 40 said...

THIS IS WHY WE HAVE OVER 11 TRILLION IF DEBT!!!

BUNCH OF FREAKING IDIOTS RUNNING THINGS!!!

I must go calm now and get more chocolate :-(

Angie Ledbetter said...

Where has all the laughter gone...? :)

darsden said...

LOL that is funny...

I hear ya Hit 40 and agree

Coco said...

Is it me or do people make you feel like a rocket scientist?

Geez

CSquaredPlus3 said...

I remember when Dan Quayle said that! Kinda like Sarah Palin being able to see Russia...

Happy Friday!

Rick Daley said...

The Obvious is a complex beast for some people.

~E said...

potatoe

Cora said...

Pffffft! Ha ha ha! It's deja vu all over again.

Gaston Studio said...

Comedy relief from the unexpected.

mo.stoneskin said...

I've always firmly believed that you should run for President.

Bobbi said...

That just made me feel better about myself!

dizzblnd said...

Thank your friend for me.. those were great! Thanks for passing them on! I hope you are doing well ;)

CSY said...

Thank you for sharing! I SO needed a laugh this morning!

Scope said...

I am so smart.
I am so smart.
S-M-R-T.
I mean S-M-A-R-T.

- Homer J. Simpson

Janie at Sounding Forth said...

I could do better quotes than that, because I love Pennsylvania. I practically grew up in Texas. And we ain't got zero crime rape.

Jeanne said...

Me, too! Thanks for the laugh.

Christy said...

So glad you're feeling better!
That last quote is hysterical - of course the others are too!

Under the Influence said...

Some people just should NOT open their mouths. Of course, if they didn't, who would we laugh at?

a mouthy irish woman? ridiculous! said...

copy that mama! ad my comment "i want to stab myself in the eye with a protractor(i meant compass).

yeah, i'm rolling in this week.

xo

for a different kind of girl said...

The whole 'killings' thing really can drive a place down. Pesky things, they are.

Silicone Momma said...

that really makes me feel so much better about myself!

Me, You, or Ellie said...

Three Yogi-isms, and no Yogi!

Ellie

Kat said...

I lived outside of DC when the whole coke with the whore scandal went down...fun times. Even as a kid I remember seeing the grainy video on the TV during the nightly news.

Kathy's Klothesline said...

Mother was right....I am smarter than every body else!

Cookie Crums said...

Wow!! Too funny! Thanks for the laugh to get my Friday going.

J. L. Krueger said...

How unlucky to be in the public eye. You can't get away with too many stupid comments. Sooner or later someone will put it out there for everyone to see.

Funny!

Lee Ryan said...

HaHaHaHa!!

A Lawyer Mom's Musings said...

I miss Carter's nucular.

Sue said...

Thanks for the laughs, I have forgotten about good ole Dan!!
Sue

Writer Dad said...

All three are funny, but Marion Barry has to be my favorite.

Shawn said...

Uh oh...my fear is that someday when I'm rich and famous, my blog will be used against me!

And I will be S-O-L then! Bwahahaha!

The Blue Ridge Gal said...

They really have some "DUH" moments don't they? But what wonderful entertainment for all the rest of us.

Di
The Blue Ridge Gal

For Myself said...

Oy.

Dr Zibbs said...

Dumb.

Dumber.

And Dumbest.

zelzee said...

And as long as we have politicians..........we will always have comic relief!

Roshni Mitra Chintalapati said...

How about the Yogi Berra series...

"its like deja vu all over again"

"Its not over till its over"

"You should go to other people's funerals so they come to yours too"

"I didn't say half the things I said"

Cjengo said...

LOVE IT!

Mango Girl said...

From the mouths of... idiots!

Suzanne said...

As someone who has undoubtedly said something just as clever when tired or distracted, I will not cast aspertions (or try to spell the word correctly.)

Jeve said...

I believe it was Bush who said "heterosexual marriage" should be between a man and a woman. Drrr...

This IS The Fun Part! said...

Was it Murphy who said, "Everyone will reach their level of incompetence."

Nate Fakes said...

Those are hilarious!

KMcJoseph said...

Marion Barry for President!

slouching mom said...

Ahh, Dan Quayle. How could I have forgotten?

Kate Coveny Hood said...

My father was a DC advertising creative director and actually did ads for MB's first campaign. He had a framed poster in his office for years. I was in high school when people were walking around around with "I saw the tape and the bitch set him up" t-shirts. Too funny!

Andrea's Sweet Life said...

I practically grew up in Germany. I sure love the Polish!

Char said...

...and mouths open, removing all doubt. Can't say though that I miss Dan Qualye (Mr Potatoe Head).

♥ Braja said...

I need a laugh too...got any drugs???

xoxo

The Muse said...

and they are all men....odd...funny...strange! LOL

Counselormama said...

Stupid statements make me laugh!!

Smart Mouth Broad said...

I had completely forgotten about Dan Quayle..........and I'm a Hoosier!

Captain Dumbass said...

So few words can bring such joy.

Midlife Jobhunter said...

Gotta laugh! or make potatoes.

LadyFi said...

I love these brilliant role models!

Buggys said...

Marion Barry is the best! Dan Quayle...is this the best America has to offer?

phd in yogurtry said...

Oh that Danny Boy, the gift that kept on giving.

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