and my best friend sent me this...
'I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.'
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
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'Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.'
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC
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'I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix ' -- Dan Quayle while campaigning
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'Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.'
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC
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'I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix ' -- Dan Quayle while campaigning
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58 comments:
God, I miss Dan Quayle.
And Marion Barry...
when they open their mouths...
dumb words come out!
this was funny
THIS IS WHY WE HAVE OVER 11 TRILLION IF DEBT!!!
BUNCH OF FREAKING IDIOTS RUNNING THINGS!!!
I must go calm now and get more chocolate :-(
Where has all the laughter gone...? :)
LOL that is funny...
I hear ya Hit 40 and agree
Is it me or do people make you feel like a rocket scientist?
Geez
I remember when Dan Quayle said that! Kinda like Sarah Palin being able to see Russia...
Happy Friday!
The Obvious is a complex beast for some people.
potatoe
Pffffft! Ha ha ha! It's deja vu all over again.
Comedy relief from the unexpected.
I've always firmly believed that you should run for President.
That just made me feel better about myself!
Thank your friend for me.. those were great! Thanks for passing them on! I hope you are doing well ;)
Thank you for sharing! I SO needed a laugh this morning!
I am so smart.
I am so smart.
S-M-R-T.
I mean S-M-A-R-T.
- Homer J. Simpson
I could do better quotes than that, because I love Pennsylvania. I practically grew up in Texas. And we ain't got zero crime rape.
Me, too! Thanks for the laugh.
So glad you're feeling better!
That last quote is hysterical - of course the others are too!
Some people just should NOT open their mouths. Of course, if they didn't, who would we laugh at?
copy that mama! ad my comment "i want to stab myself in the eye with a protractor(i meant compass).
yeah, i'm rolling in this week.
xo
The whole 'killings' thing really can drive a place down. Pesky things, they are.
that really makes me feel so much better about myself!
Three Yogi-isms, and no Yogi!
Ellie
I lived outside of DC when the whole coke with the whore scandal went down...fun times. Even as a kid I remember seeing the grainy video on the TV during the nightly news.
Mother was right....I am smarter than every body else!
Wow!! Too funny! Thanks for the laugh to get my Friday going.
How unlucky to be in the public eye. You can't get away with too many stupid comments. Sooner or later someone will put it out there for everyone to see.
Funny!
HaHaHaHa!!
I miss Carter's nucular.
Thanks for the laughs, I have forgotten about good ole Dan!!
Sue
All three are funny, but Marion Barry has to be my favorite.
Uh oh...my fear is that someday when I'm rich and famous, my blog will be used against me!
And I will be S-O-L then! Bwahahaha!
They really have some "DUH" moments don't they? But what wonderful entertainment for all the rest of us.
Di
The Blue Ridge Gal
Oy.
Dumb.
Dumber.
And Dumbest.
And as long as we have politicians..........we will always have comic relief!
How about the Yogi Berra series...
"its like deja vu all over again"
"Its not over till its over"
"You should go to other people's funerals so they come to yours too"
"I didn't say half the things I said"
From the mouths of... idiots!
As someone who has undoubtedly said something just as clever when tired or distracted, I will not cast aspertions (or try to spell the word correctly.)
I believe it was Bush who said "heterosexual marriage" should be between a man and a woman. Drrr...
Was it Murphy who said, "Everyone will reach their level of incompetence."
Those are hilarious!
Marion Barry for President!
Ahh, Dan Quayle. How could I have forgotten?
My father was a DC advertising creative director and actually did ads for MB's first campaign. He had a framed poster in his office for years. I was in high school when people were walking around around with "I saw the tape and the bitch set him up" t-shirts. Too funny!
I practically grew up in Germany. I sure love the Polish!
...and mouths open, removing all doubt. Can't say though that I miss Dan Qualye (Mr Potatoe Head).
I need a laugh too...got any drugs???
xoxo
and they are all men....odd...funny...strange! LOL
Stupid statements make me laugh!!
I had completely forgotten about Dan Quayle..........and I'm a Hoosier!
So few words can bring such joy.
Gotta laugh! or make potatoes.
I love these brilliant role models!
Marion Barry is the best! Dan Quayle...is this the best America has to offer?
Oh that Danny Boy, the gift that kept on giving.
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