If you are lucky, your doctor will schedule your mammogram the day BEFORE you leave for the BlogHer conference in Chicago.
If you are REALLY lucky, the technician who is “handling” your case is the PARENT of one of your students from last year. And while she is adjusting your, um, gifts, you might engage in a little discussion about school.
Kind of puts the parent/teacher conference in a new light. Usually I like to be dressed.
(And OUCH, I might add. Those HURT! No matter how much squeezing you do, those puppies are empty.)