"Mrs. Smith, have you ever seen the Austin Powers?"
Me: "Yes, I have."
Jack: " My favorite character if Fat Bastard!"
Me: "You shouldn't say that word at school."
Jack " You mean FAT?"
Me: "No, the other one. Bastard."
Wide Eyed Jack: "I didn't even know that was a bad word! Huh. My dad calls my dog that all the time."
Me: "Well, how about you just don't say it in school anymore, okay? Okay. "
Just another day in heaven.