Overheard in a reading group at Smith Elementary, here in Oregon...
We got on the topic of allergies and one of my girls said, "Yeah, my dad is allergic to my mom's hair spray. Every time he gets near her he gets an allergic erection."
"Um, do you mean reaction? Allergic reaction?"
And she said, "Maybe, it was something like that."
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And this is why we women take time to look good.......
you can never have enough allergic erections.
lol, I cannot comment!
Have a great Memorial Day weekend!
You gotta watch out for those allergic erections...
I am swooning with laughter. I can't bear it. Thank goodness it didn't result in a rash.
LOL cute!
Ouch! An allergic erection sounds painful!
Must be lots of swelling involved ...
;D
What a scary thought - allergies causing erections! Eeek.
Now there's a great selling feature! I can see it now on TV commercials.. tee hee
DI
The Blue Ridge Gal
well i once had a secretary that told me she had a tubal litigation...
smiles, bee
xxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
her attorney did it! ps
That is classic! I would have laughed about that the whole day!
Oh. Kids are amazing...
i LOVE the pictures you come up with.
erection. heh. my boyfriend is allergic to mornings.
Bwahahaha, you just cost me ANOTHER keyboard I fear. :wipes off the tea:
Happy holiday to you, sweetie.
priceless! I challenge Bill Cosby to come up with any better moments than you share here to us!
Same thing happens to me.
Bwah haha! That's like my caller saying they wanted to report an "erotic driver"!
People are so funny. You can't make most of that stuff up!
One of my students recently said that his dad had an addiction to bee stings.
xxxooo
have a lovely weekend, VM
LOL
Kids can crack me up.
To quote Dave Barry, "I swear I am not making this up."
My wife bought some pine nuts from Costco, she is going to make pesto. It's a big bag of pine nuts, just under five cups. Most of the bag is clear, so when you look at it, the main visual impact is - pine nuts.
I looked at the back of the bag to see if there were instructions for toasting them. No dice. There was a recipe for pesto, though. And right under it there was a warning with the following...
Allergy Information:
Contains pine nuts
That reminds me of a time recently when my four year old, Vic, asked his six year old brother Max what he was allergic to.
"Me?" Max questioned.
"You're allergic to yourself?" Vic shot back.
The obvious is not for everyone, but those that need it cling to it with all they've got, don't they?
I think it's kinda sweet that Tightwad's still telling ya he's allergic!
I sure hope he means it in the best possible way!
Grannie
If your allergic erection lasts more than 4 hours, discontinue sniffing hair spray and call your doctor.
Hilarious. You just have so much funny going on in your corner of the world in Oregon.
can you imagine how the stock in claritin would drop if there were such things as allergic erections?
I love allergic erections! Or really any kind. I'm easy to please.
Maybe if this kid was right the first time, hairspray might put Viagra off the market. No more annoying commercials about grandparents and their sex lives!!!
Maybe that's my problem with tequila...hahaha.
Now I know!!
There's just so many jokes I don't know which way to go.
Cute. My favorite student comment...
I was the condom that broke.
Trust me it was funny.
Used to be a tv show on about the funny things kids say...this is priceless!
Now THAT is interesting... I don't use hairspray...but maybe if I cut out wheat and dairy?
Heh,heh. My sweet little niece once had her ears infucked. She almost got a little spanky till Daddy realized what she'd said. And 25 years later, we still laugh about it.
My hubby must be allergic to lots of stuff.
I'm going to get my aquanet. I could sure use an allergic erection!
hahhahaha. I love kids. that made my weekend!
Only out of the mouths of babes can blatant honesty exist.
Great observation.
You could have warned me before I took a big 'ol drink of diet soda!!!!! :)
Haha! Reminds me of the time I read "orgasm" instead of "organism" to a group of 8th grade students.
Fun times there at Smith Elementary...in Oregon!
Malisa
OMG. That was awesome. No wonder the hairspray costs so much these days!
I love it, and the pic is perfect! Thanks for sharing!
Humm...hairspray doesn't do it for me, though I have that problem with some perfumes.
I hope hubby has an allergic erection later!
That is so funny!
So if I quit using hairspray, hubby might not be so excited to see me! Ah - had I only known this sooner.
Thanks for the laugh!
That's not hairspray, sweetie.
Its
Eau De Boner (pronounced bonay--don't be disgusting!)
C'mon over here my dear and let me scratch that itch...
Yeooowww...
Shit... I'm getting myself hot..
Peace - Rene
That was a really good one.
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What brand was that again? i need some of that....
Wonder if she used that Super Hold kind?
A girl can always count on hairspray for just the right stiffness.
yes, my husband certainly has an allergic erection to me when he is near
an erection or something like that. LOL
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Now I can explain to my hubby why he always starts to swell when he gets to close to me.
Funny... my husband has the same reaction to my bras, panties and lip gloss.
Why are you in Oregon? Did I miss something? Are you pretending to be in Oregon cuz you got in chubble? I don't get it.
And I'm gonna need to know the brand of hairspray that mom uses. My husband doesn't get allergic near enough.
OMG...that is too funny!!! thank you for sharing - I will be giggling ALL day :)
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