6/1/09

Straighten up, soldier!


 

Overheard in the OTHER first-grade classroom today:

 

“Mrs. Jones, I am NEVER joining the military. I can hardly take YOU yelling at me all day long." 



 

47 comments:

laughingwolf said...

one must behave to avoid being yelled at ;) lol

Deidre said...

Brilliant.

Deidre said...

Brilliant.

Rick Daley said...

That was cute.

Now drop and give me twenty.

Desert Songbird said...

You're one tough DI, VM.

Jan said...

That's MY kinda kid.

KekeLynn said...

That is too funny and soo true I'm sure!!! haha

Em said...

Someone might tell him not to go into politics either.

Mrs. D said...

Lol, he'd better not get married either.

Elaine at Lipstickdaily said...

Wow!

*Akilah Sakai* said...

Kid's are so cute with their little filter-less mouths.

Pastor Sharon said...

Fun kid!!!

Nanny Goats In Panties said...

Yes!!!!

Joanie M said...

Love it!

tera said...

Aww...I don't like getting yelled at either. At least he knows what he doesn't want! :)

Kat said...

That is awesome!

a mouthy irish woman? ridiculous! said...

i love it. love.it.

WeaselMomma said...

I love that you didn't lose the archives. They're gold.

lizspin said...

Funny. . . that's what my husband says to me. . .

Mango Girl said...

I bet he joins the military anyhow...

Out-Numbered said...

Now that's classic. Sounds like something my daughter would say.

The Blue Ridge Gal said...

So drop down and give me twenty, kid! Heee heee

Di
The Blue Ridge Gal

Life As I Know It said...

smart boy.

Anna See said...

cracking up over here! i know i wouldn't have made it in the military. i can't stand a harsh glance.

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahaha. I don't want to be in her class. Good one.

Have a terrific day. :)

Pop and Ice said...

That's why I throw away all the recruiting mail that comes into our house for our son. We yell too loud or press just a bit too much and Xanax is necessary to calm him down. Not a good candidate for the armed services.

But it's good some kids realize it early.....

dgrock said...

Nice! Something tells me that one just may end up in the military:)

blognut said...

Crap! Does Mrs. Jones yell a lot?!

♥Trina♥ said...

ROFL. I've finally had time to go back and catch up on all the posts I've missed. Too funny!! The things kids say!

Jenni Jiggety said...

LOL! I know some teacher who are worse than a drill sargeant!

Brenda Susan said...

So funny!
Thanks for the funny comment! Hang on, only 13 more days....

You. Can. Do. It!

Joyful said...

Kids. Gotta love 'em. Especially their honesty.

Lisa said...

Did you want to say "I don't yell..." ....."THIS IS YELLING!!!!"?

I could never teach little kids. I have no poker face.

Merrily Down the Stream said...

That's a good one!

Joanie M said...

I left you a little something on my blog. :)

Zip n Tizzy said...

That was always my reasoning.

WhisperingWriter said...

Hilarious.

I asked my husband if he got yelled at a lot in basic training and he was all, "Yup.." I'd have totally cried but my husband was all, "If you cry, they yell at you even MORE.." Yikes. That's when I realized I could never join the military.

mo.stoneskin said...

I doubt I could either...

;op

Michel said...

SHIT! Mrs. Jones is STILL teaching?!?!?

And I see she is still crabby. I guess old age didn't mellow her out. Go figure.

Joanna Jenkins said...

Out of the mouths of babes! How sweet.

I stopped by from Joanie's blog. i'll be back again soon!

Joanie said...

lol! Sounds like my house.

As we say here, "if you've earned the holler, you've earned the holler. Deal with it."

Da Goddess
dagoddess.com

AS Amber said...

That's too funny. But ya, like the first commenter said...you must be dinkin' around in order to get yelled at. I don't know how any of you elementary school teachers have a voice left!

Aren't you done with school YET???

Frau said...

Out of the mouths of babes, gotta love it!

CK Lunchbox said...

He sounds like management material.

SweetPeaSurry said...

Oh my ... that is funny. I can never get OVER how attentive and knowledgable kids can be, it's just gobsmacking!

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