This particular story came from my friend who teaches kindergarten in Virginia.
She took her class to another school for a field trip to see their "pen pals." After the gathering, she had the class use the bathroom before they went home. Most of the children also took advantage of the water fountain outside the restrooms before boarding the bus to go across town.
Mrs. Smythe: "Johnny, did you want to get a drink here at the fountain before we get on the bus?"
Johnny, "Naw.....I got a drink from the one in there!" And with that, he pointed to the boys bathroom.
Yeah.
Where the urinals were located.
He'll probably be our next senator.
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This so reminds me of Max's first try at kindergarten. His teacher, so upset, informed me that he was taken to the counselors office because he was "Dancing in the urinal."
Mmm!
Tasty, with just a hint of salt.
Oh no he didn't!
We had a student who drank from the potty this past year. Stuck his head in and drank like a dog.
I almost threw up just thinking about it.
Hey, lemonade is tastier than water!
Does Johnny's school have outhouses or something?
next Senator, ha! that or head of the EPA!
wow, look at all of those followers! you are amazing, Vodka Mom!
That is so gross, but your comment about him becoming our next senator cracked me up. Most of them aren't in touch are they? No, they aren't.
Have a terrific day. :)
Blech. I just lost another pound on the VodkaMom diet. There's no way I'm eating dinner now!!
I'm extremely grossed out! Poor guy!
With common sense and taste like THAT, it's virtually guaranteed!
Hey, between your posts and the pics on my photo blog (engorged ticks, big hairy spiders and bull snakes) we could patent a new diet. The Blech Diet. :-) Works like a charm.
It even grosses me out when my dog drinks from the toilet.
There were sinks in there, right?! There must have been.. Pretty please..
OMG...NO! I don't want to know that!
did he come out chewing a giant 'mint', too? :O lol
Yeah, but I don't think the senators are "drinking" in the restrooms.
Oh, God, questions that should never be asked of small children. You really don't want to know.
That's boys for you!!
**GAGGING**
YEP! Boys do mature slower than girls. Perhaps it's the water that causes it?
DI
The Blue Ridge Gal
I just threw up.
Makes sense to me...the bar I worked in throughout college had a sign above the urinal in the men's room:
"Please don't eat the mints."
'nough said.
xo, Mango
One word: disgusting. Kids will be kids!
At age FIFTY-SIX, I went into a porta potty and picked up this nice white piece of "smell good" soap. Only after telling my husband about the soap that wasn't, did he tell me about urinal cakes. I did a post on it and it made me famous. OK. I lied about the famous part.
Don't act like you never drank out of a urinal.
Oh my!
I think I just threw-up in my mouth a little!
Ek. Boys are yucky.
Oh Nasty! Poor kid!
*barf*
That was nasty - but funny. I hope someone is there to remind him of this when he is about 15.
I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
Hope there was a sink in the boys room. eww
Oh, God...
I guess this was not a good day to teach a lesson on the "fun"damentals of government....
My mom remembers going to a friend's house when we were little. She asked th kid for a glass of water. He went in toe bathroom, but she never heard the water go on. However he came out with a dripping glass!
Mmmm, toilet water...
Yeuurrrccchhhhh!!!! Funny though!X
LOL! It wasn't his day to use the Universal Brain
ewww...that's nasty. Stopping by to say hi from the SITStahood!
It gives new meaning to "potty mouth".....blech!
Oh. YUCK.
As a mom,I'm not sure if I'd WANT to hear that report from the teacher or not...
Ewwwwww. As my son always says "Those blue mints don't taste very good.
YIKES? did he put frosting on the urinal cake too? LMAO!!!
Lol - he isn't the first and he won't be the last...bless them.
So nicely chilled by the ceramic. Perhaps he is part dog?
I bet his mother is so proud! LOL!
We have this fountain thingee in our office waiting room. I can't tell you how many patients drank from it.
I want to ask them two questions:
Did'nt the mold on the bottom gross you out at all?
Did you happen to wonder why this fountain in so close to the ground.
(I clean it with clorox by the way)
At least this kid was 6. I'm dealing with grown adults in an upscale dentist office.
Interesting. I'm obviously not up on American politics. And I didn't mean up in that way!
Dogs drink from toilets all the time. It doesn't kill them.
Just think of all the great germ exposures. Kid will never get asthma.
You haven't really been drunk, unless you know what one of the sanitizing cakes taste like...
OMG I love your blog name! I saw you on SITS and wanted to stop in and see who Vodka Mom was, lmao
Your blog is great, I faved you so I can come back and read more after the kiddies find something to do :)
LMAO! Guess that's why I teach high school, although I wouldn't put it past some of those high school boys to drink from the urinal, too. BTW, chica, you're a WINNER! Please send me your contact info so I can get that Tar-Jay Gift Card out to ya!
Oh no! lol!
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Very funny! Reminds me of the time my husband took Jeff to the bathroom at McDonalds. Coming out, he was so excited to tell me so he yelled loudly for all to hear that "mommy, guess WHAT? I pee peed IN THE SINK!"
And did I mention it was packed for dinner? yeah.... good times.
btw, what's up with all the Anonymous asian writing? Do you speak this language?
Did you tell his mother so she get him shots. *shakes head* lol..
Thats some spammer or a very frustrated follower
Dang, ANON's comments made my head hurt!
Love kids! So funny!
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