We have an adorable kindergarten teacher in our building, Mrs. Wesson, who recently informed us all that she and her husband are expecting a baby. She couldn’t wait to tell me the story about how she informed her class yesterday. Here was the conversation she had, and the response from one of her kiddos.
“Class, I wanted you to know that my husband and I are having a baby.”
Annie (looking very thoughtful, with her hand on her chin): “Mrs. Wesson, exactly when are you inspecting this baby?”