Smith & Wesson

We have an adorable kindergarten teacher in our building, Mrs. Wesson, who recently informed us all that she and her husband are expecting a baby.  She couldn’t wait to tell me the story about how she informed her class yesterday.  Here was the conversation she had, and the response from one of her kiddos.


“Class, I wanted you to know that my husband and I are having a baby.” 


Annie (looking very thoughtful, with her hand on her chin):  “Mrs. Wesson, exactly when are you inspecting this baby?”





*Akilah Sakai* said...

Aw, that's cute. She's not too far off. A sonogram is like an inspection!

Anonymous said...

I'm "inspecting" a baby in a few weeks myself!

And, good for Sassy!!

Dee-Zigns Handcrafted Jewelry said...

Expecially if its an internal sonogram, ouch!! Kids say the darnest things! Wasn't that a tv show? lol

mommakin said...

oh, that is sweet.

Rick Daley said...

Shortly after birth.

- NOTE: After birth, not afterbirth.

Boozy Tooth said...

I'd say seven or eight months is reasonable.

Anonymous said...

I would want to inspect my baby right away because being preggos is no fun at my age.

The Blue Ridge Gal

mo.stoneskin said...

I inspect my baby twice a day, at the crack of dawn and at dusk. We end it with a salute. I figure it is a good idea to get the routine in early before I have an army of children..

Suzy said...

I find it very sad that I had to read it twice before I got it.

Angie Ledbetter said...

Y'all got some precocious childrens at dat school! :)

darsden said...

LOL and must admit like Suzy I too had to read it twice ... hey is that something on my ear..wtf

SkylersDad said...

I thought babies came with those little "Inspected by #5" stickers?

Sprite's Keeper said...

Move that kid to first grade so you can correct her. (But praise her on the cuteness first!)

Valerie said...

lol that is so funny!

Samantha said...

As soon as possible!!


DKC said...

Love it!

Midlife Roadtripper said...

Oh, now that's a good laugh for the end of the school year. Hope you have great plans for the summer.

Sharon Rose said...

How cute!!!!!!

Beth said...

I think I'm going to ask the next pregnant person that same question.

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahaha. Out of the mouth of babes. Adorable and hilarious too.

I forgot to mention this the other day. Your little troll under "Want to Advertise?" used to be my avatar.

Have a terrific day. :)

Anonymous said...

First, I love your blog. It's so funny and I often laugh out loud while reading your stories. This entry reminds me of the following story about my grandson who is almost 5 years old.

My daughter and her husband were having a conversation between themselves. Ethan, their 4 1/2 year old, was in the other room, apparently listening in. My daughter used the word "obligated" and this is what happened from there:

Ethan: What did you just say about an alligator?

Mom: I didn't say alligator, I said obligated.

(Few seconds pass)

Ethan: What color was the obligator?

Pam - Michigan

Merrily Down the Stream said...

Very cute!

WeaselMomma said...

My guess would be in 40 - X weeks. Those cute kids.

zelzee said...

no inspections.........no returns

WeaselMomma said...

Oh, BTW. I am going to get you real good and drunk at blogher so that I can get you to write a raving review about me like in the post below, before you sober up, lol.

Unknown said...

Sooo cute....
And Good for ya Sassy! Be happy!

Peace - Rene

Anne said...

My second grade kiddo told me 'Aw, that's too bad...I always thought you were so cute'... apparently she knows what 9 months of packing a kids does to ones appearance.

Liz Wilkey (a.k.a. A Mom on Spin) said...

When are you due?????

Smart Mouth Broad said...

Too cute! Have you started that book yet?

shrink on the couch said...

Aww, it's like the Bushisms without the Bush : )

Blasé said...

Yeah, I still get the 'ex' and 'in' thing mixed up sometimes.

Char said...

So cute. When my mother was pregnant with my youngest sister, my brother thought she actually had a basketball under her shirt.

Captain Dumbass said...

I had a comment but then I looked out the window and my GORGEOUS garden. Sigh. I have a gift.

Formerly known as Frau said...

Too cute! I loved your title Smith & Wesson made me think when I was prego our last name is West I wanted to name my kid Easton West, WTF was I thinking! I didnt but I wanted to!

Jeanne Estridge said...

No point in inspecting them -- parents-to-be can't see the flaws anyway!

Unknown said...

I hope they inspect it well. You know for signs of an alien baby and all

J. L. Krueger said...

That was cute! Too bad no amount of "inspection" prepares you for when they morph into teenagers!

Anonymous said...



Unknown said...

kobe 11 shoes
canada goose jackets
lebron james shoes
true religion
cheap nfl jerseys
golden state warriors jerseys
ralph lauren outlet
michael kors outlet
louis vuitton
rolex watches
michael kors outlet
jordan shoes
louis vuitton outlet
adidas originals shoes
abercrombie and fitch
toms outlet
ugg boots
cheap oakley sunglasses
christian louboutin sale
official michael kors outlet
mont blanc
coach factory outlet
true religion outlet
kate spade handbags
coach outlet
adidas ultra boost
ugg slippers
air jordan pas cher
ray ban sunglasses
louis vuitton outlet
cheap oakley sunglasses
jordan 4 toro
coach outlet store online clearances
nike factory outlet
michael kors purses
louis vuitton outlet
cheap jordans
michael kors handbags
longchamp handbags

John said...

cheap oakley sunglasses
rolex watches uk
air max 90 black
prada outlet
lebron james shoes 2016
coach outlet online
tory burch outlet store
ugg sale 2016
pandora charms
nba jerseys wholesale
polo ralph lauren
nike air max 90
michael kors handbags
longchamp outlet store
kate spade outlet
polo ralph lauren outlet
cheap ugg sale
oakley vault outlet
uggs outlet
bottega veneta handbags
toms outlet store
michael kors uk
cheap jordans
rolex watches
polo ralph lauren
supra shoes
ugg outlet
stephen curry shoes
ugg italia
adidas superstars
yeezy boost 350 black
ray ban sunglasses
timberland uk
cheap ray bans
true religion outlet
ugg outlet online

Obat Herbal Mioma Saat Hamil said...

Thank you, the article is very petrifying

Obat Penghilang Selulit
Obat Herbal Peritonitis

Obat Herbal Epididimitis said...

the article is very petrifying, hopefully it can be useful and an important lesson.

Obat Parkinson Alami
Khasiat Kurmaqu
Ramuan Herbal Untuk Penderita Penyakit Insomnia
Obat Herbal Anemia Sel Sabit
Obat Herbal Ensefalopati Hepatik
Penyebab Dan Bahaya Penyakit Varikokel