Things you do NOT want your ten-year old son to find in the yard the day AFTER you so graciously hosted the after-prom sleepover with a ton of teenage girls, most of whom you trusted EXPLICITELY.
1. Empty soda cans
2. Empty Dorito bags
3. Trash from other food items.
4. More empty soda cans.
5. An "adult" item that shall not be mentioned here but is going to be getting someone into a ton of trouble. Although it was meant to KEEP people out of trouble. And people use them in the rain. on their feet.
Someone’s a** is grass, and I’m about to be the lawnmower.