5/23/09

We learn a lot about reading...


Overheard in a reading group at Smith Elementary, here in Oregon...

We got on the topic of allergies and one of my girls said, "Yeah, my dad is allergic to my mom's hair spray. Every time he gets near her he gets an allergic erection." 


"Um, do you mean reaction? Allergic reaction?" 


And she said, "Maybe, it was something like that." 

 

59 comments:

zelzee said...

And this is why we women take time to look good.......

you can never have enough allergic erections.

Dee-Zigns Handcrafted Jewelry said...

lol, I cannot comment!
Have a great Memorial Day weekend!

Dana's Brain said...

You gotta watch out for those allergic erections...

PurestGreen said...

I am swooning with laughter. I can't bear it. Thank goodness it didn't result in a rash.

darsden said...

LOL cute!

*Akilah Sakai* said...

Ouch! An allergic erection sounds painful!

Must be lots of swelling involved ...

;D

Under the Influence said...

What a scary thought - allergies causing erections! Eeek.

The Blue Ridge Gal said...

Now there's a great selling feature! I can see it now on TV commercials.. tee hee

DI
The Blue Ridge Gal

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Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

well i once had a secretary that told me she had a tubal litigation...

smiles, bee
xxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

her attorney did it! ps

Counselormama said...

That is classic! I would have laughed about that the whole day!

Marla said...

Oh. Kids are amazing...

Yo said...

i LOVE the pictures you come up with.

erection. heh. my boyfriend is allergic to mornings.

kimmirich said...

Bwahahaha, you just cost me ANOTHER keyboard I fear. :wipes off the tea:

Happy holiday to you, sweetie.

dizzblnd said...

priceless! I challenge Bill Cosby to come up with any better moments than you share here to us!

KMcJoseph said...

Same thing happens to me.

tera said...

Bwah haha! That's like my caller saying they wanted to report an "erotic driver"!
People are so funny. You can't make most of that stuff up!

only a movie said...

One of my students recently said that his dad had an addiction to bee stings.

xxxooo
have a lovely weekend, VM

WhisperingWriter said...

LOL

Kids can crack me up.

Rick Daley said...

To quote Dave Barry, "I swear I am not making this up."

My wife bought some pine nuts from Costco, she is going to make pesto. It's a big bag of pine nuts, just under five cups. Most of the bag is clear, so when you look at it, the main visual impact is - pine nuts.

I looked at the back of the bag to see if there were instructions for toasting them. No dice. There was a recipe for pesto, though. And right under it there was a warning with the following...

Allergy Information:
Contains pine nuts

That reminds me of a time recently when my four year old, Vic, asked his six year old brother Max what he was allergic to.

"Me?" Max questioned.

"You're allergic to yourself?" Vic shot back.

The obvious is not for everyone, but those that need it cling to it with all they've got, don't they?

This IS The Fun Part! said...

I think it's kinda sweet that Tightwad's still telling ya he's allergic!

I sure hope he means it in the best possible way!

Grannie

SkylersDad said...

If your allergic erection lasts more than 4 hours, discontinue sniffing hair spray and call your doctor.

Renée aka Mekhismom said...

Hilarious. You just have so much funny going on in your corner of the world in Oregon.

flutter said...

can you imagine how the stock in claritin would drop if there were such things as allergic erections?

blognut said...

I love allergic erections! Or really any kind. I'm easy to please.

apathy lounge said...

Maybe if this kid was right the first time, hairspray might put Viagra off the market. No more annoying commercials about grandparents and their sex lives!!!

Phil Bennett said...

Maybe that's my problem with tequila...hahaha.

Now I know!!

Captain Dumbass said...

There's just so many jokes I don't know which way to go.

Hit 40 said...

Cute. My favorite student comment...

I was the condom that broke.

Trust me it was funny.

Buggys said...

Used to be a tv show on about the funny things kids say...this is priceless!

Kate Coveny Hood said...

Now THAT is interesting... I don't use hairspray...but maybe if I cut out wheat and dairy?

Fragrant Liar said...

Heh,heh. My sweet little niece once had her ears infucked. She almost got a little spanky till Daddy realized what she'd said. And 25 years later, we still laugh about it.

Semi-Slacker Mom said...

My hubby must be allergic to lots of stuff.

Susan said...

I'm going to get my aquanet. I could sure use an allergic erection!

peewee said...

hahhahaha. I love kids. that made my weekend!

Mad Texter said...

Only out of the mouths of babes can blatant honesty exist.

Great observation.

Annie said...

You could have warned me before I took a big 'ol drink of diet soda!!!!! :)

She said...

Haha! Reminds me of the time I read "orgasm" instead of "organism" to a group of 8th grade students.

Moonlight Hollow Musings said...

Fun times there at Smith Elementary...in Oregon!

Malisa

me in the pink said...

OMG. That was awesome. No wonder the hairspray costs so much these days!

Brenda Susan said...

I love it, and the pic is perfect! Thanks for sharing!

Lee Ryan said...

Humm...hairspray doesn't do it for me, though I have that problem with some perfumes.

Rebecca said...

I hope hubby has an allergic erection later!

That is so funny!

Joyful said...

So if I quit using hairspray, hubby might not be so excited to see me! Ah - had I only known this sooner.

Thanks for the laugh!

Ann's Rants said...

That's not hairspray, sweetie.

Its

Eau De Boner (pronounced bonay--don't be disgusting!)

Not The Rockefellers said...

C'mon over here my dear and let me scratch that itch...

Yeooowww...

Shit... I'm getting myself hot..

Peace - Rene

Gaston Studio said...

That was a really good one.

Brenda Susan said...

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The Girl Next Door said...

What brand was that again? i need some of that....

Char said...

Wonder if she used that Super Hold kind?

phd in yogurtry said...

A girl can always count on hairspray for just the right stiffness.

Lisa said...

yes, my husband certainly has an allergic erection to me when he is near

Smart Mouth Broad said...

an erection or something like that. LOL

Brenda Susan said...

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WeaselMomma said...

Now I can explain to my hubby why he always starts to swell when he gets to close to me.

The Gonzo Mama said...

Funny... my husband has the same reaction to my bras, panties and lip gloss.

AS Amber said...

Why are you in Oregon? Did I miss something? Are you pretending to be in Oregon cuz you got in chubble? I don't get it.

And I'm gonna need to know the brand of hairspray that mom uses. My husband doesn't get allergic near enough.

Randomly Elly said...

OMG...that is too funny!!! thank you for sharing - I will be giggling ALL day :)

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