6/11/09

Listen up, Ladies...

Overheard at snack time:

 

Edward: "I have someone in this room who is my girlfriend."

 Me: "Is it Katie?"

Edward: "Yes!"

Annie: "She broke up with you though."

Edward: "Yeah, but she didn’t mean it.  Rachel broke up with me too... a while ago."

Annie: "I would be your girlfriend."

 

Edward:   "Nah... You pout too much."  





43 comments:

Gaston Studio said...

Edward is an insightful young man!

Rick Daley said...

I thought Edward liked Bella, because she's all pouty and stuff. It was that way in the book and in the movie.

Roshni Mitra Chintalapati said...

yeah, men hate women who cry or seem as if they could cry at any moment!! Smart boy!!

Laoch of Chicago said...

A wise young man.

The Laughing Idiot said...

Run, girls, run! He's never going to fall for the batting your eyes thing!!

Beth said...

That Edward is a player! Love that he already knows to stay away from the pouters.

Not The Rockefellers said...

Oh Annie..keep away from Edward, he's a player and possibly a stalker...

Peace - Rene

KekeLynn said...

Edward's definately got this thing figured out! haha

Rachel Cotterill said...

But I bet Rachel meant it. (Rachels always mean what they say!)

Char said...

Well, of course she didn't mean it, Edward! Denial is a wonderful thing. No stalking, now.

Fragrant Liar said...

I love a straightforward, honest man.

SkylersDad said...

Amazing... right there in that single exchange is the sum of my entire dating life!

Marla said...

I have a feeling Edward is going to be a heartbreaker. :D

The Peach Tart said...

Edward is wise beyond his years and is going to give the girls a run for their money

Fancy Schmancy said...

It is possible that they are all wise beyond their years.

Cora said...

So, pouting is bad...?

;-)

Desert Songbird said...

Oooo, that's cold...

Captain Dumbass said...

Good eye, Edward. Stay away from the high maintenance ones.

The Muse said...

Oh he is gooooooooood !

Eluciq said...

oh so perfect...edward better get use to it! love the image and love what kinders say...you have a great memory...as i can't remember anything by the end of the day...i swear i have fluffy cotton in my head when i get home and try to recall the funny things that were said throughout the day...ugh!

Angie Ledbetter said...

I hope that smart boy always remembers that lesson.

steenky bee said...

Sadly, Edward knows exactly what he's talking about. If only all men were that smart....

Mango Girl said...

I'm with steenky bee...

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for a different kind of girl said...

It's tough to be a girl in love!

anymommy said...

How did he learn that so early? Tell her not to give up. My husband says exactly the same thing and I suckered him in somehow.

Kathy B! said...

Really?! That sucks!!

2 Brits, 2 Yanks, 2 Dogs said...

Yeah the pouting ruins everything

SSP said...

dammit, and I am so darn cute when I pout!!! LOL

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

I spent all of my son's freshman year waiting for him to figure that one out!

Joanna Jenkins said...

Pouting always worked for me. Tell Annie to hang in there :-)

Pastor Sharon said...

I love a young man who knows he doesn't want a drama queen!

Rocksee said...

He's already hip to the girl game!

mo.stoneskin said...

He's right. You can't have too much pouting.

Frau said...

You really have to love the humor in your job. It's not easy being a teacher but man the comedy you get daily is all I need.

Joanie said...

That's enough to give Annie a major complex. Bet Edward becomes a very successful psychiatrist and Annie becomes his long-suffering wife.

Just sayin'

Da Goddess

The Gaelic Wife said...

Wise beyond his years.

KMcJoseph said...

"Nah, you've got two much baggage."

Wendy said...

BWAHAHAHA. You know, I wish life were like elementary school. With less boogers, I mean.

Sara said...

Isn't it sad to know that men haven't changed all that much from Kindergarten? Oh, Edward...

A Woman Of No Importance said...

Pouting too much will probably get that girl a role in the movies, given that pouting appears to work instead of acting in some cases! Great stuff, VKMom - I just wrote 'grate'... I think I need extra tuition this summer... You up for it?! x

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